| Lady Bracknell |
Author has written 60 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Merlin. A N Other note for Werewolf readers: But this time a fun one. Werewolf is finished, and because I am a big loser, party at my place! Lady Bracknell likes: M&Ms, Jack Daniel's, Robert Pattinson and obscure electro music. Dislikes: stickers, white socks, and people who don't say 'thanks' when you hold a door open for them. WLTM new friends for procrastination and trading of mediocre smut. GSOH essential, own teeth and hair optional. If you're cool or have beer, come and visit my LJ, where I can normally be found doing something inappropriate, wittering about zombies and foisting Scandanavian pop music on people. | |||||||||
1. The Werewolf Who Stole Christmas » reviewsRemus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. RemusTonks romance through OOTP and HBP. Started before DH.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 282,350 - Reviews: 1524 - Updated: 10-30-09 - Published: 12-21-05 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete2. The Outbreak reviewsMerlin knew they were both thinking the same thing: here, now, they were going to die a couple of pathetic, tragic, virgins in the most horrific way possible. Camelot is under attack. Edward Cullen comes to help. Merlin hates his life.Crossover - Twilight & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-29-09 - Edward & Merlin - Complete3. Shades of Grey reviewsEdward and Jasper have tried to be good for years. One night, they give up on the concept entirely. But how good will they be at being bad? Set pre-Twilight.Twilight - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-3-09 - Edward & Jasper - Complete4. The Space Between Two Kisses reviewsEven for someone like Edward, forever is an abstract concept. He looks to Bella's ceiling for help figuring it out.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 6-5-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete5. Velocity Girl reviewsThe Marauders throw Sirius a surprise birthday party, and everything goes a little too to plan. Except for the part where Sirius is nowhere to be found.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 5-31-09 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete6. Nocturne reviewsIf Edward slept, his thoughts would keep him up at night. Edward/Bella, set during Twilight.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 12-4-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete7. This One Is A Memory reviewsTanya ruins Edward's evening. He can't find it within himself to mind.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-4-08 - Edward & Tanya - Complete8. Surprises reviewsLily likes surprises, and this thing with James Potter has been positively filled with those.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 12-4-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete9. Defeated reviewsDriving Bella crazy is the thing that makes eternity worth living. Edward/Bella, BD spoilers.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 8-15-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete10. Deadweight reviewsEdward and his old friend control have become hopelessly estranged.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 7-29-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete11. That Immortal Yes reviewsMuch to his embarrassment, James' whole world has spun on a word, and he has no idea what to do when the one thing he thought he wanted is the one thing that’s made the ground feel shaky beneath his feet. JP/LE, RL/LEHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 4-8-08 - James P. & Remus L. - Complete12. The Christmas Waltz reviewsAs Christmas approaches, Remus and Tonks dance around the idea of togetherness, wondering if either of them is leading, or know where they're going at all.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,069 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 1-20-08 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete13. Mistletoe and Wine reviewsRemus falls foul of the mistletoe. Twice. RL/LP, RL/NT, LP/JP, rated for language.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 1-17-08 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete14. Intangible reviewsShe’s not sure why they’ve kept it a secret, this. They’re friends, aren’t they? Would it really be such a scandal if people found out that after meetings, sometimes they came back here, listened to bad music, got a bit tipsy, and talked about James? SBLEHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 67 - Published: 1-7-08 - Sirius B. & Lily Evans P. - Complete15. Afraid of the Dark reviewsRemus had always been ill at ease in the forest, but when a mission for Dumbledore sends him into the heart of the place with Tonks by his side, he finds his apprehension harder than usual to shake off.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,154 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-28-07 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete16. Kiss and Tell reviewsFor all his supposed genius, Sirius Black had always had rather a blind spot for the patently obvious.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,883 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 11-13-07 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete17. The Luck of the Draw reviewsShe sits on the carpet, shuffles the cards, then deals them out. She came here with the hope of forcing the issue, because she just knows they shouldn't be about can't and won't.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 11-2-07 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete18. The Firewhiskey Incident reviewsIn a lot of ways, it was Joni Mitchell's fault. In some ways, it was Sirius'. The Firewhiskey had a bit to do with it, Remus admitted, but when it came down to it, really, he had no one to blame but himself.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,972 - Reviews: 86 - Published: 10-25-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete19. Marigolds reviewsHer mother used to tell her stories of love and life, only in the stories, the two didn't seem that different. NevilleLuna.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 10-2-07 - Luna L. & Neville L. - Complete20. Increments reviewsShe’s liked him for ages – more and more by increments as he let her see who he really was. RLNTHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 9-27-07 - Remus L. & N. Tonks21. Distraction reviewsLove is indefineable, except on Sunday mornings....Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 9-21-07 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete22. Blood Will Out reviewsWhilst in pursuit of a suspect, Harry comes face to face with his past. DH spoilers.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 82 - Published: 8-28-07 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete23. Disaster: See also, Remus J Lupin, lovelife of » reviewsRemus claims that his lovelife has always been a disaster. He’s had vases thrown at him, made girls cry in public and done very reckless things in broom cupboards. Mostly Marauders, RLNT eventually.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 91,052 - Reviews: 831 - Updated: 8-19-07 - Published: 2-14-06 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete24. The Birthday Boy reviewsDHspoilers. On his seventeenth birthday, Teddy Lupin is forced to face a message from beyond the grave, and a cake with his face on it. It was enough to make anyone hide at the bottom of the garden, Harry thought.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 103 - Published: 8-3-07 - Harry P. & Remus L. - Complete25. The Idea of Forever reviewsBill and Fleur's wedding proves an unlikely setting for Remus' doubts and reservations to finally fall away. Coda to Over The Moon, but can be read alone.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 7-18-07 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete26. Over The Moon » reviewsHaving made tentative admissions that all their sniping was a smokescreen for something other than animosity, Remus and Tonks test the romantic waters with a first date, little suspecting how choppy the waters will become.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,183 - Reviews: 362 - Updated: 7-16-07 - Published: 9-27-06 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete27. Accidere Fera reviewsThe Marauders have made a pact to help Remus, but, as the full moon approaches, and Peter struggles to get to grips with Animagus transformation, James starts to wonder if he's wasting his time, if Peter just doesn't have this level of magic in him.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-12-07 - James P. & Peter P. - Complete28. Graveside Manna reviewsHarry didn’t think too much about not having any parents. Dumbledore had told him it didn’t do to dwell, and so he didn’t – but a trip to their final resting place means he has no choice but to come to terms with their deaths, and what lies ahead.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 7-5-07 - Remus L. & Harry P. - Complete29. What To Make Of Him reviewsNeither Ted nor Andromeda know quite what to make of their daughter's boyfriend. Can he win them round over Sunday lunch?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 106 - Published: 6-20-07 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete30. Curiosity reviewsRemus has always been curious about Lily Evans, but kept his distance. Now, he wants to do nothing of the sort. RLLEHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 6-8-07 - Remus L. & Lily Evans P. - Complete31. What Was Necessary » reviewsRemus is looking forward to a night off with Tonks, but fate intervenes to provide him with a desperately testing situation, his handling of which could have dire consequences for everyone involved, especially for one teenage wizard. DHera, Order cameos.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,067 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 5-14-07 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete32. The Way Things Were reviewsAfter the infamous prank on Snape, Remus learns that the road to forgiveness is paved with alcohol, fistfights, and giving in to his instincts.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 5-8-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete33. Mortified reviewsRemus has a secret he's afraid to tell Tonks, which pertains to certain feelings he had for someone in the past. Sirius kindly drops him in it. Sequel to Crushed, RLNT.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 4-30-07 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete34. Clouds In My Coffee reviewsParties like this are for nameless drinks and faceless people, Sirius thinks, and drowning out the world for a while so they can pretend it doesn't exist.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 4-22-07 - Sirius B. & OC - Complete35. Stacked Against reviewsAt Bill and Fleur's wedding, Ron seeks advice from the two people he knows who have faced the obstacles he thinks are in front of him, and finds that Gryffindors are nothing if not lucky in love. RemusTonks, RonHermione.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 4-6-07 - Remus L. & Ron W. - Complete36. Enough reviewsTonks says the only thing she wants is him, but Remus wonders how he can ever be enough.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 4-4-07 - N. Tonks & Remus L. - Complete37. The Best of Things reviewsAs Christmas settles over Grimmauld Place, everyone adjusts to the idea of a less than ideal festive season, and finds a way to make the best of things.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 3-26-07 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete38. Bright Lights, Big City reviewsThey've been out six times, which is five times more than he expected, and twice more than he had ideas for. RLNTHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 3-7-07 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete39. Songs Like Tattoos reviewsRemus is going mad, with only Joni Mitchell and his favourite rock for company. HBPera, set during Remus' mission with the feral werewolves.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-26-07 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete40. In Your Room reviewsRemus can’t say he anticipated this reaction to him being outed as a werewolf and splashed all over the front of the newspaper, but he can’t say he doesn’t like it. Set during chapter 15 of OoTP.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 2-20-07 - N. Tonks & Remus L. - Complete41. Islands In The Stream reviewsRemus likes Tonks, but he can't help feeling that they just don't fit together. However, she's asked him out, and he's determind not to let his insecurites get the best of him. Even if he does think that she's a peacock, and he's a tramp...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-16-07 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete42. Folly reviewsYou've watched them, and perhaps seen more than they have. You're happy for them. Or so you tell yourself. RLNT, Sirius POV.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 2-15-07 - N. Tonks & Remus L. - Complete43. Faint Heart reviewsRemus has gone to a lot of trouble to transform Grimmauld's kitchen into a traditional East End boozer. Sirius repays him by asking probing questions about his lovelife.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 2-14-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete44. Stay reviewsTonks wonders if it's remotely possible that Remus has just said what she thinks he has.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 2-14-07 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete45. Remus Lupin and The Deathly Hallows reviewsRemus is making a real hash of his relationship with Tonks, and certain people aren't going to let death stand in the way of offering a helping hand.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 88 - Published: 2-9-07 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete46. Just Good Friends reviewsIt's the practical, sensible thing for them to go Christmas shopping together. Nothing more. At least, that's what Remus tells himself when he and Lily head out into Muggle London for the day.... RLLEHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 1-22-07 - Remus L. & Lily Evans P. - Complete47. Second Place reviewsSeverus is sick of being picked on, but he knows that, one day, the best kind of revenge will be his. Marauder era, a little Lily lusting on the side.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 1-17-07 - Severus S. - Complete48. Comfort Food reviewsTonks is curled up on Remus' lap, and one innocent question leads to something more revealling. Outtake from Over The Moon, but can be read alone. RLNT.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 1-11-07 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete49. The Season Of Goodwill reviewsDumbledore had grown accustomed to hearing news of former pupils being captured and sent to Azkaban, but being Flooed and informed that his own brother had been arrested for performing improper charms on a goat was an entirely different matter.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 1-11-07 - Albus D. - Complete50. Crushed reviewsRemus is adamant that he doesn't fancy Professor McGonagall. Only problem is, he's wrong....Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 1-11-07 - Remus L. & Minerva M. - Complete51. No Time Like The Present » reviewsAs Christmas approaches, Remus wonders what to buy Tonks. He wants to get her something special to let her know how he feels about her, but the only problem is, he really can’t think of anything…. Prequel to The Werewolf Who Stole Christmas.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 1-9-07 - Published: 1-1-07 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete52. The Problem With Tradition reviewsIt's the week before Christmas, and festive fever has Hogwarts in the grip of a snogging epidemic. After another night prowling the corridors and seeing things they really didn't want to see, Remus and James hatch a plan to rectify the situation.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 12-19-06 - Remus L. & James P. - Complete53. The Gift reviewsOn the day of Bill and Fleur’s wedding, Harry appears not to be in the party mood. He and Remus have a heart to heart about the future, love, and doing the noble prat thing. RLNT, HPGWHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 12-1-06 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete54. Snapped reviewsTonks and Remus are on a mission at Octavia's New Age Emporium, but despite being surrounded by crystal balls, when things go wrong, neither of them sees it coming.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,071 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 11-2-06 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete55. On Paper » reviewsRemus is acting like a sixth former with a crush, and now the object of his affection has invited him home to meet her parents. On paper, he doesn’t think he passes muster, but will he let his insecurities get the better of him?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,005 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 11-1-06 - Published: 10-30-06 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete56. All Hallows' Eve reviewsIt’s Halloween at number twelve, Grimmauld Place, and two friends sit down and observe an old All Hallows’ custom, helping to lay some ghosts to rest.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 10-31-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete57. Kissing It Better reviewsOn her first date with Remus, Tonks discovers that spilt beer on wooden floors is the enemy of the less than surefooted everywhere. Will she die of embarrassment, or will Remus find a way to make it all better?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 75 - Published: 8-23-06 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete58. Under The Table » reviewsSirius persuades a reluctant Tonks to take an even more reluctant Remus out for a drink on his birthday. Will there be a spark of something other than mutual annoyance between them?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,760 - Reviews: 480 - Updated: 8-3-06 - Published: 3-10-06 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete59. House of Cards » reviewsAfter a night’s drinking, Tonks ends up in Remus’ bed, with no idea how she got there. He takes the opportunity to prove that his inner Marauder is not so much dead and buried, as waiting for an opportunity to pounce.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,302 - Reviews: 194 - Updated: 6-14-06 - Published: 5-10-06 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete60. Christmas With Lily reviewsIt's Christmas Eve in the Gryffindor common room, and nothing is stirring except two Gryffindor prefects. A bit of festive fluff. RemusLily.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 12-19-05 - Remus L. & Lily Evans P. - Complete