Revamped profile. Less pointless shit, more... actually, not more of anything just less of the pointless shit.

So. I'm not very prominent, but I figured I may as well put up some stuff about me.

Name: Unimportant. I don't like it that much anyway.

Age: 16

Gender: fangirl

Favorite Color: Orange

Favorite Foods: Salmon, pineapple (fresh, not canned), chocolate milk, and apples.

Favorite Stores: Barnes & Noble, Borders, Hot Topic, Journeys, Bath & Body Works, f.y.e., a couple different online stores, and I just like to spend money at anime cons

Favorite Artists: My Chemical Romance, Cobra Starship, The Used, Fall Out Boy, 3OH!3, Rise Against, The Fratellis, Forever The Sickest Kids, Three Days Grace, Green Day, The Cab, Motion City Soundtrack, Linkin Park, John Mayer, Nickelback, 3 Doors Down, Maroon 5, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Panic At the Disco, FLOW, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, Stevie Wonder, etc.

Current Favorite Song (it changes often): I Will Follow You Into The Dark - Death Cab For Cutie

Favorite British Actors: Colin Firth (sexiest beast alive), Hugh Laurie, Alan Rickman, Stephen Fry, and Ewan McGregor (Wait, is he Scottish...? Whatevs.)

Favorite Actors/Actresses in General: Will Smith, (he's totally jacked, and so BA) Bruce Willis, Jim Carrey, and Anne Hathaway (She's such an amazing actress!)

Favorite Movies: Die Hard (1 and 4 are the best), Kill Bill 1 & 2, Bourne series, The Dark Night, Phantom of the Opera, Princess Bride, Back to the Future I, II, & III, and Forrest Gump.

Favorite TV Shows: House, CSI New York, CSI, Bones, Heroes, and Psych.

Favorite Animes: Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Prince of Tennis, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Favorite Mangas: Death Note, Prince of Tennis, Special A, Vampire Knight, Fruits Basket, Godchild, The Cain Saga, Aoi House, Kyo Kara Maoh, Gravitation, Lovless, Descendants of Darkness, Air Gear, Ouran High School Host Club, Beauty Pop, Chibi Vampire, Meru Puri, Fullmetal Alchemist, Tenshi Ja Nai, and Azumanga Daioh.

Favorite Books in General: Twilight series, Blood and Chocolate (so essentially anything with vampires and/or werewolves), Sharp Objects, 1984, Inheritance series, Harry Potter series, The House of The Scorpion, and anything by Dan Brown.

This is an awesome, hysterical little rant by one of my favorite authors, dagget. I suggest you read it, as it is eloquently put, and entirely correct.

The Idiot's Guide to Flaming

Here it is ladies and gentlemen. I am going to personally hand out some tips on how to properly flame.

Now I will admit that I've only ever been flamed once, but let me tell you that it was a sore disappointment. I was waiting for my first flame and then when it came, it was a complete flop. I've seen an awful lot of poorly executed flames here and there and I think it's about time that people start spreading the word on proper flaming before one of these idiots hurts themselves. So here are the basic rules:

1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review.

2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not give us something we can flame you back for.)

3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you!

4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing)

5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again!

6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off your skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit.

There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the hell you like. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything that you think should be added to the list as well. I may think of some more later myself. Invariably you think of more of them when you happen to see a poorly executed flame. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the issue.
Thank you for taking the time to review the facts.

Quotes:

(from people I know)

"Why did he buy a dove?"

"Because it coos."

~Zoe & Lily (oh, god.)

"It would be cool if snakes had legs."

"Isn't that a lizard?"

"Oh..."

~Me & Sandra

"Apparently people need to read my lips before attempting to decipher the incoherent babble that comes out of my mouth."

~Zoe

"Solve the equation graphically."

~Zoe (lol, innuendos)

"Can I ask you a question?"

"No."

"How many toes do you have?"

"I'm sorry, I can't answer that question. It's too personal."

~Kirsten & Me

"What the HELL, worm?!"

~Zoe (speaking to an actual earthworm)

"I need scissors."

"I have trail mix."

"FOR THE LAST TIME! That is NOT going to help!"

~Me and annoying history classmate

"I just threw my love on the ground."

"But-"

"NO! See it?! It's right there! On the ground!"

~Math classmates

"I never thought I'd ever say this sentence, but, YOU JUST THREW A FRUIT SNACK IN MY FUCKING EYE!"

~Willem

"The eyes have walls."

~Danielle

"Concealer makes your face less ugly."

~Emily

"Why is Gaara an option on your cell phone?"

"Because Gaara is always an option."

~Me & Sandra

"Don't worry, he won't rape us, he'll just kill us."

~Audra

"West, Sanzo, west!"

~Me & Zoe (being lost, and deciphering a map)

"He was walking around with a hammer in his hand going 'where's my hammer?'"

~Anne (fun times at Danielle's sweet sixteen)

"Soup and jazz hands!"

~Me & Sandra

"Sandra, you're talking to a pen."

"Really?! I thought it was a moose. DAMMIT! Why do you confuse me moose?! Why?!"

~Me & Sandra

Student: Does it start in Texas?

Teacher: Does what start in Texas?

Student: The Panama Canal.

Me: ~facepalm~

(i don't know how such an idiot came to exist. it scares the living shit out of me.)

"Here, read this."

~reads~

"No, not the words."

~Sandra & Me

"Did you just throw citrus at a wall?"

"No, but there is rape in my salsa!"

~Erin & Sandra (oh, god, i miss sophmore year.)

(by ppl I don't really know)

"I think girls write yaoi better than guys, it always seems more... realistic."

~HK Keiji of FF

"If you're going to flame me, please do it with proper grammar."

~Alexander Hunter of FF

"YEAH, we hit the potjack!"

"Don't you mean the jackpot?"

"All I know is that we're filthy bitch!!"

"Filthy rich?"

~StupefiedNarutard of FF

"I know that the main purpose of the internet is for porn and that most of the people surfing it are little smut freaks. And I respect that."

~dagget of FF (so true, it hurts. at least in my case)

"He is not a slut, he just... needs... sex... Oh my god I'm bad at explaining this."

~Asterixa

(from fanfics or fictionpress)

"I need to stop hanging out with Jiraiya and Kakashi, they force you to read kinky mansex porn. (Force I say!)"

~StupefiedNarutard

"Shall I make myself a little flag labeled 'joke,' and wave it at appropriate intervals for you?"

~ChibiRisu-chan

“You two could at least have the decency to do that sort of thing where I could watch!”

~Random Dispatcher

"Are you breaking up with me? I bet it's that evil lady teacher who sent you that basket of muffins! Sure, the letter says welcome, but I don't suppose it's code for 'I-want-you'?"

~LadyComplicated

"He was pained to admit that the ceiling had bested him."

~sunshine-melodi

"Are you sorry? Am I? No. It's not my fault. I'm not sorry. I'm sort of not sorry. At least I shouldn't be. If I am sorry when I shouldn't be, are you not sorry although you should be? Should you be? Should I stop being sorry, so that you can start? I'm sure I would have known what to feel if you stood in front of me."

~Mashiro

"Gosh, my gay is showing."

~L. KERR

“It’s fine if he’s a psychopath, but then he has to come off as sorry -he’s all pathetic about it.”

“Give him some tips.”

“What… what are you saying, that I’m a psychopath? Is that what you’re saying?”

“What I’m saying is you’re a better psychopath than he is. You do a fine job. Excellent, really, I’m quite impressed.”

“Thank you.”

~Letta

"Mind you he'll be rich and illegally sexy."

~Katraa

"And we'll bring kegs and wine and strippers! Yes, we need those."

"Strippers make it exciting. Especially when they come out of a cake!"

~Katraa

"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. You killed my family... prepare to die."

~Caropet

"High school is kind of like sex though, isn't it? First time's always kinda awkward, but you get used to it, and pretty soon you're like, an expert."

~kkaorix

"Suddenly, I feel the urge to run for my virginity…"

~Rice-Ball247

“Could the happy couple in the lazer tag arena please refrain from PDA, there are children here.”

~-literary license-

"When Garron said cousins, he really meant a fucking clan of people who all resembled each other in some way."

~xanthofile

"Are you hungry?"

I thought; "Is it Friday?"

A nod.

"Yeah."

~xanthofile

“At the risk of sounding like a flaming queer… do you think we could at least… cuddle?”

~Dante's Muse

"Say, Sasuke... You wanna learn the Sexy no jutsu?"

"Fuck off and die."

~Asuka Kureru

"'I reckon it's a pity you and Turkey guy won't have kids. They'd be really brainy. They wouldn't look too good, but they could earn enough money for that to not matter.'

I rolled my eyes. 'Thanks.'

'You're more than welcome.'"

~princess max of fictionpress

“Damn, I shan’t be able to fling myself to my death when I get in a snit because I can’t draw a perfect circle.”

~MiaoShou

(from deviantart)

"Grab a blindfold and play in traffic."

~ZeppTokyoASK

"Yaoi is pretty much dewd on dewd."

~JustFlyaKite

"Tucking fypos."

~JohnTehJoker

"Kurogane is so far in the closet, he's in NARNIA!"

~MistralEbony

"Why dont I fix it? Cause I'm Mexican and lazy."

~JustFlyaKite

(from television)

"Oh, yes. Icelandic doo-wop. I'm puttin' this on my iPod."

~Anthony Bourdain

"Lost the happy, BUT THE HAPPY'S BACK!"

~Fairly Odd Parents

And A Final Note: Don't expect anything from me. Seriously. I can't write worth balls, but I read a lot, and there are some amazing authors on this site. Which makes it worth while.

My Deviantart: Sensei-chan

My fictionpress: PocketFullofKryptonite

My YouTube: Liptonite

My Twitter: aerosolpancakes