Inspirations:

Ranma Saotome and the Holes in Life

Nemesis ½: Banishment & Resurrection (1)

Nemesis ½: Banishment & Resurrection (2)

Unnamed (Prologue #3)

Goddess Trilogy: The Spark of Interest

Brief Background Info:

Sex: (I could put a joke here, but...) male.

Age: 17.

Years with Fanficiton: 4.

Favorite Quotes: "We guarantee that your hair will be 4x thicker in just 15 seconds, and when you come for your money back guarantee, we're gone just like your hair!"

"All heroes are suicidal."

"I'm not lazy, I'm just energetically handicapped. "

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, it's because I hate plants."

"Kinda hard not to be a smartass when you're talking to dumbasses all the time."

"Big Bang Theory: In the beginning there was nothing... which exploded."

"Atheism: The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which turned into dinosaurs. Makes perfect sense."

"Cancer: nature's way of telling people to stop screwing with radiation."

Mousse: "Hey! Saffron is stunned! But he only got hit by a 3-ton boulder! Ranma does that to us all the time!" (excerpt from the manga of Ranma)

Kasumi: "You know, Ranma's pretty unlucky." (excerpt from the manga)

Kasumi: "She's (Akane's) really a very sweet girl. She's just a violent maniac." (manga. Honestly, Kasumi has the best dialogue.)

Favorite Pairings:

As a predominately Ranma reader, I like to see him paired in really unique pairings, and definitely not with a fiancee. For example:

Ranma/Tsunami (from Tenchi)

Ranma/Hild (A!MG)

Ranma/Hel (From real Norse. I have yet to see this, but...)

Ranma/Queen Serenity ('nuff said.)

Ranma/OC (Non-normal OC, however. No chaotic Ranma with normal gal for me. Just doesn't happen.)

Ranma/Spirit of Drowned Girl (aka Ranko)

Ranma/Ryoko (Tenchi)

Ranma/Mara or Urd or both (A!MG. There are a few floating about, but they are rarely complete.)

Ranma/Kiima (So very rare, yet so very amazing. I found one completed one by accident. Mmmm.)

Ranma/Hinako (Cuz it just needs to happen.)

Ranma/Haruka (Yes, she's a les, but just like how a girl has to tolerate Ranma's girl form, she can tolerate his male form.)

Ranma/Sheila (Gold Digger.)

Ranma/Sailor Galaxia (I blame Gabriel Blessing.)

Ranma/Setsuna or Hotaru or both (This pairing is just magical in my eyes.)(And yes, magical is the appropriate adjective.)

Ranma/Morrigan or Lilith or both (I just haven't seen a completed one of these yet, and I really need to.)

A tip for you younglings on this site: After the initial rush of the joys of fanfiction (this lasted for two years for me), you find yourself disappointed in the ones that never update or are too short and things like that. That led me to take a six month break before I came back with a new plan and thus this tip. Change your settings to 'complete' and '40,000' words when searching for a fic. It instantly clears away the teasing, dead fics and the constant spam. Of course, all of my fics will be filtered out via this strategy until I finish them, but... Well, it's your choice. Trust me, this tip has given me quite a bit of happiness. Also, you can check 'complete' stories on other author's profile's 'favorites.'

Best of Luck,

-Sub

Nemesis ½: Being bored, and curious, I wondered what Crystal looked like transformed as Sailor Moon. I mean, I write about it, but nothing beats a good ol' photo. So... I took a picture of Eternal Sailor Moon and Queen Serenity on photoshop, where I edited the hair into the respective light and dark, the eyes into the same purple, gave her the same lipstick, and deleted the girlish marks under her eyes (not eyelashes). Twas the best I could do, with my kidpix style photoshopping. The link is in blue.

The other reason your here is to see why I haven't updated... That fact that I'm lazy has been noticed. I also have the idea of four more fics about to come out, so what ever comes next will be... undecided as of now. Most likely... Requiem. :D

Current Number of Words in Incomplete Chapters: 11:34 am, Wednesday, November 18, 2009.

Dark Mind: 0-ish. (On Hold)

The Templar: 1,419. (On Hold)

Ice That Fuels Fire: 0. (On Hold)

The Forth Empire: 0. (On Hold)

Book of Prologues: 0. (On hold, unfortunately)

Nemesis ½: 6,287. (Active: updates very, very slowly) (Shit! Newest Demonata book just screwed me sideways.)

Unusual Pairings: 4,782. (On Hold)

Hidden Story A: 2,124. (It's under the Eragon category, if you're curious.) (Also On Hold)

Hidden Story B: 9,650. (A Harry Potter/slight Sword of Truth crossover.) (On Hold)

Requiem of Time: 2,559. (Yes, I did just ignore the poll in favor of this) (Active: updates whenever)