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| Master Fifer |
Author has written 13 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Gravitation, and Vampires. Master Fifer: The Person Name: Frankie. It's Francesca, really, but please... Frankie sounds so much more interesting in my opinion. Age: 15 Residence: Portland, OR Some Insights To Me: Well, jeez, I like a lot of things! I love horseback riding, especially horse jumping, and music. I like to sing but believe me it's not outstanding. Sounds like a cat being run over by a clown truck, really. Writing is one of my biggest passions, though I don't do it as often as I should. I like to snowboard but again, it's not pro top-knotch stuff or anything. Reading's also a big interest and just messing around with my friends. We come up with some... elaborate things. I love to draw and with each picture I get a little bit better, in my opinion. Improv and drama are my favorite things to do in my spare time. Theater is my favorite class in school! I also love making people laugh so I mostly write humorous stories. Reading back on my stories I can really see how my sense of humor has... 'matured' let's say. Still, who doesn't like a "That's what she said" joke? And... I'm sorry, but this must be said now as to not cause confusion in the future.I am not a Twilight fan.I'm sorry... this is how it has to be. It's getting so popular it should start being on forms and sheets. I'm really glad I got that off my chest. Phew. Overall: Feel free to ask me anything! I love chatting to people anytime, even with simple 'private messages.' Review if you like, I enjoy feedback most of all! I hope you enjoy my stories. 12-31-08, 1:15pm ALMOST 2009!! AND I'VE MADE NO RESOLUTIONS!! I HAVE 10 HOURS AND 45 MINUTES TO COME UP WITH SOME!THE PRESSURE! I guess I could always try to make more computer time a goal. Or maybe like, I don't know, getting a JOB... Ew, I hate growing up. Job. It sounds so... formal and adult. RESOLUTION AS OF NOW: DO A LITTLE REGRESSING IN THE AGE DEPARTMENT. | |||||
1. Truth reviewsLouis reflects on his life with Claudia and Lestat. SOME SPOILERS.Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-30-08 - Complete2. Teeth reviewsLouis is determined to get Lestat's teeth cleaned. NOT Yaoi, Humor. All characters belong to Anne Rice.Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-30-083. The Took Way reviewsJust a small, humorous drabble I wrote for school honoring Peregrin Took. Add more? Let me know.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-7-07 - Peregrin T.4. Akito's Baby Blues » reviewsUncle Shigure with a new name! Shigure's out leaving Akito to care for the kids! What will happen?Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,795 - Reviews: 183 - Updated: 10-7-07 - Published: 7-24-06 - Shigure S.5. Comedy Combat reviewsFifer on the move again! A crazy, mostly Lord of the Rings centered catastrophy of chaos and comedy. Basically, Naruto and Lord of the Rings along with some other people crammed in a mansion together. Somewhat better summary inside. Rated for language.Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-30-07 - Aragorn6. PIB: Popstars in Black » reviewsFifer, writing again! Should we be afraid, or TERRIFIED? Just a ditty I've been writing in one of my many notebooks. Imagine the Gravitation cast acting like Men in Black. Now you know. No aliens or popstars were harmed in the typing of this story. .Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-15-07 - Published: 4-8-077. And the Lord Said Suckers! reviewsThe Lord of the Rings cast gets sucked into the Naruto world? Somewhat better summary inside. I'm too evil...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-30-068. Leave The Singing To Me! » reviewsJust some funny songs I was thinking of for some of the FMA characters. Enjoy. Includes Dante's Theme, the Gluttony Song Song, and more!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-1-06 - Published: 8-17-069. The Cornocopia of files of the Marauders » reviewsBIG words invade Hogwarts and the Marauders! Prongs and Padfoot decide to bother Moony with some BIG surprises. Will it get out of hand?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 7-3-06 - Published: 2-1-0610. Frozen Fire presents: Don't Pet the Kitty » reviewsJust a wacky thing my friend Liger Zero nightmare and I thought up. Bobby and Johnny express their annoyance to Kitty in rather unusual ways... Kitty lovers are warned.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-26-06 - Published: 6-25-06 - Iceman & Pyro11. Unabridged Elves » reviewsThe BIG word series. Sequals to Dysmenorrhea and Kakapo!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-4-06 - Published: 1-29-0612. Kakapo! » reviewsSince y'all loved Dysmenorrhea, here's a second one!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-13-06 - Published: 1-28-0613. Dysmenorrhea reviewsWhat happens when you think of big words...Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-7-06 - Elrohir/Elladan & Arwen U. - Complete
