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NAME: Baron Irving Von Zisman III (or you can just call me Stephen)

AGE: Between 8 and 80

AIM: Solanum ZOMBIE

MSN: ZissDaddy82@hotmail.com

MY lastFM: http://www.last.fm/user/IrvingZissman/

HOBBIES: PS2 (Don't even screw with me as custom Majin Vegeta in Dragonball Z Budokai Tenkiachi III), X-Box, horror movies, nerdy stuff in general, man-crushing on Bruce Campbell

MUSIC: HIM is absolutely my #1 favorite band in the entire world. I also enjoy (in no particular order): My Chemical Romance, Green Day, DETHKLOK, Andrew WK, Johnny Cash, DANGERDOOM, Radiohead, Motorhead, Metallica, Poison, Motley Crue, Gun N' Roses, KISS, mc chris, The Darkness and more.

FAN FICTION: I write Teen Titans fanfics, with a heavy BB/Rae influence, as it's my favorite pairing. Fret not, Star/Rob shippers, as I also dabble a bit of that in my stories. As for Cyborg? I keep the man single, because no woman can tie him down. Cyborg is a ladies man and he's just not looking to settle down right now.

MY STORIES

Evil Dead VS Inuyasha: Boomsticks Across Time - STATUS: UNFINISHED - The first fan fic I ever bothered to write. I personally love the idea of Ash and Inuyasha teaming up to kick demon deadite butt. I dunno if I'll ever finish it. I might one of these days.

These next stories all take place in my own little Teen Titans Fanfiction Universe...

The Mall of Shopping - STATUS: COMPLETED - REVISION VER 1 - RECENTLY REVISED AS OF 4/11/2006 - My first Titans fan fic. Takes place after the episode "Switched" in Season 1. I wrote this because I always felt there was great comedy potential in Raven and Starfire actually going to the mall.

The Smell of Victory - STATUS: COMPLETED - REVISION VER. 1 - RECENTLY REVISED AS OF 3/15/06 - This one is set a bit after "Things Change" episode wise. This one is one of my favorites, because I like the way I managed to flesh out Raven and BB's relationship, yet still keep them in character.

It's Only Rock and Roll - STATUS: COMPLETED - Set after The Smell of Victory. My attempt at trying to fuse action/romance and a bit of a fluff. (Cuz everyone loves fluff!) If you can figure out the artists behind each chapter title, then you my friend rock. It was a lot of fun writing Punk Rocket's cockney-ish accent.

Double Date with Destiny - STATUS: COMPLETED - Set after It's Only Rock and Roll. Going back to my roots with another romantic comedy. It's worth it just for the most intense wedgie ever given in the history of wedgies.

Vampire Heart - STATUS: COMPLETED - Set after Double Date with Destiny and dedicated to my friend Sarah. By far, my favorite work I've ever done. Heavily influenced by the work of Anne Rice and the music of HIM, and infused with some of my own creative touches, to make it my own. I simply love this story. The whole "Raven becomes a vampire" thing has been done to death, but I think I pulled it off nicely. I dunno, you be the judge.

The Greatest Story Never Told - STATUS: COMPLETED - Set after Vampire Heart. This was inspired by the episode "For Real" and my utter love of Control Freak. He's such a nerd! If I were a super villain, I'd be Control Freak. Look for some 4th wall breaking, parody of fan fiction, anime, video games, etc.

Too Much of a Good Thing - STATUS: COMPLETED - Set after The Greatest Story Never Told. Beast Boy and Raven finally take the big step in any relationship and have sex. Yet this awakes a dormant part of Raven's demon heritage she was unaware of, and poor Beast Boy suffers the consequences. This story will contain my first lemon.

The Big One - STATUS: ON HIATUS - It's time. Beast Boy is about to drop THE BIG ONE on Raven, yet life has a funny way of screwing things up when we need them to go smoothly

Crisis of the Infinite Ravens - STATUS: IN PROGRESS - An accident in a fight with Wrap opens up portals to 51 alternate dimensions. From which, 51 alternate versions of Ravens emerge, each one wreaking havoc in their own special way. Now the Titans have exactly 52 hours to try and return all of the extra Ravens to their home universes, before the fabric of space time is torn for good, resulting in a crisis that could very well destroy all life as we know it. This story is set after Too Much of a Good thing, but before The Big One.

FAN ART

Share Me - A scene from Vampire Heart; art courtesy of ChocoleOverlander.

Starfire's Surprise - SPOILER IF CLICKED The climax of Mall of Shopping; art courtesy of ChocolateOverlander.

Satisfied - Climax (no pun intended) of Too Much of a Good Thing; art courtesy of ChocolateOverlander

Peeking - One of the final scenes from The Smell of Victory; art courtesy of ChocolateOverlander

Too Much of a Good Thing: Sum - Several different scenes and moments from the fanfic of the same name. Art. by alphawolfnami

In case you haven't gotten the hint yet, ChocolateOverlander (aka katergator on FanFiction.net) and alphawolfnami both do AMAZING art, whether it be fan-art or original. You should do yourself a favor and seriously check them out.

MY HOMIES

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katergator

Ok, well...anything else you wanna know, IM me. and such. I'm always eager to chew the fat with people and love discussing Titans, music, video games, etc. So please talk to me, won't you? ...please? Pretty please? With sugar on top?