I'm known as Crystal Lion normally, and talk to me to find my real name. I am young but they say my mind is older. I like plenty of things, and especially parodying them but my parodies are obvious ones. I like many a pun in a title. I was born on the twenty-eighth of November. I have short black hair and nearly black eyes.

My roleplaying characters usually are named '-Non-human thing here.- Lion' if they are girls. For boys, it depends on the type of game.

My favorite cartoons are usually by Disney, but I feel their recent cartoon movies are somewhat uninteresting. I like Jungle Cubs, The Lion King, Robin Hood and the Jungle Book.

Arrr, I wish to mock skimpily dressed anime girls by cosplaying as one of the Sailor Senshi/Kagome on IMVU and doing a samba. What an idea!

My newest idea is a parody of Sasu/Naru slash fics out there. The title is in my opinion, very silly, and the plot sillier still.

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I have a DA account, fear my drawings. Heh.

1.Do you play AQ a lot?
Yeah! I have a Guardian character by the name of Crystal Lion and two Adventurer characters named Lord Of Ice and Shadow Lion.

2. Do you and Hudzon really bicker alot?
Oh no. I just did that for fic purposes.

3.Does Crystal really have a crush on Patrick?
Admittedly, yes. But he got the feelings for her first!

4.Does Wendy really like Krathan?
Yes, but she wants him to become her friend. And just because she is blonde doesn't mean that you can pick on her! And her name is Wendy the Wise, therefore she is not a dunce! Plus the fact that she is one of my friends. I still have no idea where the blondes=stupid girls myth came from.

5.Eh? How come the lion is a Guardian in Part 7 all of a sudden?
Because I got chosen when I almost finished writing Part 6 and started on Part 7. As it was a sudden change, I didn't have a good transistion for Crystal from an Adventurer to a Guardian.

6.OMG! Crystal Lion is an emo girl!1!1!1
SHE IS NOT! Just because she has long black hair doesn't mean that she's emo. Have you ever seen her yelling 'Goodbye world!'? NO! Because she is actually happy underneath that air of uptightness and mystery that surrounds her (And charms guys, which may be a good thing, but she doesn't want to get laid. Ever since that Eurasian mudblood incident. And FYI, she never has been laid nor does she want to be.)

7.How exactly does Crystal charm people? Does she wear short clothes or have a big bust?
Stop being silly! In Lore, a short skirt would severely disadvantage a girl in combat. Except for the Avenger short skirt. And having a big bust will also disadvantage her. I presume that her behaviour and pretty face is what charms people as most of the citizens of Battleon are serious and mature. Save for the occasional bickering...

8.Why isn't Crystal a vampire? Many pretty girls joined Queen Safiria.
If I did make her join the vamps, she'd be considered only as a medicore beauty and rather corny. I think that werewolves are for girls that appreciate nature and like to be different. People would most likely think she's very pretty since she's a werewolf although she looks like a vampire with black hair and black eyes.

9.What inspired this series anyway?
I was watching Jungle Cubs and decided to write a parody, using Crystal Lion and the gang. Recently, I have somewhat original ideas like the retaliation of the Cinder Lycans, which would ruin Crystal's voice and make it very harsh, but that one won't be coming for a long time.

10.Who are the couples in this story?
Crystal Lion/Guardian Patrick and Lord of Ice/Artemis Brightfire. Oh, and Crystal doesn't have the heart to scold her deepest crush. She's betrothed to him in 'The Diplomats of Lore'.

1.Whose voice laughed mockingly from the ball?
You'll know when the time's right.

2.Why do the people of Lore hate Gielinorians so much?
A long time ago, people from Gielinor arrived in Lore. but they behaved so badly that they were chased out. The hate was cast for all eternity and the extremists now chase out every single Gielinorian, regardless of the poor fellow's behaviour. And also, they decided that to strengthen their anti Gielinorian agenda, they must say that everything about Gielinor is awful, but I think that the scenery is nice in all reality.

3.What's up with Artix in 'Achoo achoo achoo!'?
He's sick. With a sneezing fit.

4.Your story isn't logical because Artix can't rule all of Lore. Lore is very big!
It's a satire that illustrates the consequences of discrimination. So it incoporates some facts about the AQ npcs that are in real life. And Artix(Adam Bohn) was the one who decided to make AQ in the first place.

5.What's wrong with being a Gielinorian? By Darkness Knight.
Nothing's wrong, nothing. It's just that in the Battleon forums, if someone asks a question regarding RS, he/she will be flamed to no end. This situation is the sort of background for my story. Lots of prejudice, you could say.

6.You said that Crystal would eventually get her voice ruined in TYA. Is her voice still harsh in the Diplomats of Lore?
Well, yes. Her voice is going to be harsh for the rest of her life after 'The cinder lycans strike back.' Don't want to spoil too much though. Just wait for it.

7.What quote would you put for this story if it ever became a movie/tv series?
"In a world where Java based realms are hated, there are noble spirits whose efforts have been wasted, as everyone else is nasty to them."-I made this up, and it suits the sentimenties of the Runescape players. When they mention it in other gaming forums, they are disliked and flamed to no end. One of the Archknights on the Battleon forums said I am very brave to write this tale.

1.What on earth is going on in this story!?
A parody of slash fics like I mentioned above. But this time, Naruto is really a girl from the beginning. She is in a small group i.e. Kakashi, Shikamaru, Sakura(She's not a fangirl in this fiction.) and Neji.

2.Seems that you have to make a BIG personality change.
Yeah, but they have varying degrees of change. Kakashi doesn't need much, but Sakura has a radical change to fit this fic. So do Neji and Naruto.

3.Who's chasing her?
Sasuke, and he's a big pervert here. But first, it's a series of short stories like TYA and eventually will build up to the main point of the story.

4.How much do the characters change and which of the TYA gang do they correspond with?
Naruto Uzamaki-Crystal Lion.(Naruto OOC, female.)
Sasuke Uchiha-Guardian Patrick(Both OOC.)
Kakashi Hatake-Lord of Ice.(Kakashi's younger and not perverted.)
Shikamaru Nara-Hudzon Hawk.(Shika's still a lazybones, but not sarcastic.)
Sakura Haruno-Megami.(Sakura doesn't fawn over Sasuke anymore.)
Neji Hyuuga-Skye Sharpe.(Neji's still stuck up and babbling about fate, but he's not so mean.)
There is no corresponding role for Twilly, since many don't consider him an official member.

5.You're really crazy.
That's true, and I love making parodies of what I like and dislike.

6.What's the link to continue the story?
Here. Click the advertisements if you like the story. Rape of the Kitsune.