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since: 11-30-05, id: 940991, Profile Updated: 09-04-08
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Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Book X-overs.

6.13.08 Woot Friday the 13th! Anyway... here's Hogwarts Meets FanFiction... wait for it... in GERMAN! (Thanks to Lily Witchcraft!) Merlin, it's like I'm branching out and taking over the world.

4.5.07 Check out the banner one of my friends made for In the Shadow of the Moon! I think it's clever. If the link doesn't work, PM me and I'll try to fix it. http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w139/varietygirl9143/Alex.jpg

~I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good~

I'm a teenage girl with a penchant for the unusual, although I'm frequently described as "weird."

I have a HUGE weakness for Kit Kat candy bars, which can best be described as an addiction.

I teach gymnastics.

My middle name should be trouble.

I am old enough to know better, and young enough to get away with it.

I am frequently labeled a humor-addict, just ask ALifeOfShadows

I don't really like green beans.

I'm one of the only people you'll ever meet who is capable of royally messing up brownies from a mix.

No honestly, I've done it before.

I do like cauliflower though.

I'm a Slytherin!

No clue on this one... -->

Harry Potter Personality Quiz by Pirate Monkeys Inc.

I scored as... Voldemort... :shudder:


It's September... and I haven't updated in ages.

Fic of the month: Hermione’s Hidden Baseball Passion by ellamalfoy8

“No! Second! Throw to second, you bloody moron!”

It combines two of my favorite things: baseball and Harry Potter. Could my world get any better?

Quote of the Month: "I'm worried about you." "Well that means you're sane."

~An anonymous adult, worrying about me. It's good to know I'm thought about.~


FAQs

All's Fair

All's Fair is now complete.

I hate your cliff hangers. ~You and me both.

Why do you keep not connecting the chapters? ~In the first chapter Blaise and Hermione were together. While they're not, even numbered chapters will be Hermione's POV and odd will be Blaise's. And yes, I did get off because I did two Blaise chapters in a row. I think I'm back on track though.

Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings: A Gollum Story

What were you smoking?! ~Unfortunately, it's not as easy as that. It's the combined effects of too much coffee the day before, staying up too late, and it being Monday morning.

The Secret Life of Argus Filch

What's with the Muggle weapons? ~Sorry, I can't answer that. You'd have to ask my brother. (he's I Own The Python's Cheese Shop)

Hogwarts Meets FanFiction

You are a strange, strange person... ~Yeah... sorry 'bout that.

What's with your obsession with technology? ~To be honest, I'm not really sure myself...

Ron... and an iPod? ~Brings to mind terribly funny mental images doesn't it? Well, at least for me it does.

Condensed Fellowship of the Ring

Um... sequel? ~Is now posted! Yay me! I will be reformating because apparently, people don't like the format it's in now. boo.

General

So do you ever update? ~Not regularly. I feel terrible about not doing so. But I'm a perfectionist/procrastinator mix, so that explains some of it. Plus I get bored easily. I've also gotten really busy lately and so I have zero time to devote to my fics. I'm trying though! Please don't give up on me!

If you have any other questions about any of my fics, including ones not listed here, feel free to PM me, nothing pleases me more than getting random PMs from perfect strangers! Kidding, of course. But still, feel free to PM me.


Gotta love: http://us.mms.com/us/fungames/tv/play_mov.jsp?movieid=mms_row_spotMed_Prog001

http://www.addictinggames.com/blackknight.html (black knight game)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM (for all you musicians)

http://www.theorlandobloomfiles.com/amusement/secretdiaries.html (the secret diaries of various characters from LotR, v. funny)


Currently Beta for:

Detentions by airuhkuh (aww, it's complete! great fic, go check it out! NOW!)

Harry Potter and the Bazooka of Doom by I own the Python's cheese shop (well actually I'm cowriting it AND beta'ing it)

Consorting with an Enigma by TakingBackSunday (the word 'amazing' comes to mind...)


So yeah, I think that's everything...

~vg

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1. Simply Put » reviews
A collection of extremely random summaries of any ship I feel like writing about. Feel free to put in a request. Warning: has caused massive bouts of quizzical look-itis.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 7-20-08 - Published: 6-25-08
2. All's Fair » reviews
COMPLETE “Granger! Listen to me: we’re in the middle of a war. The only way to ensure survival is to not get involved, to not get too close. That’s the best way.” Not DH compliant, postHBP, AU BZHG, previously All's Fair in Love and War
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,688 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 6-14-08 - Published: 11-28-06
3. The Adventures of Bobby the HouseElf » reviews
Quite frankly, Bobby is a house-elf. Written simply because I was bored. That and I hate when people make house-elves stupid... Includes spastic house-elves, dull forks, a lethal SPEW button, Pimp My Office, and craziness.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 1-21-08
4. In the Shadow of the Moon » reviews
Joint fic: “Such a smart girl,” he whispered, sounding condescending, “your parents most have been so proud. Tell me, my dear, would you like to see them again? As you remember them?” He raised his arm, his eyes raging with a look of craving for blood.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,716 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 1-31-07
5. Hogwarts meets FanFiction » reviews
random, crazy, the internet and not just fanfiction anymore! do i honestly need to say anything more? title's selfexplanitory. rated 'T' for graphic randomness... OOCness. major silliness! r&r
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,001 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 12-18-07 - Published: 2-28-06
6. The Secret Life of Argus Filch » reviews
by my brother... Argus Filch has dangerous secrets and only you, dear reader, can uncover them! Have fun. NO FLAMES! done in the form of a mission log, most of the time.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-26-07 - Published: 2-12-06
7. Absolutely Nothing, Really reviews
In which Draco and Blaise discuss nothing and everything. chock full of odd insults, graphic randomness, and strangely logical nonsense. OOCness, duh. r&r!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-7-06 - Published: 11-18-06
8. The Death of the Dark Lord » reviews
In which I successfully kill off everyone's fav DL in 2 chapters. lots of OOCness, but in my usual way! weird, I know, but hey, I was bored. what else is a girl to do? please r&r. COMPLETE.ly random.!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-19-06 - Published: 10-16-06
9. Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings: A Gollum Story reviews
an HPLOTR crossover. actually an essay i wrote in my English class. scary? yeah. random? yeah. funny? apparently. was told i need therapy.... well that's obvious!
Complete - Book X-overs - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-16-06 - Published: 10-16-06
10. A Rare Taste For Brandy reviews
[ON HOLD!] Marauders era. their last hogsmede trip. sad goodbyes and obsessive bum staring. JPxLE eventually. R&R! rated for later chapters, i think. OOCness on Lily's part... not so much for the Marauders....
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-5-06 - Published: 8-5-06
11. Condensed Fellowship of the Ring reviews
The First of Three! Our heroes are stuck being... well, heroes. Pippin likes shiny things! Sam hasn't got a clue about anything! Merry likes BLTs! Frodo must put up with them all! Random. [UNDERGOING INTENSE HUMOR RECONSTRUCTION]
Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-11-06 - Published: 4-11-06