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Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Book X-overs. 6.13.08 Woot Friday the 13th! Anyway... here's Hogwarts Meets FanFiction... wait for it... in GERMAN! (Thanks to Lily Witchcraft!) Merlin, it's like I'm branching out and taking over the world. 4.5.07 Check out the banner one of my friends made for In the Shadow of the Moon! I think it's clever. If the link doesn't work, PM me and I'll try to fix it. http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w139/varietygirl9143/Alex.jpg ~I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good~ I'm a teenage girl with a penchant for the unusual, although I'm frequently described as "weird." I have a HUGE weakness for Kit Kat candy bars, which can best be described as an addiction. I teach gymnastics. My middle name should be trouble. I am old enough to know better, and young enough to get away with it. I am frequently labeled a humor-addict, just ask ALifeOfShadows I don't really like green beans. I'm one of the only people you'll ever meet who is capable of royally messing up brownies from a mix. No honestly, I've done it before. I do like cauliflower though. No clue on this one... --> Harry Potter Personality Quiz by Pirate Monkeys Inc. I scored as... Voldemort... :shudder: It's April... almost done with school! Fic of the month: Once Upon A Thyme by zensho Ok, in all honesty, disregard everything I've ever said about finding "the best fic in the world," because I hadn't. Until now. It's completely and totally awesomely amazing. Read it. Quote of the Month: "You're naughty all the time." "Quite right." ~one of my friends and me, trying to collab on a story. it really wasn't working... it kept ending with the main character stripping of her dress and dancing around in her panties.~ FAQs Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings: A Gollum Story What were you smoking?! ~Unfortunately, it's not as easy as that. It's the combined effects of too much coffee the day before, staying up too late, and it being Monday morning. Simply Put So... what exactly is it? ~It's exactly what it sounds like! The simplistic take on Harry Potter ships. Courtesy of moi. Why? ~Because I felt it had to be done. That and I was bored. Will I like it? ~Well, as I'm not you, I really don't know. But if you like parodies, humor, Harry Potter, sarcasm, and general randomness, than yes. You should like it. Hogwarts Meets FanFiction You are a strange, strange person... ~Yeah... sorry 'bout that. What's with your obsession with technology? ~To be honest, I'm not really sure myself... Ron... and an iPod? ~Brings to mind terribly funny mental images doesn't it? Well, at least for me it does. Condensed Fellowship of the Ring Um... sequel? ~Is now posted! Yay me! I will be reformating because apparently, people don't like the format it's in now. boo. General So do you ever update? ~Not regularly. I feel terrible about not doing so. But I'm a perfectionist/procrastinator mix, so that explains some of it. Plus I get bored easily. I've also gotten really busy lately and so I have zero time to devote to my fics. I'm trying though! Please don't give up on me! If you have any other questions about any of my fics, including ones not listed here, feel free to PM me, nothing pleases me more than getting random PMs from perfect strangers! Kidding, of course. But still, feel free to PM me. Currently Beta for: Detentions by airuhkuh (aww, it's complete! great fic, go check it out! NOW!) Harry Potter and the Bazooka of Doom by I own the Python's cheese shop (well actually I'm cowriting it AND beta'ing it) Consorting with an Enigma by TakingBackSunday (the word 'amazing' comes to mind...) So yeah, I think that's everything... ~vg | |||||||||||||
1. Simply Put » reviewsA collection of extremely random summaries of any ship I feel like writing about. Feel free to put in a request. Warning: has caused massive bouts of quizzical look-itis.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 9-1-09 - Published: 6-25-082. All's Fair » reviewsCOMPLETE “Granger! Listen to me: we’re in the middle of a war. The only way to ensure survival is to not get involved, to not get too close. That’s the best way.” Not DH compliant, postHBP, AU BZHG, previously All's Fair in Love and WarHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,688 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 6-14-08 - Published: 11-28-06 - Blaise Z. & Hermione G. - Complete3. The Adventures of Bobby the HouseElf » reviewsQuite frankly, Bobby is a house-elf. Written simply because I was bored. That and I hate when people make house-elves stupid... Includes spastic house-elves, dull forks, a lethal SPEW button, Pimp My Office, and craziness.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 1-21-08 - OC4. In the Shadow of the Moon » reviewsJoint fic: “Such a smart girl,” he whispered, sounding condescending, “your parents most have been so proud. Tell me, my dear, would you like to see them again? As you remember them?” He raised his arm, his eyes raging with a look of craving for blood.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,716 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 1-31-07 - OC5. Hogwarts meets FanFiction » reviewsrandom, crazy, the internet and not just fanfiction anymore! do i honestly need to say anything more? title's selfexplanitory. rated 'T' for graphic randomness... OOCness. major silliness! r&rHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,001 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 12-18-07 - Published: 2-28-06 - Hermione G. & Ginny W.6. The Secret Life of Argus Filch » reviewsby my brother... Argus Filch has dangerous secrets and only you, dear reader, can uncover them! Have fun. NO FLAMES! done in the form of a mission log, most of the time.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-26-07 - Published: 2-12-06 - Argus F.7. Absolutely Nothing, Really reviewsIn which Draco and Blaise discuss nothing and everything. chock full of odd insults, graphic randomness, and strangely logical nonsense. OOCness, duh. r&r!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-7-06 - Published: 11-18-06 - Draco M. & Blaise Z.8. The Death of the Dark Lord » reviewsIn which I successfully kill off everyone's fav DL in 2 chapters. lots of OOCness, but in my usual way! weird, I know, but hey, I was bored. what else is a girl to do? please r&r. COMPLETE.ly random.!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-19-06 - Published: 10-16-06 - Voldemort - Complete9. Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings: A Gollum Story reviewsan HPLOTR crossover. actually an essay i wrote in my English class. scary? yeah. random? yeah. funny? apparently. was told i need therapy.... well that's obvious!Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-16-06 - Complete10. A Rare Taste For Brandy reviews[ON HOLD!] Marauders era. their last hogsmede trip. sad goodbyes and obsessive bum staring. JPxLE eventually. R&R! rated for later chapters, i think. OOCness on Lily's part... not so much for the Marauders....Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-5-0611. Condensed Fellowship of the Ring reviewsThe First of Three! Our heroes are stuck being... well, heroes. Pippin likes shiny things! Sam hasn't got a clue about anything! Merry likes BLTs! Frodo must put up with them all! Random. [UNDERGOING INTENSE HUMOR RECONSTRUCTION]Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-11-06 - Complete
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