| Kawaii-babi |
Author has written 55 stories for RENT, CSI: Miami, CSI: New York, House, M.D., South Park, Harry Potter, Sweeney Todd, Across the Universe, Life With Derek, Camp Rock, and Twilight. Kawaii-Babi's Biography, written by JK Rowling & Stephanie Meyer: In her insane curlyness and beard so magnificent, Kawaii-Babi makes even Professor Dumbledore jealous and ponder how she does it. Though she may deny it, Kawaii-babi is unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Jackson Rathbone, Hugh Jackman, Johnny Depp, Joe Jonas, James McAvoy, Josh Ramsay, Tom Felton, Hugh Jackman, Jim Parsons, James Phelps, Oliver Phelps, Jim Sturgess, Robert Pattinson, Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and the hot blonde surfer guy from TMZ. She is an extremely creative being. In her spare time, she likes watching movies, baking, singing, dancing and writing. Kawaii-babi is an extremely rare and peculiar type of human being, prefering to be herself as opposed to trying to be like everyone else. Her favorite colours are yellow, green and blue. She loves writing for both the Twilight and Camp Rock categories, but may eventually return to writing Harry Potter, RENT and CSI: NY. Kawaii-babi is currently single, because her now ex-boyfriend stood her up when she was supposed to go see Transformers with her. To any and all guys between the ages of 16-25, she's available, but not super desperate. QUALIFICATIONS: Motto: When life gets you down, you know what you gotta do? Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming, what do we do? We swim swim swim! Favourite Videogames: Guitar Hero, Rock Band Favourite Movies: X2, Lords of Dogtown, Across the Universe, BASEketball, Twilight, Hot Rod Favourite Books: Twilight, Eclipse, Harry Potter, Night Favourite TV Shows: SNL, Big Bang Theory, 2 and a Half Men, CSI: NY Favourite Song From A Movie: Why Don't We Do It In The Road- Dana Fuchs- Across the Universe Favourite Music From A Videogame: Dammit- Blink 182- Guitar Hero World Tour Favourite Manga:Inuyasha Funniest Moment Playing Videogames: My friend was playing guitar hero, and when he plays, he thrusts his hips and dances like crazy... he also sings along. So, I recorded him Likes: Music, Singing, Writing, Dancing, Long walks on the beach Dislikes:Heights, spiders, Amanda C (bitchstick), clowns, fakers. Worst Experience Ever: My grade 8 boyfriend. He was a jerk. He busted the lock on my locker and I had to pay 12 for a replacement one. My grade 8 year was miserable. Thanks, douche Muse: Meryl Streep & Louise Chalmers RIP Michael Jackson Farrah Fawcett. Both amazing influences on the entertainment industry. You shall be missed. RIP Billy Mays... Oxiclean will never be the same without you. Sit back, grab some gin or any other drink that you enjoy drinking while reading, and enjoy my 'masterpieces'. | |||||||||
1. Miserable at BestAU. All Human. Edward leaves Bella, resulting in her alienating herself and becoming miserable. But, is it all so one-sided?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Published: 9-23-09 - Bella & Edward2. Lover Dearest, Don't Forget that I'm Loving You » reviewsThey've left Camp Rock, thinking that they had left all the drama behind them... but did they really? Of course they haven't! What story would be complete without drama? Sequel to 'If I Never See Your Face Again, I'd Die Happy'Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,105 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 9-22-09 - Published: 5-11-09 - Mitchie T. & Shane G.3. Mystery of the Missing Shoes reviewsMimi's lost her shoes! Oh no! Will the Bohemians ever figure out who took them?RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-19-09 - Mimi M. & Roger D. - Complete4. And Saturday Can Not Come Soon Enough reviewsSometimes, I wonder what my life would have been like if I had never met you. I know how absurd that may sound, but please hear me out.'Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-19-09 - Complete5. If I Never See You Again, I'd Die Happy » reviewsMitchie and Shane were best friends and neighbours, and then Mitchie moved away. Years later, they meet again at Camp Rock. Will they remember each other at all?Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 66,843 - Reviews: 1083 - Updated: 7-3-09 - Published: 8-14-08 - Mitchie T. & Shane G.6. Shuffle Challenge » reviewsI had to do this... Just a bunch of songs with stories and blah blah, you know how it goes... Most are smitchie!Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-2-09 - Published: 10-9-08 - Shane G. & Mitchie T. - Complete7. Yellow Butterfly reviewsWere the angels that lonely? Couldn't they suffice for anybody else? There's a tragedy in the Cullens' lives. Rated for languageTwilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-5-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete8. The 7 Things I Like About You reviewsYour hair, your eyes, your old levis... Bella explains the 7 things she likes about Edward... Story is MUCH better than the songTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-27-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete9. Skin ID: 14 46 32 reviewsEdward tries to find out his skin ID... if he even has one. Does he?Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-29-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete10. Something Old something new something borrowed som reviewsCould be future oneshot for If I Never See Your Face Again, I'd Die Happy. It's hours before Smitchie's wedding, and Mitchie's trying to get ready for it.Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-13-08 - Mitchie T. & Caitlyn G. - Complete11. High Heels, Red Dress reviewsThere are many reasons NOT to play Truth or Dare with Shane, and this is one of them.Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 10-15-08 - Jason & Shane G. - Complete12. Inked reviewsWho knew that sharpies could do so much? Jason X OC SadieCamp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-13-08 - Jason - Complete13. When you give a hyper author a computer reviewsTOTAL PARODY! Be warned, Camp Rock lovers, you may hate me after this! Shane cleans his fishbowl and then something happens, but WHAT? RANDOM STUFF, THAT'S WHAT!Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-25-08 - Complete14. Every Sperm is Sacred reviewsNate and Jason have a little 'talk' of sorts. Incest is not a sin, people! Jate... Don;t like the pairing, don't readCamp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-25-08 - Jason & Nate - Complete15. Michelle » reviewsA young, beaten up woman comes to move in with our favorite characters and catches the eye of a certain blonde male. Will sparks fly, or will punches? I'm not telling you. Read and find out. btw... It's POST-ATUAcross the Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-23-08 - Published: 4-11-0816. Roger's Blue Banana » reviewsCo written with Breathe From Your Hoo Hoo. Roger and Mark don't remember what happened last night at the Rocky Horror Picture Show... what are they gonna do? Read and find out! HIATUS!RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,058 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-23-08 - Published: 2-15-08 - Mark C. & Roger D.17. 10 Little Drabbles, 10 Little Songs » reviewsSo, I know that I will not get tagged for the Ipod Challenge thingy... so... I tag myself: I was bored... so yeah... r&r... some of them are actually cute. DaseyLife With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-4-08 - Published: 7-2-08 - Complete18. Someone Stole a Cookie From The Cookie Jar reviewsBased on the famous bus game. Someone stole a cookie and Edwin tries to find out who. Reviews are welcome, good or bad. Review and you get the stolen cookie!Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-29-08 - Complete19. Casey's Mom reviewsSo, we've all heard the song 'Stacy's Mom' well... Derek has a thing for CASEY'S mom. Told from Derek's POV... Songfic... yadda yadda yadda... disclaimer inside...Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-21-08 - Complete20. Poke reviewsWhen the CSIs are in high school, and their normal teacher is replaced by the nurse, how will they cope with some sex ed?CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-12-08 - Danny M. & Lindsay M. - Complete21. POLYJUICE! reviewsNo, I did not put this in the wrong category. Max and Jude try to find a way to do something that's too mature to put in a summaryAcross the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-2-08 - Complete22. 41 Ways To Get Rid Of Max’s Atrocious Moustache reviewsA list of ways to get rid of Max's big stupid moustache. Some are silly, some are serious, all are slightly funny in some twisted wayAcross the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-21-08 - Complete23. Pixie Fairy reviewsJude hits Max on the head with a golf ball and Max goes all wonky... uh oh! What'll happen? If you read, you'll find outAcross the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-5-08 - Complete24. Now I Know My ABCs » reviewsA bunch of little shorts with every letter of the alphabet... and of course, South ParkSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 3-31-08 - Published: 10-10-0725. Not A Mistake, A Technicality » reviewsWhat would happen if Luke Blade got off on a technicality? And what happens when he meets Flack's little sister? Will sparks fly? Rating MAY change... key word... MAY! Better than it sounds... I promise!CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 8-7-07 - Don F.26. We're reviewsMark and Roger have some exciting news for everyone... oh what could it be? Birthday present to Breathe From Your Hoo HooRENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-10-08 - Mark C. & Roger D. - Complete27. Johanna Senses reviewsAnthony's Johanna senses are tingling! Oh, what's a striping young lad such as himself supposed to do? PURE CRACKFIC!Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-9-08 - Complete28. Dear Journal reviewsToby writes in his Journal about his day... TobyXPirelli... Kind of almost smutty. You have been warned. Written for Michelle BergerSweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-30-08 - Complete29. I Feel Pretty reviewsJust a little thought that me and my friend had when we were talking about Sweeney Todd. SONGFIC. First Sweeney fic... you don't have to be nice if you dont wannaSweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-22-08 - Complete30. Urges reviewsHarry talks to Ron about his 'urge' to do a certain something... written with friend, Bemily. Please R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-3-08 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete31. Hots For Justin Timberlake reviewsDanny gets a little self conscious while watching the ever so famous SNL skit... better than it sounds... I PROMISE! DL all the way! Oh what fun it is to write about Danny and Lindsay today!CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-19-07 - Danny M. & Lindsay M. - Complete32. Guardian Angel reviewsShe’s gonna be there for your first word, first step, first booboo, first everything. She’s gonna be you’re guardian angel.' CHARACTER DEATHCSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-3-07 - Danny M. - Complete33. The Life and Times of Evangeline Messer » reviewsMor exciting than the title. it's a bunch of stories about what happens in Danny and Lindsay's lifes when they have a daughter... tres funny... rated for chapter 1... stupid Flack... Sequel to Truth, Dare, Double dare, Promise to repeat, Rainbow?CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,272 - Reviews: 266 - Updated: 11-14-07 - Published: 3-4-07 - Danny M. & Lindsay M. - Complete34. I Want You Suck My Balls reviewsTakes place during Imaginationland, part 1. Cartman wants Kyle to suck his balls... Song from Across The Universe SoundtrackSouth Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-14-07 - Eric Cartman - Complete35. The Mysterious Ticking Noise reviewsYou all know the famous Potter Puppet Pals skit, now, here it is, CSI: NY version! Please R&R!CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 11-4-07 - Danny M. & Lindsay M. - Complete36. The Mystery of the Missing Pants reviewsRoger's pants went missing... What's a guy to do? Kind of a sequel to the sparkle mystery. Dedicated to BreathefromyourhoohooRENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-13-07 - Roger D. & Mimi M. - Complete37. The Mystery Of The Missing Sparkles reviewsMark lost his sparkles... oh where in the world can they be? Dedicated to my dear friend, Nikki, aka Sparkles. ONESHOTRENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-13-07 - Mark C. & Roger D. - Complete38. We Wish You A Merry Pipmas reviewsPip usually never has anything or anyone for Christmas, but this year might be different. DAMIENXPIP slight OOC, rated to be safeSouth Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-11-07 - Pip P. & Satan - Complete39. Movies Pineapple Popcorn and Pip do Not Mix reviewsBasically, everyone goes to Cartman's house to see HSM2.... better than it sounds... rated for languageSouth Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-25-07 - Eric Cartman & Stan M. - Complete40. Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person reviewsHouse gets a suprise visit from an aquaintance and they have a battle of wits... who will win? The phsycho person of course! PS THEY'RE BOTH PHSYCHOHouse, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-22-07 - G. House - Complete41. Meeting Montana » reviewsFirst in the Montana series. Co written with MesserMontana4ever. Lindsay goes on a trip to New York and gets left behind. What's a girl to do? Slightly AU and of course... DL ALL THE WAY! Takes place in 1994CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,739 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-26-07 - Published: 6-2-07 - Danny M. & Lindsay M.42. Bacon Cheeseburger Without The Bacon reviewsEver been stressed at a McDonalds? Then this is the fic for you! Better than it sounds...CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-30-07 - Don F. - Complete43. Behind Closed Doors reviewsWhat happens behind Danny & Lindsay's closed bedroom door? That's what Stella'd like to know...CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-27-07 - Lindsay M. & Danny M. - Complete44. Deleted Scenes reviewsThese are the deleted scenes of The Life and Times of Evangeline Messer... you might not get it if you haven't read The Life and Times of Evangeline MesserCSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-27-07 - Danny M. & Lindsay M.45. Truth Dare Double Dare Promise to repeat Rainbow? » reviewsTruth Dare Double Dare Promise to repeat Rainbow? That is the question. A game of truth or dare gone wrong. DL of course. Kind of a sequel to 'Stuck in the Elevator Shaft' but you'll get this even if you haven't read it yet... rated for languageCSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-24-07 - Published: 3-29-07 - Danny M. & Lindsay M. - Complete46. My Dead Cat reviewsA little poem dedicated to my dead cat Matt, who will never be forgotten. I LOVE YOU MATT! Danny's POV.CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-16-07 - Danny M. - Complete47. Don't Flash That Stupid Smile reviewsSLASH! DannyFlack. Danny and Flack get into a fight and Danny decides to cool off with some music. Better than it soundsCSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-10-07 - Danny M. & Don F. - Complete48. MSN Talk 101 reviewsLindsay's confused. Danny gives her a little 'MSN talk 101' Danny's the teacher. Lindsay's the student. Studenteacher relationships are frowned upon. Let 'em frown. Better than it sounds. DL ONESHOTCSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-31-07 - Danny M. & Lindsay M. - Complete49. Cell Block Tango reviewsCrossover with CS: NY. It's basically the csi girl singing Cell Block Tango, from Chicago...CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-1-07 - Complete50. Stuck in the Elevator Shaft reviewsWhat would happen if Danny and Lindsay were stuck in an elevator shaft together? I don't know either. Basically, you have to read to find out. DL with a hint of SMackedCSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-12-07 - Published: 2-10-07 - Danny M. & Lindsay M. - Complete51. Mimi and the Spork » reviewsSo we all know the story of beauty and the beast, and RENT, but what happens when u melee them together with a spork, you get MIMI AND THE SPORK!RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-27-07 - Published: 9-29-06 - Mimi M. & Roger D.52. The Muffin Song reviewsSo we all know Sisqo's famous thong song... so what were to happen if Eric Delko, a muffin, and the Thong Song came into contact? Read and find out!CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-27-07 - Complete53. Elmo Knows » reviewsRoger buys a present for his niece and all hell breaks loose. what shall the bohemians do? COMPLETE!RENT - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 1-12-07 - Published: 12-24-06 - Roger D. - Complete54. Incomplete reviewsMimi dumped Roger for Collins and Roger finds a song while he's drunk and sings it! So0o0o0 RANDOM!RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-10-06 - Roger D. & Mark C. - Complete55. The Truth About Energy Bars reviewsCowritten by hippy.intellect. Roger finds a mysterious energy bar next to his bed. What shall happen? We do not know. Actually we do... but you don't! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-6-06 - Roger D. & Mark C. - Complete