Author has written 230 stories for Beyblade, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Fast and the Furious, and Twilight.
Name: Clare J. Lodge
Nicknames: Charlie, Chazz, The Queen Of Oneshots, Lamb, LambChop, LambKin, Queen of Manipulation, Stormy, Stormcloud, Cloud, Lolly, The mother of Kai/Ming-Ming, Lady of OOCness, Julia, Cookie, Lammy, English Rose,
Hight: 5 foot 10 inches
Orirntation: Meh, not intrested, people annoy me too much these days
Date of Birth: 12th of August
Star sign: Leo
Born In: The Year Of The Tiger (1986)
My Writing Style: I feel I should point out that apart from three all the of published authors that I read are American and this shows its self in what I write. My spelling will often zigzag between the English and the American, I’ve tired to stop this from happening but I just don’t seem able to. So sorry. Also I'm dyslexic so expect some spelling mistakes/misspelled words Ok.
Fast and The Furious
Dom/Letty - the one cannon pairing that I love! I don't like Dom/OC at all, it makes me want to gag, and the fact that there are so many of these swamping the fandom makes me a lil crazy.
Ino/pretty much anyone I love this girl (the main two being) Sasuke/Ino, Naruto/Ino, I haven't got time to list all my Ino pairings.
Pein/Konan - I'm in love with these two, but I doubt I'll ever have the skill to write them
Also Naruto/Hinata, Shino/Temari and Hidan/Tayuya (check out Gothic Dancer's fics with these two).
Sakura – I couldn’t stand her in Naruto so in most of my earlier fics she is shown in a negative light. I know, but I can be childish at times. But I love her in shippuden and it’s changed the way I see her, so it’s also changed the way I write her. But I’m not rewriting my old stuff, too lazy. Also I can't stand Sasuke/Sakura... Sorry.
Kai/Ming-Ming(/Rei) - That's treesome not triangle people just so we're clear. Anyway this is my all time love in this fandom and will always be number one with me.
Tyson/Hilary - Because somethings you just can't ignore and these two are just meant to be.
Johnny/Mathilda - I just find them too cute.
For the most part this all all I read I'm very picky in this fandom, but there are a few other crack sitations, most written by Iluvbeyblade (check out her work)
Sawyer/Ana-Lucia - what can I say? I'm a huge Michelle Rodriguez fan, but I really should watch the show instead of just AMVs and reading fics
Pirates of the Caribbean
Captain Jack Sparrow/Anamaria - I've loved the pairing from the moment she slapped him round the face
Jacob/Leah - I love the wolf pack and a few of the side characters, but the rest of it I have no time for and wouldn't read the books a second time if you paid me. Aslo some writers are doing some really cool stuff with Nessie, worth cheching out.
Trent/Daria - cus duh!! They are just the best, end of story.
Kyo/Arisa - She hit him round the face with a mop, need I say more?
Draco/Luna, Oliver/Katie - Again I am very, very picky in this fandom. The more fics in a fandom the harder it is to find the ones you want to read.
Caleb/Will - It was there right from the start, anyone could see it. Right? Right?
Even if you didn't know before you do now, for the most part I live for crack pairings, they make my world a better place.
Squishy & Stormy's Stages of Writer's Block
Stage 1: I have no ideas.
Stage 2: I have ideas, but they won't go on screen/look shit when they do.
Stage 3: I have ideas and if I could be bothered to try, I'm sure they would transfer easily to screen ...
Stage 4: I have ideas and they are going on screen successfully!
Stage 5: I didn't tell myself to write that. Wtf? What am I writing? Who's writing this? This is great! I'm just going to to hide at the end of my arms and hope I don't frighten it away.
Stage 6: I had way too much to drink last night and… that’s bloody amazing! Who wrote all that? Did I write all that? I don’t even remember writhing that! Why can't I write like that sober?
"Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished and persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot." - Mark Twain
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