Kai/Ming-Ming and Sasuke/Ino
Rule My World!!
Name: Clare Lodge
Penname: Lamanth, also I am one half (the evil half) of DiORaRi (The Disciples Of Random Reviews)
Nicknames: Charlie, Chazz, The Queen Of Oneshots, Lamb, LambChop, LambKin, Queen of Manipulation, Stormy, Stormcloud, Cloud, Lolly, The mother of Kai/Ming-Ming, Lady of OOCness, Julia, Cookie
Age: 21
Gender: Female
Hight: 5 foot 10 inches
Date of Birth: 12th of August
Star sign: Leo
Born In: The Year Of The Tiger (1986)
My Writing Style: I feel I should point out that apart from three all the of published authors that I read are American and this shows its self in what I write. My spelling will often zigzag between the English and the American, I’ve tired to stop this from happening but I just don’t seem able to. So sorry. Also I'm dyslexic so expect some spelling mistakes Ok.
Animes
Beyblade (reading and writing)
Naruto (reading and writing)
Fruits Basket (reading a little)
Sailor Moon
Wolfs Rain
Pairings (favourites)
Het
Kai/Ming-Ming, Sasuke/Ino, Kyo/Arisa
Yaoi
Tala/Daichi, Hiro/Brooklyn
Yuri
Queen/Ming-Ming, Mariam/Mariah, Judy/Doctor K. (when it comes to beyblade I love them all)
Friends
Iluvbeyblade - My amazing besty Squishy Polly, I don't know what I'd do without you. I can't even begin to put into words how much I love you.
Shadowphoenix101 - She is me, or so it seems sometimes. You mean the world to me Nix and I love you even when you're in my head talking to Muse and taking over my fics.
angel.del.silencio - She's my angel. What else is there to say?
AnimeQueen48 - My evil lil tickle sister Lili! She thinks I'm cute and evil.
zekesbabe - My evil old Daddy-O, finding out that your father is a) younger than you and b) female can really mess with your head.
Zadien - I think if I called her my fanfic idol I'd be close to the mark.
HiddenPortrait - I owe this girl so much, if it weren't for her I would never have started writing stories, I just wish the time difference didn't make it so hard for us to talk.
pixieface Lust - My fellow Sasuke/Ino fanatic, this girl rocks and so do her fics! What more could I ask for?
Flames
I’m so proud people, I have resaved my first flame, it was for 'Take What You Want'. But I have to say I was slightly disappointed by the quality of it and also of the person who sent it. The whole thing went like this:
‘From: fuck u whore ()
um ew this sucked like shit !’
See what I mean, very disappointing. Illiterate, cowardly and with out any real point to it. Am I so undeserving of ligament flames? Out of interest what kind of name is that to give yourself? ‘fuck u whore’ And is that directed at me or her? If it was at her than I for one thinks she really needs to work on her self-confidence and if it was amide at me then whore I don’t think! I prefer the term high class call girl if it’s all the same. And shouldn’t it be ‘Fuck you whore’? With capital letters and correct word use. But I don’t understand the point of these anonyms flames, to me it’s just pure cowardice. If you are going to comment like this about someone's work at least have the guts to do still signed in. People who flame anonymously will just be laughed at and pitied. Now I could also say the same for the way that the review its self has been written. It’s terrible, shouldn’t it read: ‘Um, ew. This sucked like shit!’? The way it is now is a crime against punctuation. And also as far as I know shit can't suck, it doesn't have a mouth you see. If you want people to take what you say seriously, you should really make sure that it makes sense. And there is no point to it at all! If you don’t like what I write please, please, please, I beg you tell my why? If you don’t tell my how am I meant to sort it out?
So from now on people if any of you are going to bash my work, please make sure it makes sense, has some point to it and OK if you really are that pathetic do it anonymously in the full and certain knowledge that I will be laughing at you.
What can I say? I have resaved my second flame, this time for 'Silent Angel' but I have to say it's not much better than the first one but I thought I’d post it here along with the reply I sent. I’m not sure about all of you but I could do with the laugh.
From: I-am-always-right-you-suck
EW!
This like fucking sucks.
what were you thinking fucking around with that blued haired screecher and Kai?
Are you on pot?
The could never be together!
On second though, you're on crack!
the writing style is as shitty as the plot
take writing lessons
on second thought, noe even 50 years of writing lessons could help you're shitty
write.
go fuck a cow!
--As you can see not really much of an improvement but I did have fun with the reply.
First off I’ll give you some credit for at least have the guts to review, and I use that term very lightly, signed in. After that that I can offer you nothing but my deepest pity, you poor idiotic child, and I assume you are a child as no one with a mental age over four years would be so stupid as to do what you did.
Now pay close attention as there may be some big words here that you aren’t familiar with. I think the phase constructive criticism is one that has gone in one ear and out the other, unless it just passed right over the top of your head.
‘Ew! This like fucking sucks.’
Succinct I’ll grant you, but completely lacking in any real content. Why does suck? In what way does is suck? What could be done to improve it? These are all things you could have said which would have made you seem less dim-witted. Which you next statement proved you to be?
‘what were you thinking fucking around with that blued haired screecher and Kai?’
I sometimes think I will lose all faith in human inelegance. I happen to like this pairing sorry if you don’t, but it was clearly written in the summary so I offer you no sympathy as you obviously knew the pairing involved before you decided to read.
Out of interest what would you say if I said that: no I was neither on pot or crack, but mellow from the heroin I’d just shot into my vain? I wasn’t as it happens but it’s something you really should think about before making such stupid comments.
‘the writing style is as shitty as the plot’
Do I really need to go over the ‘lacking in content’ point with you again? The style was the same the whole way through, so why did you continue to read? I highly doubt there was someone sat with a gun to your head, so I can only put it down to stupidity. Or are you one of those very immature people who read things they don’t like just so they can complain about them afterwards?
‘take writing lessons on second thought, noe even 50 years of writing lessons could help you're shitty write.’
And here that bad spelling and incorrect use of grammar really takes over. I like my writing style, it’s better than some and worse than others. I’m sure there are some people who, like yourself don’t like it and I’m not forcing them to read my work either, but I am also equally sure there are some people who like what I write. Either way it’s their own personally chose whether they read it or not, and I happen to think that my work improves each time I sit down to write.
‘go fuck a cow! no! you'd squash the poor thing’
And finally my favourite part. People like yourself are all the same, when you can no longer think of small minded comments to make about the piece you have just read you start making personal comments about the author. How delightfully predictable. Bestiality is not something I indulge in, and I can’t help but wonder if that remake was rooted deep within your subconscious and it is some reference to your own secret desires. Possible?
I can leave you only with a few words of advices, which you would do well to remember.
One, always read the summery carefully, it’s a good way to find out the pairings involved so you don’t end up stupidly read about couples you don’t like.
Two, if you don’t like what you are read than surly it’s common sense to stop reading.
Three, and last but by no means least, you will by judged by the things you say. And I get the feeling that anyone who reads the review that you submitted will not think highly of you, and on this site do you really want people to judged before they read your work?
Regards Lamanth
I think I should point out that should anyone else ever feel the need to flame my work they too well end up here for all of ff.net to see how pathetically immature they really are.
Homophobia and You
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
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