Alo! My name is Jordiie, and I am very special
I know my ABCs, and I would like to share it with you
A is for Angel, the coolest character in RENT
B is for Bum, otherwise known as hobo
C is for Carmine Giovinazzo, the sexiest man alive
D is for dumbass, which is constantly used to describe most of my friends.
E is for Elephant Love Medley, which is a cool song
F is for... four! Heehee!
G is for GSR, which is short for gun shot residue
H is for hot, a great way to describe Carmine
I is for Illegitimate, the word that helped me win the spelling bee in grade 6
J is for Jesus, who is CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!
K is for KFC, the place that tortures the chickens
L is for lucky, lucky Anna Belknap gets to hang out with Carmine all the time
M is for Mark Cohen, filmmaker extraordinaire!
N is for New York, home to CSI: NY
O is for obvious, which is usually what the COD is
P is for perfect... the only way to describe RENT
Q is for questions, which are what people usually have while reading Harry Potter
R is for Ronald Weasley, the least attractive looking Weasley boy
S is for sex... I'm not even going to say anything...
T is for twincest... you know you like it ;)
U is for unicorn, the most real creature on earth
V is for very special, the best way to describe my best friend
W is for Wicked, you take a guess
X is for Xenophilius, Luna's daddy's name
Y is for YOU, the coolest person on earth
Z is for Zoo... where we all belong!!
You can email me at Jordiie-sweetiie@hotmail.com
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Jordiie: Alright so, I'm Jordiie... and I'm an alcoholic.
Studio audience: HI JORDIIE!
Jordiie: Haha... no.
So.. I am here today with Jude Feeney! Say hi Jude!
Jude: Hello hello!
Jordiie: drools
Jude: 'scuse me. D'you think that we could get a napkin?
Filmcrew: drool
Jude: Oh geese.
Jordiie: Don't you mean jeez?
Jude: I guess that geese are pretty cool
Jordiie: So are meese.
Jude: Yes, that they are. Wanna get high?
Jordiie: With a little help from your friends?
Jude: DUDE!
Jordiie: JUDE!
Prudence: PRUDE!
Jordiie: SHUT UP! whacks Prudence in the face with a frying pan
Jude: Anyways... don't kill me with a frying pan.
Jordiie: I won't if you'll be mine forever and ever and ever.
Jude:groans fine.
Jordiie: YAY! SCREW YOU NORA! HE'S MINE!
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