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Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter, Fruits Basket, Naruto, and Ouran High School Host Club. Right, so I was looking at my old bio and realized it was complete blarney. Here is BIO 2.0!~ Name: Dark Man's Girl ( I go by DMG) Age: Old enough Schooling: Ive got an edumacation - I can write, read my stories and you'll find that out. Fandoms of Preference & their Correlating Ships Harry Potter -Harry/Draco -Ron/Hermione -George/Lee -Remus/Sirius Final Fantasy VII -Reno/Rude -Vincent/Cid -Rufus/Tseng South Park -Kyle/Stan -Pip/Damien -Butters/Kenny My Position on Slash and/or Yaoi- see above I read a lot of slash and yaoi, and love it to death. Anyone wanna challenge my position with flames? Good, Hagrid just bestowed upon me a very precious gift his name is Seisel and is a Chinese Fireball. He needs warming. My Position on FemmeSlash and/or Yuri- I won't flame anyone about it, but its just not my cup of tea. Pet peeves on FF.net: 1. There is no such thing as a 2-shot, or 3-shot, or 4-shot. There are only 1-shots, anything with more than one chapter is just another story. 2. Although, I am guilty of writing very poor Mary-Sue fics, no one gives a rip if you claim to be Harry's uncle's dog's brother's f#$ buddie's sister, here to hook up with Malfoy because you are his soul mate. Any Mary-Sue should be written to be comedic, not serious and angst ridden. 3. This is the Internet- getting in petty squabbles over whether or not someone likes your fic, is foolish. Anyone who flames my stories- go ahead, curse me all you want, tell me I'm a worthless piece of gum under your shoe. Unless this is coming from someone I know personally, I really don't care what you think. 4. To that same token, flaming is pointless. If you have something to say that is fixable like being in-character, grammar or word choice, then say it. If you rant on and on about how Reno getting on his knees in front of rude is completely immoral trash, you will be ignored, as I'm sure you've been before because you're an ignorant moron who should not have read that particular piece in the first place. Constructive criticism will be put to good use. 5. I realize that some people want to improve their English by posting fics. However poor English is not only a bit annoying, it hinders the otherwise good plot line. If English is not your first language, I give you two options: A. Post the fic in your native language, be it French, German, Russian,etc. B. Have a native English speaker edit your pieces. This way you get the benefit of seeing what errors you made, and hopefully improve in the future. (And FYI~ I enjoy nitpicking fics to perfection, if you ask me to edit and revise, I will most likely do so.) 6. If you are a native speaker of English and your fic is hindered because you cannot spell, punctuate or know the proper way to write a story (aka starting a new paragraph with each new speaker, not using shortcuts like min. or sec. especially in speech) get your lazy a$$ to an English class or else stop posting. 7. WIZARDS CANNOT USE A COMPUTER! This has been throughly explained by JKRowling- their magic gums up the electricity. Perhaps one at a time, but especially at the Burrow, the computer would go nuts. Nor would their culture allow such nonsense- they use OWLS. (FYI: Hermione is not an owl) Parting Sentiments: Please check out the authors on my favorites list, their writings are really worth while. I'd be glad to edit anything as far as spelling, grammar, and usage, and give feedback on content. Please don't ask me to edit any posted fics, unless you have the intent to repost them when they are fixed. Happy Writings -DMG | |||||||||||
1. Bad News » reviewsDraco is bad news. Harry is one persistent b****. H/D slash with a sort of actual plot *gasp*.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-6-09 - Published: 5-31-09 - Harry P. & Draco M.2. Kiss It Better reviewsDraco gets a cut, and Harry offers to remedy the situation. Fluffy. H/D. Slash.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-10-09 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete3. Seahorses » reviewsMale seahorses are the only guys on the planet to be able to carry its offspring. This Seahorse is going to have trouble, especially with a dog and serpant on his back. YaoiFruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,381 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 3-3-09 - Published: 12-27-06 - Hatori S. & Shigure S.4. Live Feed reviewsThe Ouran High School Host Club plans a live commercial to be viewed by the entire school. Things go awry when a possessive Kyouya gets involved. YAOIOuran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-2-08 - Kyōya O. & Tamaki S. - Complete5. Kelsey and Vic Go To Hogwarts » reviewsSet in the Marauder Era, 2 American girls come to Hogwarts. They're sorted into Slytherin, and Befriend Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy. Everything goes awry. Rated for later chapters.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,756 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 11-2-08 - Published: 2-18-06 - Severus S. & Lucius M. - Complete6. Rainbow Fists of Fury reviewsLee makes a comment about the youngest Uchiha's name, sending him into a fit. Shot. Oneshot. Implied Yaoi.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-15-08 - Sasuke U. & Lee R. - Complete7. InterHouse Unity reviewsSomeone has been making a mess of classrooms during the wee hours of the morning. It is McGonagall's turn to stake out the corridors of Hogwarts and deal with what she finds. HP/DM & RL/SS Don't read this if you do not condone and/or like gay ships.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-18-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete8. On Time reviewsJames is late for Remus' study session. After a stern talking to, he rescheduals. Remus is late to the next one. I wonder why, Padfoot... Padfoot: Cough cough .... I needed comforting... Slash RS Sorta fluffy...oneshotHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-9-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete9. The Bored Lord » reviewsVoldemort gets bored and decides to entertain himself with board games. Basically randomness.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-12-07 - Published: 11-13-06 - Voldemort & Lucius M.10. A Family reviewsHarry and Draco have three children. One of which comes home crying from Ron's house due to something Ron's son said to him. Oneshot HD slashHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-5-06 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete11. A Botched Potion reviewsAfter the full moon finishes casting its shadow on Remus Lupin, he is given a potion... Baby baying is soon to be heard in the Scottish night. But whose baby is it? SLASH! DONT READ IF YOU DONT LIKE IT!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-6-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete12. He Likes Ginny, Right? reviewsHarry doubts his attraction to girls.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-22-06 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete13. A Pierced Tongue reviewsYuki likes tongue peircings...oneshotFruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-22-06 - Yuki S. & Kyou S. - Complete14. The Candy Lady reviewsDid you ever stop to think what the lady who pushes the candy trolley has seen? I mean honestly, she's only mentioned in every book that Harry's ridden the train. Here's her story. Rated because I felt like it.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-21-06 - OC - Complete15. Puppet reviewsDraco has been held by strings for his entire life. Someone new has taken the reins and let them go...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-31-06 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete16. Piano Man reviewsHermione catches Ron playing the piano late one night.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-26-06 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete17. Whose Your Daddy? » reviewsSophia is Severus Snape's daughter, and the girl in school that any guy would love to date. Currently, she's dating Nick. Ron's son. Not like her father knows that...yet.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-25-06 - Published: 2-20-06 - Severus S.18. Take My Last Breath reviewsHermione lays on the battle field where Harry has fallen at the hands of Voldemort. Ron lays at her feet as he asks for her to take his last breath.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-22-06 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete19. Blondes Are More Fun reviewsRon and Luna are left alone in their compartment on the train. They argue. They snog. That's ok, though. Hermione comes back in a daze, and Harry comes back with the Ravenclaw pasword. They've found the value of blondes, too.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 4-15-06 - Ron W. & Luna L. - Complete20. What the Hell! reviewsRon and Harry get drunk. It involves drag, chess, pizza and Malfoy! It may be over rated, as in M is to high of a rating for it, but better safe than having some person yelling at me and my account frozen.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-18-06 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete21. Just an Experament reviewsHermione gets her hands on a psychology book. What will happen when she tries an experament on her friends?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-18-06 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete22. The Perfect Christmas Gift reviewsRon can't find the perfect gift for Hermione, though he's combed through all the stores he can think of. Then her parents die after Deatheaters raid her house. Even though it's the last thing on his mind, he still manages to give her exactly what she wantHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-18-06 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete23. Parables, Lullabies, and Secrets » reviewsSet post HBP. Hermione recieves a letter from her father not Mr. Granger. Her real father gives her what she needs to help defeat the Dark Lord. Can you belive that it's two brothers?HBP spoilers. Rated T for language and suggestive dialouge.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,336 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-18-06 - Published: 2-8-06 - Hermione G. & Harry P. - Complete
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