This website is called fan fiction for a reason. All users who post stories are fans and this is their fiction. Fiction means not real. I find the use of disclaimers for fan fiction to be redundant. I find use of disclaimers in Every Chapter annoying. Some disclaimers are creative and amusing, but seriously, I DON'T CARE. It's fan fiction and that's all you need to know.

"Lecturing us about Zim and Dib [romance] is like telling small children there's no Santa. They know it, you know it, but you might as well let them pretend."--BreathingIsOptional's comment on a ZADR vid. I think we can say that about all shonen ai/yaoi pairings that aren't canon--let us pretend.

Recommendations of the Harry/Draco variety taken from these lists: http://karala.livejournal.com/8009.html, one of which does not exist anymore, and Tashlefay's Quality Harry Potter Recs:

Freudian Slip
Author: jennavere
Rating: M
Summary: Two years after graduating from Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy is still obsessed with Harry Potter. Fed up, his father makes him get therapy. Harry/Draco Romance/Humor. Complete.

Harry Potter and the Inconvenient Condition
Author: Mira
Rating: R
Summary: Harry comes back from vacation with an inconvenient case of vampirism and must learn to cope with blood, Malfoy, and recalcitrant secretaries.

Invisible to the Naked Eye
Author: soul_bound_8686
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Blinded in a surprise attack, Draco is learning to feel what he can’t see.

Master Work
Author: mahaliem
Rating: R
Summary: Harry's eighth-year at Hogwarts is going about as well as all the others. Someone is out to get him, Aurors keep questioning him about the final battle and, worst of all, Draco is determined to repay his life debt to Harry.

Occulto Effingo
Author: Ru_salki99
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The war is over and with it brings some surprises for Remus, Sirius, Harry and...Draco? Post OoTP, the boys are going into 7th year but HBP never happened. werewolf.

Owned
Author: jordangrant
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The Malfoys have always been owned by the Potters. Strange? Yes. But true, and coming true again. Harry finds himself with no alternative but to claim Draco for his very own slave. Canon-compliant through DH, but ignores the epilogue. Keywords: slavery, slavefic (Words: 445277 | Completed: No)

Seeker to Seeker (and its sequel Power Play)
Author: BaronNomaw
Rating: X
Summary: What begins as a slashy bet on the Quidditch field soon develops into something much more significant. (Harry/Draco).

Take it and like it
Author: addicted kitten/Sara
Rating: M
Summary: Sweet dreams are made of this. Except that sometimes, they're not. Oneshot
[Tashlefay's note – is Harry dreaming? If so he should write them down and sell them as erotic literature on the internet! Naughty Draco, but a Malfoy always gets what he wants in the end]