Okay, here goes...

Name: Not telling in case someone recognises it. I'm an annonymous person, okay? Anyone who already saw my name when it was up, keep it to yourselves!

Gender: Male

D.O.B.: 1990

Government Support: None (I absolutely HATE monarchy!)

Intro/Extro-Version: Introvert. Not in the psychic sense, though - just in terms of personality.

Lost Virginity?: No (got a problem with that? Hah! See if I care!)

Sexuality: I thought I was heterosexual, but since I've never been in love, or even had a crush on anyone, I may very well be asexual; in other words, I might be incapable of love in a romantic sense.

Religion: Atheistic (no Gods, no immortality, no natural superiority, no judgement of souls)

Belief in Good and Evil: Lacking. Everyone has both 'good' and 'evil' traits, and therefore shouldn't be categorised

Fave Music Bands/Artists: Boyz 2 Men, Ronan Keating, Clay Aiken, Westlife, Josh Groban, Michael Bolton, Shannon Noll, Rod Stewart, Bryan Adams.

Likes: loving someone BECAUSE of their inner qualities, compassion, humbleness, love, generosity, humility, kindness, good treatment of animals, books, feminism (to the extent of equality), justice (causing someone pain IF it's the right thing to do, and not for oneself's own desires), forgiving even the worst of people if they seek it.

Dislikes: loving someone at first sight for their appearance, vanity, greed, materialism, belief in superiority of any sort, monarchies, anti-semitism, racism, gender stereotyping (actually, any sort of stereotyping), discrimination, vengence (causing pain to someone for your own reasons), Sadism (pleasuring in the suffering of ANYBODY, whether kind or cruel).

Personality: I strive to care naught for how other people percieve me, as long as they don't misinterpret me. I may speak in a somewhat formal and maybe pompous manner, but it is merely a habit of mine - I'm not like that at all. I try to be a pacifist (though I like reading war fantasies), and to not be insensitive. I also try to not be into Schadenfreude (German word for taking pleasure in the suffering of others), and strive to find people who never participate in it (as well as eradicate it from my own being).

I think that social status is despicable. We are all born, and we all remain, equal. Furthermore, so do other living things with us. I'm an Atheist to the extent that I scorn the existence of any deities. Deities destroy the equality which exists between every living thing. In turn, there no reincarnation. There is not afterlife, where we are judged. There is only life and death. There are no souls. Period.

Books I Like:

Song of the Lioness Quartet; The Immortals Quartet; Protector of the Small Quartet; Circle of Magic Quartet; The Circle Opens - Tamora Pierce

His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman

Harry Potter Series - Joanne Kathleen (JK) Rowling

The Inheritance Trilogy - Christopher Paolini

The Mortal Engines Quartet - Philip Reeve

Axis Trilogy; Wayfarer Redemption Trilogy (sort of) - Sara Douglass

The Seventh Tower Series - Garth Nix

The Once and Future King Complete Edition - T.H. White

The Dark is Rising Sequence - Susan Cooper

Movie Novelisations (don't ask!)

Graphic Novels/Comics

Order of Preference for the Harry Potter Books:

1. Order of the Phoenix (OotP) (Seriously, what's there not to like? I LOVED Luna, she's so sweet and unprejudiced! I loved to hate Umbridge, I liked the DoM, I appreciated the Thestrals and the Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, and Grawp. The best of the seven tomes by far!)

2. Goblet of Fire (GoF) (Really exciting. Didn't care much for the ball (bloody female artificiality!), and I wanted to cry when Cedric died, but masterfully written anyway. Rowling pulled off the tasks, and Moldywart's resurrection, with aplomb!)

3. Prisoner of Azkaban (PoA) (One of my favourites. I was really moved by Remus Lupin's kindness and Sirius' loyalty. And also, this volume of the series set the stage for Wormtail - and Voldemort's resurrection - and introduced pure evil in the vile Dememtors.

4. Philosopher's Stone/ Sorcerer's Stone (PS/SS) - How can one not love the classic story which set the stage for Harry, his dearest friends Hermione and Ron, the snide Severus Snape, the colourful Dumbledore, the sadistic Lord Voldemort, the theme of death, and the introduction to magic in general - and that's not all! A winner to be treasured for many generations, both child and adult.

5. Chamber of Secrets (CoS) - (Love the Basilisk, and the diary, and the Polyjuice, and the Lockhart bashing ... pure, blissful heaven!)

6. Deathly Hallows (DH) - (Bloody epilogue stinks! Harry/Ginny? And there was no trouble for the rest of their lives?! Bleargh! Did like most of the selections of deaths, and the plot twists around every corner ... they all fit in wonderfully.)

7. Half-Blood Prince (HBP) - (Stupid Harry/Ginny stuff! And I have to admit, it WAS quite a dull read compared to OotP. Nonetheless, I was intrigued by the Pensieve scenes, and the mystery behind Malfoy's plans ... and, of course, the Horcruxes. Ingenious!)

Important note on stories:

Aren't there ANY medieval fantasies which:

hate the monarchy and social status?

support anarchy?

don't either: become fairy-tales; or involve some stupid reason for separation OTHER than death?

give feminism a greater role?

have sensible, not wacko, magic?

humble main characters, and NOT a single protagonist to whom EVERY BLEEDING THING happens!?

give males and females (pregnancies, etc. aside) ABSOLUTE EQUALITY?

If you know of one, let me know PLEASE!!

Games:

Fire Emblem: The Blazing Sword/The Sacred Stones

Final Fantasy I, II, IV, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, and Tactics Advance

Movies:

X-men Movies 1 and 2 (X-3 was rubbish, with undeveloped characters except for the absolute mains, and hardly any plot or length).

Lord Of The Rings

Braveheart

A Knight's Tale

Gladiator

Back to the Future Trilogy

Harry Potter Movies

Shanghai Noon and Knights

King Arthur

The Last Samurai

Batman movies

Pirates of the Caribbean

Spiderman 1, 2 and 3 (though the lattermost was a bit mixed up)

Personal Writing

I will probably no longer write any fanfiction, because I'm still young and in school. There isn't any free time to plan it. I'm also currently working on a novel of my own. It is currently unnamed, and it's the first in a series (which I've also yet to name).

Favourite HP characters (in no particular order): Fred and George (both are the best! Curse you J.K. Rowling!), Severus Snape, Hermione, Luna, Harry, Remus Lupin, Tonks, Lily Potter (née Evans), Neville, Hagrid, Lucius Malfoy (the only interesting villain ... the others are all one-dimensional), Draco Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy.

Favourite HP ships: HarryHermione, HarryLuna, FredHermione (but there aren't many good ones out there), RemusTonks, LilySeverus, HarryCho, Harry x (any minor female character, AROUND HIS AGE!), HermioneSirius, HermioneRemus, HermioneSeverus.

Ships I DON'T support: HarryGinny, RonHermione, RonLuna, NevilleLuna, DracoGinny, SLASH unless they're gender-changed (permanently!) and not put into stereotypical gender roles and behaviour; INCEST of first blood (brother-sister, parent-child).

Conclusion

Okay, that's all you need to know about me!

Oh yeah, I agree with all of the below. If you wish to, you may copy some, or all, of them into your bios. If you disagree, don't sent me hate mail. I leave you with these to entertain yourselves for a while.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Sunstar Kitsune, Insane Slytherin, Nameless Heretic, My PenName is . . . , Twilight L. Xari, Caellach Tiger Eye,

If you've ever been called weird and taken that as a compliment, Copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off (at Abercrombie and Fitch, not at the other 92 percent).

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you are Harry Potter(the story, not the guy) obsessed, copy this into your profile.
If you are Harry Potter(the Guy from the story) obsessed, copy this into your profile and bold-face it. If it is not bold, then you're not obsessed, just wanting others who are to copy it from your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (I’ll finish my profile later)

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried pot. If you are part of the 2 that hasn’t and never will, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped up the stairs, copy this into your profile!

If George W. Bush is getting on your nerves for various reasons, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy this into your profile.

If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think religion is overrated, dogmatic and manipulative , copy this into your profile. (Buddhism doesn't count because it's a philosophy, and isn't any of these things for sure!)

If you're an atheist, and thus do not believe in immortal beings, copy this into your profile. Furthermore, if you believe that animals are sentient beings, and have more than one type of personality (in other words, not all lions are brave, etc.), also copy this in addition. Furthermore, if you think that fantasy novels can work without divine beings in them, copy this sentence as well.

Any sort of being which is so-called 'Pure Evil' and can suck out souls, such as Dementors (Harry Potter) and Spectres (His Dark Materials) is overrated because good and evil are non-existent - they are just aspects of our personalities, and everyone has a bit of both. If you agree, copy this into your profile.

If you do not believe in afterlifes, karma and resurrection, or in natural dominance, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.

If you hate bias against snakes, rats, pigs and those other so-called 'foul' animals, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this into your profile.

If you think that all the world's problems could be solved by talking things out, copy this into your profile.

If you don't read the Harry Potter books 10 times when a new one comes out, paste this into your profile.

If you think superficiality and materialism is horrible and should be eradicated from the face of the planet, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people should only care about appearances naturally (in other words, without wearing fancy clothes and all that artificial junk), and don't understand why people can't love themselves for who they are normally, copy this into your profile.

If you would rather wear dorky rainbow suspenders for the rest of your life and keep your individuality than be cool for a week and being a clone of fashion magazines for the rest of your life, paste this into your profile.

If you would rather have a painting you created be displayed in a small gallery than perform onstage with Beyonce, copy this into your profile.

If you think the taboos of the world should be broken, paste this into your profile.

If you support inter-racial marriages, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

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If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have no idea why someone started these copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, Dragonrider47, Caellach Tiger Eye,

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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