Hey all precious readers. First off I would like to thank you for visiting our (Jameswoth and Samsworth)'s page. :)

Jamesworth- Hey guys. First off the reason for our really weird pairings is well... Samsworth and I were bored so we decided to torture Harry Potter characters by drawing two random names out of a hat (more like ziploc bag), setting a word limit, and writing a humor/romance story. Thus, if you do not like reading stories with weird, obsure pairings then do not read and get all offended. BUT if you are looking for odd humor and have a broad mind then go ahead! Personally I found writing and rereading these stories very funny. MaybeI'm just a loser. (That was not a rhetorical statement.)

Hm. My profile. Well Samworth and I are both very tall females who are freakishly thin and go to the same school, both with boring lives and twisted brains. But I'll let Samsworth explain herself later.

I Love.. Japanese anime/manga, eating, food, food, food (I swear I eat 20 dinners a day. haha.), uh, watching tv, reading, eating, computer games, video games.

I Hate..Ungrateful worms, doing hard work.

I'm so easily appeased.

Now for Samsworth.

Samsworth- Hello. Hablo espanol. yes. Okay, uh Jamesworth already explained everything about how our stories came to be. and she also explained some stuff about me, so basically she has left me with next to nothing to write about because she is a mean lean cuisine. yes. Okay, anyway

(= -Lola Ray ( 33), books, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Harry Potter. uhhhhh. coke. and. . . . vaseline

)= -Japanese anime/manga (WHAT! Jamesworth shouts in the distance), uhhhhhhhh. Mountain Dew! Gross! And some other things like when you are painting and the paint runs and ruins the rest of your painting, even though I don't paint. I also hate it when authors don't update. =( =( =(

Read our stories because they're cooler and stupider than everything in the world except chicken nuggets because I hate chicken nuggets. (especially the soggy kind. ew.)

Bye.!.?.!.?.

- Jamesworth and Samsworth.

er. we try to write one every Friday. By one I mean story. Please read! yeah. and um. -cough- review. :)