So I was thinking... If any of my readers are artistically able and so inclined... I am offering one shots of the artist's choice who can draw pretty pictures of any of my stories. Because I love art and I love you! lol.

Current motto: "YAma nashi, Ochi nashi, Imi nashi!" (the acronym for YAOI.)

Well, Hello There. My name is Sami and I am your humble Authoress. -bows- I'm just your typical yaoi fangirl and uber nerd who loves to express her otaku-ness through writing. :3

Anyways, Nice to meet ya'll...

Age: 18

Birthday: October 19

Gender: Female

Status: Very, very happily single. (most) Boys are scum anyways...

Country: The United States of America

Fave Shows: Anime... the list never ends.

Fave Books and Authors: Harry Potter! lol. Can't beat a classic. J.K. Rowling, Anne Bishop, Phillipa Gregory, Anne Rice, Scott Westerfeld, Matsuri Hino, Yuu Watase, it's a neverending list as well...

Fave Movies: Anything Miyazaki, Phantom of the Opera, Memoirs of a Geisha, Advent Children, Conqueror of Shamballa.

Fave Ships/pairings: Almost any pairing in HP that does not include Ronald Weasley. I am a yaoi obsessed fangirl and my fave pairs include: HP/DM, HP/SB, HP/RL, RL/SB, RL/SB/JP, etc. I am not a big fan of canon pairings (especially GW/HP) and the only canon pairing I do like is, RL/NT. Fullmetal Alchemist: RoyxEd, RoyxRiza, and (my personal fave) EnvyxEd. -squuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeee- DeathNote: LxLight forever...

Obsessions: Kingdom Hearts, drawing, writing psycho fanfics, screaming like a rabid fangirl (shh...), talking w/ friends, arguing, debating (two different things, we assure you), playing the violin.

My Random Real-life Quotes (of which sami has the control of. because Nanda doesn't want to or care, really...)

"Well, if I'm going to Hell, I might as well do it right." Quinn Anhren, from a story that I am working on.

"I lost my fear of falling when I fell in love with you." - Quinn Anhren, from This Love is a Sin

"YAma nashi, Ochi nashi, Imi nashi" or "No climax, no point, no meaning." or "YAOI!" - Idk... :3

"Oh my god. This chocolate is almost indecently good." - Me, eating the most amazing german chocolate. omg...

"What Color is it?" "Sexy! Get up here!" - Kelly/Meg? and Suzu

"Who're you calling smaller than Roy Mustang's paycheck?" -fullmetalninja (found on the risembool ranger forum)

"Snape's Naughty." - Tiff-chan, well... we went to the HP 5 premiere... and insanity insued.

"Snape Rape!" -suzaku-sama

"Naked Time!" -dumbly-dore, potter puppet pals

"There is your warning. I’ll laugh if you flame. I like flames. I’m going to hell, prepare me for it." -Momma Mustang- sunkissed flakes

"I know what you can get me for my birthday, Red-headed TWINS!" -me, i'm still waiting for them...

"Yup, in my little world Harry is an emo lil muggle clothes wearin' sex god that servises pretty much the entire male magic populus! LMAO X3" -Le suz, on her profile...

"Draco-slash-Harry. Why? Because Draco is a sex god and Harry isn't as stupid as he looks." - an icon in a forum...

"When Remus J. Lupin rules the world, all problems will be solved with chocolate." -meh

"Are you nucking futs?" -me dear ol' dad...

"I'm not picky, I just don't like most of the things on the menu." -me, sadly...

"I am the dark Lord Gugenheim. FEAR ME!" -meh

"It's Twitch-irific" - Kya-chan

"Do you remember when you fell in the pond when we were little?" "I didn't fall, you pushed me." "Oh." -Zack, me, then zack again talking about life...

"Do you know how corny that is?" "Like stew." "Did that make sense?" "no" -me and zack again.

"I want my squishie, all covered in whip cream, and bring him in handcuffs, so he's ready for me." - me, my friend christa and friend Sarah. You really don't want to know...

"Calm Down." "Calm down? I am calm. I'M PISSED OFF, but I'm calm." -me and my dad, screaming at each other.

"Give me back my ciggarette." My sister was trying to wake me up and I said that. For the record, I don't smoke. It's a nasty habit, I was really tired and in the middle of a dream.

"You Idiot, you have it upside down!" -my mom. we were decorating the christmas tree...lol

"Sirius Black. Escaped Azkaban. Evaded Dementors. Outwitted Ministry. Killed by Drapery." -aim icon from mugglenet.com. It was funny but at the same time sad, siriusly.

"To have the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain." -anonymous

"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exxagerate." -I don't know who actually wrote this but my mom said it.

"Some people are like slinkies. You can't help but smile when you see one fall down the stairs." -my mom

"Black may be the new pink; but Sirius is my only black." -some random forum person.

"If Pro and Con are opposites, then is Congress the opposite of Progress?" -anon.

"My mom is a T.I.T. and an S.T.D. She is a Trucker in Training and a Student Truck Driver." -me...lol.

"Roy Mustang is dead sexy... In a miniskirt." -Vic Mignogna, this is the most overused but hilariously true quote...

My Random Music, Movie, Famous People and Book Quotes

"Beauty is always, only an illusion." -Morgan Le Fay, Merlin

"Now Remember. There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over."- 'ok 2 b gay' by Tomboy... lol..

"To the organized mind. Death is but the next great adventure." -albus dumbledore, Harry Potter

"A Man has got to do what a man has got to do and a woman has to do what he can't" -Lucy M. Montgomery

"There is no cure for death..." -Brothers, Vic Mignogna

""It’s the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." -albus dumbledore

Fic Quotes

“Can you even have an automail heart?” “I doubt it. It’d be too heavy. It would probably crush the rest of the organs in there. But don’t you just love the imagination of kids?” “You are a very strange man.” “One of a kind.” - Dr. Tobias and Roy Mustang- Sunkissed Flakes

"Ooh. Bubbles." -sirius black, Holiday spirits. (me)

"I'm gonna kill that guy someday, then bring him back to clean up the blood." Kyouya, Inkpot Paradox-Kyasarin M.

"When he found Sirius, the other boy was sitting in their Dorms looking like someone had run over his cat." - Remus' prank, alania black (sorry it was just too funny, maybe its the pie)

'“Yeah, yeah, keep your pants on,” she muttered.

“If you knew what I’m packing, you wouldn’t say that!” he sing-songed.' Hermione and Draco from 'Make me Forget his Name' by jmalfoy. ;D

Story Stuff:

As far as challenges and story requests go, I will be happy to write them. Just PM me with the details and fandom and such. Just make sure it's in a fandom I know. K through M accepted.

Fandoms I know: Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, Tamora Pierce, Twilight, Inuyasha, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note and several other random animes. lol. Pm me if your fandom is not on the list. XD

Okay, now that I have bored you, go read my stuff. lol.

Much Hugs,

Sami

p.s. My Deviantart account is under the name : Lobvethefuhrer if any of you are interested. :3