About Me

IMPORTANT! ATTENTION READERS! PLEASE READ!

UPDATE 6-17-09: I am definitely going to be removing some of my fanfics. Why? Well because I am graduating and will not have time to complete them all. I am so sorry. I really am but I have a life outside this website and right now, it's demanding more attention. Besides graduation, I have to study for the LSAT as well as finish my novel. And in case you didn't know, I am working on an original fic involving vampires which means - and I'm sorry for this - but 'Nightwish' is going bye bye. I'm sorry but some of the plot twists I have in that story could be used in an original fic and hell, you just never know. Could turn out to pwn 'Twilight'. So...no sending me angry PMs about it because I DID say that I might not complete it when I first started it. As for the Yu-Gi-Oh story, I am about two chapters away from finishing it and therefore, it will be completed. Same goes for 'Unspoken' and 'Revelation'. The others depend on whether or not I have free time between my novella work. Sorry guys but hey, at least I'm giving you the heads up. No one can predict what life's going to throw at them so if you're pissed at me for trying to make money off of something I devote sleepless nights to, then I really am sorry. With the economy as shit, I could really use extra money to pay for my classes. While I do enjoy writing for fun, I won't lie and say that I couldn't use the extra money because I could. I have the opportunity to possibly make money off of something as simple as writing and I'm going to go for it. I'll be around. An OST may pop up every now and then but that's because I love what I do. Thank you to everyone who has stuck with me up until now. I hope you don't completely abandon me but if you do then again, I'm sorry. Peace and love to you all. ~~S.A.

STORY STATUS/UPDATES:

'Everybody Wants Shawn' has been updated recently. (Sept 09, 2009)

'HBKronicles' is next. (Sept 9, 2009)

DiStUrBiA - JBL/HBK MMV (Say what you want but these two have been asking for it.)

Piece of Me: HBK's Anthem (Shawn Tribute) - A highlight of some of his feuds. Everyone wants some of Shawn but in the end, he turns out to be too hot to handle.

Banners

Here are the links to all my story banners. I am willing to bet that I didn't make most of them. I had to choose between Sony Vegas and Corel PSP. I chose the video editing.

1) Heart to Hart - This banner was made to accompany the fanfic "Heart to Hart". The story is the sequel to "The Deal" starring Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, Chris Jericho and JBL. The banner was made by one of my best friends and writer extraordinaire wrestlefan4. Go read her stories.

Politics

I am a proud US citizen and a supporter of all things Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Joe Biden. I respect Nancy Pilosi because she's running things and I absolutely ADORE John Stewart and his counter part Stephen Colbert. Insult these people around me and you are toast. I am 3 months away from getting a BA in Political Science and I am prepared to defend them with everything I got. Keep your 'Fox News' trash to yourself. I only watch Comedy Central and CSPAN. Thank you.

Name: Duh. I think you know this. You don't really need to know my real name. It defeats the purpose of using a pseudonym. -eye roll-

Age: As of right now, 22

Education/Occupation: I am a college graduate hoping to land a job with TNA or WWE Creative. My major wass POLITICAL SCIENCE w/ minors in ENGLISH & HISTORY. That being said, I know my shit. I am an intelligent individual so the first person that thinks otherwise will surely get owned. As for you slash haters, it takes an intelligent person to write a highly believable slash story. Please don't insult my intelligence by saying stupid things. Trust me. You will get owned.

Favorite Anime Shows: Yu-Gi-Oh, Trinity Blood, Naruto, Junjou Romantica, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Ef-A Tale of Memories, Zatch Bell, Beyblade, Vampire Knight, Helsing, OHSHC, Saint Beasts, Fruits Basket, Gakuen Heaven, Descendents of Darkness, Code Gaeus, Death Note, Bleach, Inuyasha

Now whilst we are on the subject of anime, let me break a few things down for you.

My Fanfiction Rant

Okay. So I know that a lot of people hate character bashing but here's the thing, this is FANFICTION and in FANFICTION people can do whatever the hell they want to. That being said, if I want to devote 20 chapters of a fic bashing the hell out of Emo Sasuke, Whiny Kagome, and Prima Donna Sakura then I can do it. No one's making you read it. So go away if you hate character bashing. (I don't do it often but if I feel like doing it, I will.) :/

TV Shows/Movies Pairings:

The Daily Show/The Colbert Report: I absolutely LOVE both these shows and will forever support the slash pairing of Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart. You people can laugh all you want but these guys work magic on the screen. They're so hot for each other. They just dont know it yet. Jobert is the spliced name I came up with. No stealing it. It's MINE! Mwahahaha

Lie to Me: I seriously don't understand why people don't see how well Ria and Cal work. They work for me. I like Gillian and Cal's relationship but for some reason I like Ria better. She's new and fresh...And can read him like a book. AND...he actually lets his guard down around her. They've had too many moments for me to think otherwise. I'm really hoping they end up together. I doubt it but hell that's what fanfiction is for. I LOVE it! Calria FTW!

C.S.I Miami: LOVE LOVE LOVE Horatio Caine. I'll support him with an OC IF and only IF it's done right. Other pairings: Horatio/Alexx, Horatio/Yelena, Delko/Wolfe, Wolfe/Alexx

Pirates Trilogy: Only two pairings that matter to me. Sparrabeth and Sparrington. I absolutely despise Elizabeth BUT...I'll tolerate her with Jack. Otherwise, Jack belongs with Norrington.

Harry Potter Pairings: (BTW, who doesn't like Harry Potter? o_O Only the people who haven't read the books -_- Potter > Twilight. Sorry:)

Harry and Hermione:I will always believe that Hermione and Harry had the better connection. I am basing my feelings about this solely on the Rowling original books. Not fanfics. I never really liked Ron in the books. In fact, he was one of my least favorite characters. While he had his purpose, I still feel like he and Hermione were missing something. Harry and Hermione seemed to have that spark. A lot of people may not agree but I don't care. This is my opinion. -evil grin- I don't like Harry with Ginny or Cho. Cho, well...no and as for Ginny, I just never thought they were good for one another.

Harry and Luna: Once again, this is just based on what Rowling did herself. I think Luna would have made a good companion for Harry. She understood him better than anyone else during one of Harry's most insecure times in his life. He had no idea who he was or what he needed to do. Luna was there for him in a way no one else could have been. She may be a little off but no one's perfect.

Lucius and Molly: Say what you want but these two rock out loud. I have a theory about those two but I can't say. If you read my story the theory will be revealed unto you.

Draco and Hermione: I like this pairing. I personally think Draco is a big softie just like his father but pride keeps him from showing it. Hermione is very persistent and I believe that she could break him down and understand him. Awesome pairing if it's done right. Angst but not too angsty. Not my style. I can deal with Draco and Ginny but it's not my favorite.

Severus and Hermione:This is the most kick ass pairing (next to Lucius and Molly of course) on here. These two are both geniuses and Snape has such an extensive vocabulary that it's hard not to hang on to his every word. Alan Rickman really brought this character to life. Just imagine the silky words rolling off his tongue in such a way to drive one crazy...uh yeah. Moving on...A lot of people dislike Snape but I always knew he was a good guy. I think he had the roughest life of them all, including Harry and Snape was unappreciated. Just imagine the possibilities...I know what Rowling was probably thinking but if she would have actually went there then the seventh book would have been very dark. Snape rules and Hermione is perfect for him in more ways than you know.

Harry and Draco: Screw you people. I think this is also a kick-ass pairing. -_-

Harry and Voldemort: Don't make me explain this one. It's...weird I know but there are people on here prolific enough to make it work. (Of course I'm not one of them)

Remus and Black/ Remus/Snape/Black: Any combination of the three works for me. You know what they say about those love/hate relationships.

Arthur/Lucius - I blame Adnacia for this one. -_-

WWE Wrestling Pairings: This is my favorite thing to write about. Hetero and slash. I am such a HUGE wrestling fan (WWE preferably). And for the record, I am obsessed with two superstars: Shawn Michaels and Chris Jericho.

John Cena and Shawn Michaels (ShawnCena) MY OBSESSION!

Mark Calloway and Shawn Michaels (Shaker)

Chris Jericho and Shawn Michaels (ChrisMichaels)

Randy Orton and Mike Adamle (Radamle) Yes. My pairing. I made it and it owns. -_-

John Cena and Michael Cole (Jole) Say what you want but I effing love Mike. Mike Cole and Mike Adamle FTW!

Trips and Shawn (Shawter) (Only because I can't hide myself from the truth. They were lovers once -_-)

Dave Bautista and Shawn Michaels (Shatista)

Dave Bautista and Jeff Hardy (Ha! Watch me make it work!)

John Layfield and Shawn Michaels (Shibble) So here's the deal. JBL's nickname is 'Jibble'. Got it from TheVampireLucinda. Hence the name splice. And another OBSESSION!

John Morrison and Shawn Michaels (Again, another pairing of mine -_-) OBSESSION!

Randy Orton and Adam Copeland (Redge)

John Cena and John Morrison (Wonderful couple created by wrestlefan4)

The Undertaker and John Morrison OBSESSION!

The Undertaker and Matt Hardy (Oh so mine!)

Trips and Jeff Hardy

Game Pairings:

Vincent/Reeve: (Final Fantasy VII DoC) - Man, Vincent and Reeve...hotness. I know Vincent had a girlfriend but Reeve is way hotter and their interaction with one another reeks of 'I'm- Secretly-Lusting-After-You'. LOVE LOVE this pairing.

Sophitia/Angol: (SoulCalibur IV) - I could so see those two together...And I'll make it so in the near future.

Seong Mina/Mitsurugi: (SoulBlade/SoulCalibur series) - Seriously...I could make it work.

Seong Mina/Hworang: (SoulCalibur-Tekken X-Over) - This is so cute to me :D

Link/Kairi: (Zelda/Kingdom Hearts X-Over) - My personal pairing so don't steal it -_-

Roxas/Princess Zelda: (Kingdom Hearts/Zelda X-Over) - Again, mine so you can't have it -_-

Disclaimer:In case you didn't know, I don't own jack squat--no WWE stuff, Sho Jo, Warner Brothers--characters, ect. Nothing--although my OC's are just what they are. Sue if you want. I'd be glad to let you pay my student loans. -hmpf-

My Recommended Readings :D

1. If Only - This is a really funny fic about Professor McGonagall. Apparently she has a secret admirer. Everyone except her knows who it is. When or if she finds out, does it turn out to be who she expected? Read and find out. It was very funny! Fandom: Harry Potter MP: Minerva/? Stats: COMPLETE OST with a little over 7,000 words Genre: Romance/Humor Rating: T (Author:Mamacita-san)

2. Five Minutes - This was the funniest thing I have ever read. It was just that damn funny. The plot is centered around a speed dating service owned by Jiraya and Lady Tsunade. Itachi forces Sasuke to go with him because Sasuke is moody as hell and needs to find someone to make him happy. Naruto is forced to go with Iruka because Naruto has been depressed for months since his last break up. It's not your average cliche SasuNaru fic. All the fun in this fic comes from trying to figure out who the speed daters are and the interactions are just pricessless. A five star fic! Every Naruto fan should read this because it's really funny as hell. Fandom: Naruto MP: Arguable Stats: Complete: 1 chapter totalling over 4,000 words Genre: Romance/Friendship/Humor Rating: T (Author: Ashi-Eiketsu)

3. Sinner - This fic is very powerful. So much so that you'll either be disturbed, hysterical, or sad. Either way you will be moved and if you're not then its a damn shame. It gives you a glimpse into what some gays who have gone straight go through. Great, great fic. Fandom: Wrestling MP: Surprise Stats: Complete w/ a little over 3000 words if that Genre: General/Angst Rating: M (Author: wrestlefan4)

4. A 94 Percent Chance - My God. This was one of the most brilliant DeathNote based fics I've ever read. The author wrote this fic as if they were 'L' which is really hard to do. Anyway, this fic fills in a hole that was left out of the anime. (Between episodes 23 and 25). The fic reveals L's thoughts before episode 25 happened; his thoughts about life, Kira, and himself. The blogs are being saved so that his sucessors can read them if need be. Read this fic. It's bloody brilliant. Fandom: Death Note MP: L/Light Stats: Complete Word Count: 1,700 Genre: Friendship/Angst Rating: K (Author: Kelayoh)

5. Old Friend - This is a great fic if you're in the mood for good old fashioned romance. It's a oneshot about the friendship of Magneto and Charles. There's an awesome plot twist that will have you squealing with joy. The quick summary: The ex-Magneto is sitting at the park all alone with his chest board. He hasn't played a game in ages because the only person he could ever play with was his best friend Charles. This particular day, someone sits down and starts a game with him. This game leads to an interesting discussion that reveals a lot of things about Magneto and his insecurities about his dead friend. Fandom: X-Men The Movie MP: Magneto/Xavier Stats: Complete Word Count: 4,000 Genre: General/Friendship Rating: K (Author: todd fan)

6. Captive Heart - Draco knew he was fighting for the losing side, just like he knew he would die before the war was over. But for a little bit of time maybe he could feel human. Maybe a captive can restore a heart that never got a chance to beat. This story is for your angst addict as well as open minded ness. She uses lots of odd pairings in this but the thing is, they all work. I HIGHLY reccomend this if you're a Draco fan. Fandom: Harry Potter MP: Draco/Ginny Stats: WIP Word Count: 34,000 Genre: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort Rating: M (Author: EroSenin'sDeciplesKJT)

7. Sunday Afternoon - I am currently OBSESSED with The Dark Knight movie. Wait. I am OBSESSED with Bruce Wayne and Jim Gordon. In my world they are meant to be and dammit this is one of the best damn stories I've ever read about them. It's so sweet! I loved it! You all should read this fic. It's just so brilliantly done. I can't even...READ IT! And thne if you like it, leave her tons of reviews because she deserves. Oh and I'll love you forever if you wrote me this pairing! I need more! ahem Fandom: Batman/The Dark Knight MP: Bruce/Gordon Stats: Complete Word Count: 24,000 Genre: Romance/Suspense Rating: M (Author: littlemoore)

8. Intertwined Destinies - I will go to my grave believing that Inuyasha and Kikyou were meant to be and although this did not happen in the anime or manga, this fic gives all us Kikyou fans hope. This fic was very gripping to the point where if you're not crying by the end of it then something's wrong with you. It's one of the most true Inu/Kik fics you'll ever read. She really captured their chracters perfectly. Fandom: Inuyasha MP: Inu/Kik Stats: Complete Word Count: 7,000 Genre: Romance/Drama/Tragedy Rating: K (Author: Yukishiro Madoka)

9. Silent Hearts - Yeah. I wrote the story but I happen to believe that this is the best fic I've ever written. It's wrestling slash but you def should give it a chance. It's involves everyone's favorite face Shawn Michaels and the most hated WWE Superstar, John Cena. HBK and Cena are forced to work together now that DX is no more. Hunter, Cena, Taker among others all have a thing for HBK but he has no clue at all. For some, its love but others its lust. Who's love will finally prevail? Go read now. I promise you it will help you understand my obsession with ShawnCena. Fandom: Wrestling MP: John Cena/Shawn Michaels Stats: Complete Word Count: 64,000 Genre: Drama/Romance Rating: M (Author: EroSenin'sDeciplesKJT)

10. Midst, Madness, and a Crow - This was the most AMAZING Naruto fics I have ever read. It's so good that it gives Edgar Allan Poe a run for his money. This story...nothing is quite what it seems. This was really 'Norton Anthology' worthy. You really should...if you're a lit major who loves the unexpected, you'll appreciate this fic. It was just amazingly amazing. Gripping, suspenseful, scary, it has EVERYTHING! Read it! She DESERVES more reviews for such a carefully written fic. Fandom: Naruto MP: SasuNaru Stats: Complete Word Count: 4,000 Genre: Suspense/Supernatural Rating: M (Author: Rakuen's Tears)

11. Assassinating the Icon - This is a great piece of fiction in the works. And let me state that for the record, I don't like Shawn and Hunter stories. Why? Because I think Shawn's too good for him and I think Shawn belongs with John Cena. However, this story is the behind the scenes look at that intense feud between Hunter and Shawn that occured between his return in 2002 and ended...sort of in 2003. It was bloody, emotional, and reeked of everything you can possibly think of. The writer if this fic is doing a fantastic job. This is by far the best following of the feud I've ever read. If you are die hard Shawter and you are an angst addict, this is the way to go. Fandom: Wrestling MP: Hunter/Shawn Stats: WIP Genre: Angst/Drama Rating: M (Author: HBKsMainEvent)

12. Struggle - This is a fic that dares to pair Itachi Uchiha with Ino. Ino. Of all people Ino. But you know what? I decided to give this fic a chance because a good writer can make anything work. She did just that. I haven't finished reading it yet but damn its good. I am amazed at how much effort she put into getting all the mannerisms of the characters. Her Itachi pwns all versions I've read to this day. As for Ino, I love her in this fic. I tend to dislike all the females (except Tsunade and Hinata) on Naruto but Ino is just great in this fic. Give it a try and read this fic. Ino pwns the pink haired chick. Fandom: Naruto MP: Itachi/Ino Stats: WIP Genre:Angst/Romance Rating: M (Author: joyrid3 )

Upcoming Epics or Stories: ALL ARE ON PERMANENT HIATUS FOR NOW! SORRY!

Crimson Hearts: My Kaname/Zero story. (Hiatus)

Fire Burns When the Wind Blows (Hiatus)

Behind Those Red Eyes: Sucky title but whatever. This will be my Itachi Uchiha story and NO it will NOT involve Sakura. -_- (Hiatus)

To Feel Your Touch: My Yami Yugi/Yugi story. Will start this one at some point. I have way too many stories to write as it is. But I MUST do this one. My brain is hurting right now. (Hiatus)

In and Out of the Dark Abyss: My Orochimaru story! He's going to be bad ass...until I change him. Bwahahaha Watch me. I'll do it. People tell me I can't make him nice. I'll do what I want. (Hiatus)

Oh Choices III--You know it. No summary needed. However, I suggest you read "My Time is Now" or else you won't be ready for this one. (Hiatus)

Healing in the Dark--This is going to feature one of my favorite ninjas Kabuto. This one may be kind of dark-ish. Def will be rated M. (Hiatus)

Twisted Destiny--My story about Kai before, during, and after his stay on the Bladebreakers (Hiatus)

Angel Grove: A New Beginning II--Yeah well from the looks of it, this may be the sequel. (Permanent Hiatus for now)

Such As Life--A fictionpress story (Permanent hiatus for now

10-15-09

Me: It's 2am and I am bored.

Mark: Maybe you should type some more of your fic.

Me: Yeah but which one?

Bret: Oh please. You know full well everyone wants to know how Heart to Hart's going to end.

Me: Well I would but you and Shawny have a tendancy not to act right.

Bret: Oh don't blame me. Blame HIM. He's the one moody as hell all because John left him. I'm the one hanging around yet I'm the bad guy? I don't get it.

Me: Well you DID leave him...several times I might add and well...you are part of the reason Jibble left.

Bret: -irritably- But I didn't do anything...not really. John's gone and you can't tell me that Chris or even that big nosed Hunter wouldn't have tried their best to come to his rescue.

Hunter: Hey you leave my name out of it. -growls-

Bret: -smirks- Well, well, look what the cat dragged in. It's big nose and..wait a sec. Are you alone? Where's your current love interest? Did you run him off like you did Shawn?

Hunter: -grabs sledgehammer- Say that to my face. Come on. I dare you. People are so freaking ga ga over you. 'Oh it's Bret coming back to claim his one true love...' I laugh.

Bret: You laugh because you're jealous.

Hunter: -pft- Jealous? Of you? Naa...I have Jeff and I love him about as much if not more than Shawn. Naa...I laugh because if people only knew what I know...

Bret: -frowns- You're not so squeaky clean either Hunter.

Hunter: -laughs- Yeah maybe but I'm not the one fighting to keep Shawn.

Bret: -glares-

Shawn: -smiles- Hi guys! What I missed? Are we having a party?

Me: Eh...

Chris: -runs behind Shawn and clasps his hips- Hello beautiful. -kisses his cheek-

Shawn: Um...Chris? What are you doing?

Chris: Just holding my one true love. HEY! WHAT THE--?

Cena: -whispers- I won't tell if you won't. -wraps his arms tighter around Chris-

Shawn: -laughs- So you guys getting along now?

Me: Oh Shawn you have NO idea. In fact, while you were taking a shower--

Chris: I just remembered I have to set up for the next part of that interview. Uh...bie. -runs off-

Cena: Ha Ha I knew it! -grabs Shawn from behind and kisses his neck-

Shawn: Cena did you run him off on purpose?

Cena: Yeah...so?

Shawn: -sighs- That wasn't very nice and besides you and Chris both know the rules. I'm taken which means no touching.

Cena: -pouts- But Hunter's a dick and--

Hunter: Watch it Wonder Boy. Don't wanna end up like John do you?

Cena: -looks over at Hunter frowning at the sight of the sledgehammer- Why the hell you carrying that thing around?

Hunter: Because it talks to me and I plan on using it on him. -nods towards Bret-

Cena: -sees Bret and his eyes flash dangerously- What the hell he's doing here? -pulls Shawn tighter against him-

Shawn: Hey...guys wait a sec. I'm not--

Bret: I'm here for Shawn. Got a problem with that?

Cena: Yeah I got two problems with that. 1) He belongs to me--

Chris: And me!

Cena: 2) Silent Hearts gets no sequel because Shawn is with me now.

Me: Damn right. I haven't the patience to do anymore sequels.

Bret: I want my Shawny back.

Shawn: -angrily- I love the way I supposedly belong to all of you! Well for your information I still belong to John!

Adam: Isn't he still MIA? Didn't he like...totally desert you and all?

Shawn: -gasps, then runs off crying-

Me: -facepalm- Why me?

Mark: Adam go back to bed. You always make things worse.

Adam: Forgive me for living. -glares at Bret- Guess what? I found Jibble. Ha! Better enjoy Shawn while you can because John will take him back.

Bret: Uh...right...that's if Shawn even wants him back anymore.

Adam: -laughs- You...you're so...of course he still wants him back. Did you not see the box?

Bret: -confused- What box?

Me: Alright. That's it. I'm going to bed. ALL OF YOU BACK INSIDE MY HEAD NOW! -sighs- At least my anime muses are behaving.

Sasuke: Will I ever get Naruto back? -clings to my leg- NEF PLEASE! YOU GOTTA GIVE HIM BACK TO ME! I NEED HIM! I CAN'T...I'LL DIE WITHOUT HIM! ITACHI CANT HAVE HIM!

Me: For the love of--

Kaiba: You need to get back into Yu-Gi-Oh. I'm wasting precious moments of my life waiting for updates. Does Atem love me or not? Dammit I need answers!

Me: -runs to bed-

12-4-09

Me: I can't sleep. Know why? Because Big Sexy freaking Kevin Nash is talking to me on Twitter. He's so freaking hot! (As is my Twitter BG of him and Shawn.) I blame Kevin and Minaj aka former Randysdymond. Why does Big Sexy have to be so freaking sexy?

Chris: Because that's his name assclown.

Me: Chris you call me assclown one more time and I swear to God I'll tell Shawn about Cenico.

Chris: -gasps- You wouldn't!

Me: Try me. I'm already mad at mama so don't push your luck.

Shawn: Did someone say Big Sexy?

Me: Yep. Kev's in my head right now. Lookin hot too.

Shawn: Aww I miss him. Maybe he can come visit me and John.

Me: -mumbles- Which John?

Shawn: -glares- I heard that! And for your information, I meant Layfield!

Adam: Ha Ha Yeah right blondie. Layfield's probably thousands of miles away in Alberquerque. You'll never see him again.

Me: -angrily- This coming from JBL's number one supporter! Go back to fucking bed Adam!

Adam: How come I am the only one who gets sent packing? This is WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!

Randy: Baby will you please just come back to bed? Leave Shawn alone. You know he's a crybaby.

Shawn: -sobs- I am not!

Bret: Is that my baby I hear?

Cena: -quickly grabs Shawn from behind, pulling him close- There there baby. It's alright.

Bret: ...

Shawn: John? -sniffles and turns into him-

Bret: -mumbles to Cena- You did that on purpose.

Cena: -nods and grins before petting Shawn-

Me: Oh brother.

Bret: -mouths- He's mine!

Cena: -shakes head- Hey Shawn baby? How about you join Chris and me tonight? I promise we'll behave and we'll even help you look for John.

Shawn: I...I don't know.

Hunter: Is that my baby girl I hear? Shawn...sweetie?

Shawn: Hunty, Randy said I was a crybaby.

Randy: -looking frightened all of a sudden- I..I didn't mean it. I was just...

Hunter: -picks up sledgehammer- For your sake, I hope your words are true. Remember what I did to Jibble?

Me: You guys sure know how to ruin the mood. Kevin had me on cloud nine and then you guys had to start acting up-

Owen: Is this a bad time?

Bret: -frowns- Since when did you start living here?

Owen: Uh...-whispers- Nef, um..you're not gonna...tell him are you?

Me: Wouldn't dream of it.

Owen: Oh good.

bang! bang! bang!

Me: O.O -sees JBL run by with a blaster shooting at Adam- Dammit hotshot stop runnin'! I told you I only love Shawn which is why I left him!

Adam: -screaming and crying while dodging bullets- Waaah! I'm sorry Jibble that makes no sense! Bret's gonna take him from you! Cena and Chris too!

Shawn: -looks up suddenly and sees Jibble run by-

Me: Oh boy.

Shawn: ...

Cena: Fuck!

Shawn: John? -pushes Cena away- John?

John: -drops blaster and just stands there- Kitten...

Me: Nope. No way. Going to bed before this concludes. They are just TRYING to ruin my fics. -_-

Adam: So what you mean is-

Undertaker: I'm going to bring your soul with me to hell if you don't shut your trap and go to bed NOW!

Adam: ... -mumbles- 'Night.

Me: Finally, good night world.