Hello. Welcome.
:awkward pause:
Look you clicked on my name! You should be entertaining me!
:waits:
Fine… be like that… no cookie and apple juice for you! My friend said it should be milk. I don’t like milk. I don’t really have that much patience for anything that isn’t shiny, flashing or making an annoying noise…
So… I doubt someone’s actually going to read this, I like to read things… shreds of paper I find on the ground, people’s tattoo’s (for some reason they get annoyed when I do this), the bottom of my shoe (I rarely remember to put both on), fan fiction and bus tickets. I refuse to read both train tickets and books.
So, want to know about me do you?
I’m 15… I’m a girl… I have fingers…
I’m going to tell you, my little victim, my views on life, are you sitting uncomfortably? Good.
Chairs- they judge me
Spiders- plotting the end of the world
Feet- big hate!
Sock’s- I resent them deeply when wearing them but hate to be without
Mankind- highly irritating
Flies- after years of hatred and negative behavior from humans I believe they suffer from low self esteem
So really very few things have my approval… if you’ve read this far, you have it.
I’m tired, but can never sleep. I’m terrified of spiders, but will watch them for hours. I prefer to be cold than hot, but would love to live somewhere more than slightly warm when I grow up.
I have purple monkeys in my head, I also have voices, I don’t hold any real affection for either of them. They sell my remaining brain cells into slavery when I don’t do as they say.
Ok… well there you are… my profile!
:smiles proudly:
I want a cookie…
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