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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, NCIS, and X-Men: The Movie. Name's Megan. Age: I'm eighteen years old. Birthday: April 3rd (maybe) Where do I live: I'll say I live on the moon so those freaks can't find me Best Friends that're girls: Amanda, Cassandra, Jill, Kristen, and Katie (only because we suffered through swimteam together. Shut up, Katie. NOW DAMMIT! Remember when we pushed John in the pool? I do. Hehe, I love it! MUSH!) Best Friends that're boys: Nick and Nick My "twin": Laura. Really, we're not twins. But we look a lot alike. It's really creepy. We keep getting mistaken for each other, we sound like each other on the phone or recordings, and our laughs are the same. And to make it even weirder, Laura's seven years older than me. You people can IM me if you want to. It's myrtlebeach134 I'm an upper upperclassman! Or a SENIOR, to all you people who aren't in on it. (Why did it take me so long to change that?) I'm a girl. My stories are based off of my life a little bit. Anything funny or stupid that happens at school goes into my stories. Lunch is the best time for me to get more stuff for my stories. Actually, I do have a best friend just like Hannah and Oliver. His name's Mark and I've known him since I was born. See, his dad and my dad worked at the same highschool together so Mark and I've grown up with each other. He's eight months older than me... grr. But right now we're not talking. He's resident JA. My friends claim that if there was a giant silver button that said "Do not touch. This will destroy the world" I poke it. Just to see what would happen. Fave books: Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Spy High, The Royal Diaries, The Cronicles of Narnia, The Spiderwick Cronicles, Twilight series and Eragon. (I'll stop there cause it'll get long) Fave TV shows: CSI, NCIS, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Family Guy, and Who's Line Is It Anyway Fave Movies: Harry Potter, Cronicles of Narnia, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, and X-Men My three best friends in the whole world are Amanda, Cassandra, and Jill Nicknames for them: Amanda: Nanda, Mandie, Man double D IE, Amanda Seteleeee. Cassandra: Cassie, Fred and that's about it. Jill: jillO, Bob, JBice I'm in Project Support (actually, Cassandra's brother is one of the kids I help), Drama Club, I play volleyball for my church, AYM High, SADD, Spanish Club, and I'm in 4H. jillO knows how many more days there are till the fair. I can't wait! So today, my uncle has finally come to the conclusion that I am just not supposed to drive motor vehicles. I've gotten in a fender bender, crashed into a truck which caused 6000 in damage to my car, and today, I was driving a four-wheeler, and I drove it into a ditch. Yeah, I'm smooth... with the gas prices, maybe this is a good thing... My current Fics: My Best Friend: Hannah Potter is Harry's older sister. Terah is her younger twin. After James and Lily are murdered, Hannah goes to live with Oliver while Harry goes with the Dursleys. Terah goes with McGonagall to Hogwarts. Fave line that's funny: Err... working on it Fave line that's between Oliver and Hannah: "I won't ever, ever leave you." ~Oliver The New Agent: Kitty Gibbs is the newest agent at NCIS. Of course, Tony has to like her and the second she walks in her starts flirting with her. Kitty scoffs it off, Gibbs hits Tony in the head, Ziva tells him to stop and still he won't. But other things go on in Kitty's head that she won't share with anyone, including a dark secret from her past. Fave line that's funny: "Tony, you may want to close your mouth before that drool reaches the floor." ~Ziva and "Well, if it makes you feel any better, Tony, I didn't know Gibbs had a daughter." ~McGee I Don't Want To Be Cure: Kasie Drake is a mutant living in the year 2031. She was to be an X-Men member; that was until Magneto killed nearly everyone at the mansion, leaving scientists to take her to a restraining facility for examination. She can't break out of her room until her friend Justin Monroe messes with controls and unlocks her door. Kasie goes back in time to change the past in an effort to change her future. This I Swear: (I was really bored when I got the idea for this. I was thinking of putting it in my stories with Oliver and Hannah but I was thinking: "too confusing." So I decided to make it Oliver and Katie) Oliver is getting married to Katie finally. Future Fics: I've got loads of years that'll follow My Best Friend. I've got a few titles. Year Four is More Than Friends, Year Five will be What a Tangled Web We Weave, and the first year with Puddlmere United is What's the Catch? I have another title but it's for one of my last fics but I can't tell you because it'll give away what's gonna happen. Sorry. : P My favorite author on this site is Giddyupgal. She's amazing! I love her list of 101 Ways to Annoy Oliver Wood and Problems. They're so funny! And (I'm very thankful for this) she's letting me use five of them in my stories. (I'm just putting this in right now incase for some dumb reason I forget to. Which I shouldn't, but it's just a precaution) 101 Ways to Annoy Oliver Wood: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2526741/1/ Problems: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2942394/1/ Fave Quotes: Family Guy "What the duce are you staring at!" Stewie Griffin "You will wipe my tush and me damn grateful for the oporitunity!" ~Stewie CSI "A man dressed in a gorilla suit ran across the court. The next day in class, the professor asked the students what they thought of the gorilla. More than 50 asked, 'What Gorilla?'" ~Grissom "In fourth grade I dropped out of karate class because a kid half my size made me cry." ~Dr. Robinson "Warrick, what’s your weight?" ~Grissom "99 bottle of beer on the wall. 99 bottle of beer. You swab one down, run it through COTIS, 98 bottles of beer on the wall" ~Greg "If I wanted someone with seniority, I’d ask Nick. If I wanted someone to stay up for three straight days, I’d ask Sarah" ~Grissom "It’s a mildew" ~Grissom "Why can't days keep anyone?" ~Greg "So I was in Honduras... and sometimes it rains sardins." ~Brass NCIS "That’s right, acting like Gibbs doesn’t make me boss. Being Senior Agent does. So if drinking coffee, staring, or smacking the back of your head is it, deal with it!" ~Tony "I wanted a restraining order on him, Gibbs, not have him beat to a pulp with a baseball bat!" ~Abby "Abby slapped Ziva and Ziva slapped her back." ~McGee "Her screaming was covering up the second thunk and I need to wear ear plugs at concerts." ~Abby "You think she’s hot, don’t you?" ~Ziva Abby slaps McGee "Wait, back up a second. You were with McGeek?" ~Tony "Tony just put his hand into another man's pocket and it made him very happy." ~Ziva "I'm wondering why there's a 9mm hole in my hat." ~Ziva High School Musical (my only fave) "Where's my team, Darbus! What the heck are those two doing in a tree!" ~Coach Bolton Chasing Liberty "H-A-T. Hat. 8 points. Damn." ~President Foster "I'm your father! And the President of the United States! I'll trace whatever I want to trace!" ~President Foster Fairly Oddparents "We can mean anything! We three, we the people, or my favorite, WEEEEE!" ~Cosmo Mythbusters "If it's a bad pirate they stab it. And if it's the girl..." ~Kari "Let's pillage!" (shuts the door) ~Adam "Why do we have the chicken cannon out?" ~Kari "Man, if I had a nickle for every window a shot with a BB gun... I wouldn't be working." ~Tori "What's your prediction?" ~Kari "I'm gonna miss you, buddy." ~Grant "Who put you in charge of the fire?" ~Kari "Worse case scenario, everything burns down and I don't have a job." ~Kari "Well, there's a Tomi gun." ~Grant "I reject your reality and substitute my own." ~Adam "Quak, damn you!" ~Jamie "I don't like the pink. It's kinda creepy." ~Jamie "I just had one of those 'What the hell are we doing?' moments." ~Adam "Jaime wants big boom!" ~Jaime operating shark-punching Buster "Oh, my God! This is more fun than should be allowed." ~Adam "Adam, the police officer says you need to drink more." ~Jaime "All right! Looks like it's time to pack Buster's bags for the Bahamas. What do you think he'd wear? Shorts or a little thong?" ~Kari "Let's destroy it!" ~Tori "I hate competitions." ~Jamie "You don't even have to shoot the damn fish. You just aim in the barrel and shoot." ~Jamie "What? Are you gonna take shooting fish in a barrel to a whole nother level?" ~Adam "The problem with my brain is that I know all the lyrics from every single song of the 70's, and there's no more room in here!" ~Adam "I have the magic fingerprint." ~Grant "We are going to start at the giant iguana. And if that doesn't happen, we will head north, until we see the two humongous parrots. Hopefully, they will eat us! And let's not forget the floating dolphin head. Everyone wants to see it. I know I do!" ~Tori "Eye of the Tiger, Grant. Eye of the Tiger." ~Kari "I don't want to get all misty-eyed on you, but Jamie, it's a pleasure building weird crap with you." ~Adam (Adam is trying to catch tennis balls going 85 mph) (testing "Walk or Run in the Rain") "Have you ever used duct tape to fix a leak in your boat?" ~Adam "It's like flying! Taking off is optional. Landing is mandatory." ~Adam "You can keep your duct tape prom tux. We've got a boat!" ~Adam The Vampire Diaries "Why are you just standing there? That is clearly a girl that wants to be chased." ~Damien My Life "I have the power to kill us all!" Seatbelt keeps Petar from reaching forward and putting hands around Nick's throat. "Or not." ~Petar "911! My friend just called and screamed and hung up. What should I do?" ~Nick "I already bought some candy!" ~Brian "At the Vatican, there's these Italian women who yell at the pope, 'If you don't play the game, you can't make the rules." ~Mrs. Nogul "I bought them 5 bucks each at Walmart. Yay! That deserves a C cord!" ~Jones Nate's drawing a part of the male anatomy on the back window of the car. Making fun of some idiot who freaked out over his teacher for "throwing" his phone. "Hey, it's like Noah's ark!" ~Jones "I'm gonna marry a guy with the last name Rush and name my kid August." ~Me "Oh, so, technically, I'm pregnant." ~Me "It's locked!" ~Mark "What does FEL even stand for?" ~Brandon Mr. G's playing with a fart machine "You know what Gobo is backwards?" ~Brandon "We should go to McDonalds and get those free icecreams!" ~Kristen (practicing Titanic) (still practicing Titanic) "Superlatives are so boring. There should be ones like: ugliest... dumbest... most likely to get an STD." ~Nick "What's the masculine form for ballerina? Baller?" ~Petar Brandon is swinging a 2 by 4 at me. I stop. "Hello! Calling all vices. You need to enclose them, not frolick about." ~Cindy "Henry, who are you?" ~Brian "I got to vice 7. I thought you were 7!" ~Rachel "Did you do it?" ~Me "I don't care where an electron is! It's everywhere! Like the town whore!" ~Nick "That was fun." ~Al "I want straight lines!" ~Al "Okay, so now since the racoon saw it, he thinks it's a great idea. So he jumps off. Lalala... and then freaks out. Okay, go ahead and grab the hummingbird, see if it'll slow you down... and how long did his decent take?" ~Mr. Walker "See, this giant thing of glass is better, because it has bigger mass. It'd be harder with that pan or the little bottle. If I added water, it'd be easier. If I added a fish, then it'd be a cool demonstration." ~Mr. Walker. "And 20 divided by zero equals...?" ~Mr. Walker "So there I am, an American in South America, talking with my Brazilian friends in Portugese when two Korean kids walk by and say hello to me in German, which I proceded to answer with 'Hello, how are you?' and they responded back. Now if my German teacher had told me in tenth grade that I was going to be in this situation, I would've told him that he was smoking something that was definetly not legal." ~Mr. Walker "When you people go skiing, you build tiny mounds in the hill. Why? To kill little children." ~Mr. Walker (When I'm completely sleep deprived.) "I'm a weird dude. Leave me alone!" ~Mike "I want to have a son and name him Sparta. So like his first day of school I can be like "This... Is... Sparta!" and kick him in the door and just walk away."~Mike "I thought I remembered everything last night!" ~Joe "And once in a while, guys have nice handwriting and other guys say 'dude, you write like a girl!' And he goes 'Shut up, it's pretty.'" Don't Forget the Lyrics "Now, it's Halloween and I'm your cute little son... That you adopted. I look just like my momma. I love you Momma!" ~Wayne Random "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams "Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice of what is right, and what is easy." ~Professor Dumbledore http://www.potterpuppetpals.com/index.html Go to this website. It's so funny. http://world4.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=47080110 Click on it if you like vampires or werewolves. It's like a giant game. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Animegirl92, CSIBeauty, Black Twisted Soul, StoryDreamer, Shadowkid1313 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie & Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent who would be watching and laughing their butts off. | |||||||||
1. More Than Friends » reviewsOliver Wood and Hannah Parker are back again for another year at Hogwarts. And people are starting to have crushes on each other. This can't be good. At least not for anyone's sanity. I promise there will be more Terah and Harry in this one.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,681 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 9-3-09 - Published: 11-8-07 - Oliver W. & OC2. My Best Friend » reviewsHannah Potter, Harry's older sister, is best friends with Oliver Wood. After Lily and James are killed... read it to find outHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,192 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 12-17-07 - Published: 5-2-06 - Oliver W. & OC - Complete3. I Don't Want To Be Cured » reviews2031: nearly all the XMen are dead. The newest generation now has to fight for their freedom. One of them breaks loose and is able to go back in time. Now she has to stop events from happening...while hoping the whole time she isn't erased from her futureX-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,588 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-5-06 - Published: 6-12-064. The New Agent » reviewsGibbs has another daughter from his first marriage with Shannon. Now she's working for NCIS and is on Gibbs's team. And Tony likes her! Please R&RNCIS - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,144 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-23-06 - Published: 5-6-06 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs5. This I Swear reviewsOneshot: Oliver and Katie are getting married. Oliver is busy thinking over the past few years with Katie. Plz R&RHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-18-06 - Oliver W. & Katie B. - Complete
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