Name: Sophie

Sex: Female

Country:United Kingdom

Loves: all anime (cant name them all, and some i cant spell...), Yaoi, Shounen ai, a lil' bit of Yuri, Painting, Drawing, Reading/writing Fan Fiction. Reading in general.

Hates: summer,those pop-up ads, like when your trying to read/do something and they just appear! Maths! Homework! MarySue's !

I love reading fanfictions, but if I havent heard of the Fandom or if I have never watched/read/played it, then in all honesty, I wont bother reading it, because I wouldnt be able to give a decent review, because of my lack of knowledge of the Fandom. So if you write stories and I dont review them, dont be offended. It's not you, it's me. n.n

I've reviewed lots of stories!! YAY!!

I've updated 'Flour Babies!' !! YAY!! finally...(twice in one year? i must be ill XD )

Oh! and I have promised another author that I would ask people to read one of their stories. It's called 'The Strangest Thing' and its by No one and Nobody.

Heres the link http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3510029/1/ (i forgot to add it to my fav story list -is ashamed of self-) go read and review it! its brilliant! its got an unusual pairing, and the fandom is Ouran High school Host Club

BUT! be warned, it is a lemon and is YAOI!(boy x boy action) so if you dont like stuff like that, dont read it, I dont want complaints from the author that they got flames because of its content.

However, if you like that kind of stuff, go ahead and read, its written really well, even though there are a few grammer mistakes (author couldnt get in touch with the beta person). Enjoy!

My First Real Flamer- Flame Rising here is what they put for my newest fic:

"Congratulations. You are the official proof that people with more teeth than brain cells shouldn’t breed with each other.

Or at all.

What the fuck was going through your douched-up mind when you posted this? That maybe a caravan of inbred clowns would stumble upon it and like it? Because they’d probably be the only ones to overlook the fact that you’ve told the English language to go into a corner, pull down its pants and grab its ankles.

Or, hell, maybe that was insulting to inbred clowns everywhere.

Now, why don’t you do a favor to those clowns, and the rest of humanity, and play 52 card pick up on a freeway if you're ever tempted to post anything ever again. And, uh, make sure it’s during rush hour.

Yes?

Good?

Phe-fucking-nomenal.

F/R"

I didnt know people could get high making other people feel like shit, so thank you Flame Rising. Your comments are appreciated so much.

However it did make me laugh after awhile, so I have put it up here to share. If your stories have ever been as bad as mine, or if you have recieved a flame like this, PM me, I wanna know what else they put in other people's reviews.

The following has been copy and pasted from Animus Of Lacuna's account;

If you like pie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate 'Flame Rising' and all his other accounts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that your are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

Rock 'n' roll's still alive! It will never be replaced by hip-hop and rap no matter how much those guys try to convince us they're better! If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile for the sake of rock 'n' rollers like me!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. (Not Fmale Rnisig )

cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if
you can raed this psas it on !!

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Ah, all for good fun n.n