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Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Corpse Bride, Inheritance Cycle, X-Men: The Movie, and Nightmare Before Christmas. Hey this was LIVEFORTHEWORLD, now Bella the Enchantress. I hope you read my various stories which include: We who are about to die, salute you (3) A Little Less than 50 things not to do at Hogwarts (18) You know you read too much HP when: (33) Our Time Now (3) Where are they now? (4) Die Snape!! Die!! (3) The Radicals (2) Reported Stories: Things HP would never say II 50 things Voldy did to console Snape 50 things not to do at Hogwarts (A/N: I'm upset that they reported the story because of the small bit of "chat speak" in my author notes of the first 3 chaps. But oh well, it was completed and many people had fun reading it.) Completed stories 50 things not to do at Hogwarts Way to Annoy Snape Things Ive Learnt from AWE A Very Happy Birthday Things HP would never say Things Corpse Bride would never say Ways to Annoy Voldemort Things Xmen would never say Things PotC would never say You know your obsessed with PotC when: Things Eragon would never say Things to never say to Voldy Die Harry!! Die!! Small Things About Me Fav: 1) Movie: HP and OotP, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, The Dark Knight, Eagle Eye, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Twilight 2) Books (i read alot): HP Series, Chronicles of Narnia Series, Series of Unfortunate Events Series, the Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Inheritance Cycle, Gossip Girl Series, Digital Fortress, 1408, Beowulf, 30 Days of Night, the Mist, the Spiderwick Chronicles, Jumper, The Rats Trilogy (least i think its a trilogy), Tales of Beedle the Bard, Twilight Series 3) Listening to: Apologize - One Republic (feat. Timbaland), Swing - Savage, Permanent - David Cook, No Surprise - Chris Daughtry, Silly Boy - Rihanna feat. Lady Gaga 4) Fav Artists: One Republic, MCR, The Fray, AAR, Lil Wayne, Chris Daughtry, David Cook 5) Interests: BOYS!! Swimming, playing the piano, drawing, surfing the net, talking online, going the movies, sleeping and eating N/B: 5/22: Tons have happened since then. Broke up with the boy at the end of Jan cuz of stuff with another boy. Took back the first boy. Drama with friends. And now am in my finals and external exams. So ya rite at this moment am very stressed though the exams are almost finishing. Also, I rediscovered, before the release of the "Angels and Demons" movie, the existence of ambigrams so Ive been going ambigram crazy. Theyre really cool. You can check my deviant page (http:// alyssialui. deviantart. com/ - without the spaces) for the one I did of my name, my aunts and one for ma mom. If you wanna buy one, message me and we'll strike a deal :p. Lates. Other: If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. Words to live by/ My fav quotes: All animals are created equal but some are more equal than others - Animal Farm, George Orwell (Thats my fav Lit school book quote) "You will add years to your life, but not life to your years." "life isn’t measured by the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away?"-Luna Lovegood, Into your Gravity by sockyferret | |||||||||||
1. Our Time Now » reviewsEveryone else has gone back in time and hooked up with someone: Hermione, Ginny, even Neville! What’s wrong with me? What am I not doing? Almost nothing to do with the PWT's songHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-27-08 - Published: 4-7-08 - Ron W. & OC2. Die Snape! Die! » reviewsWe're at it again, first Harry now Snapeypoo 0cringes0 What will happen? read to find out! Featuring Aiden and LianneHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-26-08 - Published: 10-7-07 - Severus S.3. The Radicals » reviewsStudents from an elite school get caught up in the evils of the world. It was bound to happen. Now they get sent to Hogwarts to help in the fight alongside the Marauders, against the growing threat that is Lord Voldemort. SB/OC, Lily/James, Remus/OC.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-26-08 - Published: 4-20-08 - Sirius B. & OC4. You know you read too much Hp when: » reviewsif you have ever had someone say you read too much Harry Potter this is the place for you. See if any of these actually happen to you. Most have happened to me. Others I thought would happen to others. ideas welcome. hope you find it funnyHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 35,895 - Reviews: 322 - Updated: 2-6-08 - Published: 1-14-075. Things to Never say to Voldy » reviewsWARNING: Only say these if you have a death wish. These will immediately get you at the wrong end of an Avada Kedavra. I hope you find it funny though. you have been warned. Ideas welcome. Also I got tons of these, so this wont finish soonHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,038 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 10-24-07 - Published: 1-14-07 - Voldemort6. Things I learnt from AWE » reviewsWARNING: SPOILERS! If you dont care about spoilers, then readPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,004 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 10-4-07 - Published: 5-29-07 - Complete7. Things Learnt from DHHarry Potter Series » reviewsAs the title says, its just like my Pirates one. Suggestions welcome. No flamesHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 10-2-07 - Published: 8-15-07 - Complete8. We who are about to die, salute you » reviewsThis is stories of the deaths of the Harry Potter series, from their PoV. Ranging from Dobby to Scrimgeour and everyone in between.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-2-07 - Published: 9-23-079. A little less than 50 things not to do at Hogwarts » reviewsSequel to 50 things not to do at Hogwarts. Everyones back and ready for the new school year and the new list :DHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,139 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-2-07 - Published: 10-20-0610. You know youre obsessed with PotC when: » reviewsJust like the Harry Potter one, the name says it all. All ideas are welcome. enjoyPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,316 - Reviews: 136 - Updated: 9-16-07 - Published: 1-31-07 - Complete11. Things that get you onthe wrong end of an AK spell » reviewsAs the title says. Some are mean. Some are funny. Its how you look at it. Please no flamesHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-9-07 - Published: 8-15-07 - Complete12. THINGS CORPSE BRIDE WOULD NEVER SAY! » reviewsi thought what other things could i make off of a great movie. then it hit me... Corpse Bride. hope you like itCorpse Bride - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 12,888 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 9-9-07 - Published: 1-14-07 - Complete13. Where are they now? » reviewsThis is the Where are they now? special for the HP characters you wanna hear more of. The epilogue didnt go into detail so i will supply you with my take on it. Currently up: Umbridge, Dean/Luna's marriage, the Dursleys, Augusta Longbottom. Writer's blockHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,998 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-17-07 - Published: 8-10-0714. Things HP characters wud neva say! » reviewsHeres another list of various situations, scenarios and statements taht the characters of the Potterverse would never utter from their mouths, JKRowling forbid. I hope you find it funnyHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 24,580 - Reviews: 172 - Updated: 8-10-07 - Published: 12-31-06 - Complete15. A Very Happy Birthday reviewsSnape comes to stay with Lily for the night. What will happen under the light of the mysterious glowing orb. Marauders Era.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-9-07 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete16. Things not to say or do at the AWE premiere » reviewsThese are things you shouldnt do but would be fun to do at the AWE premiere. Hope you pplz enjoy :DPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 8-8-07 - Published: 4-3-07 - Complete17. Things Jack Skellington would never say » reviewsFinally thought up some of these. Its because I never watched the movie, although I luved Jack. I jus thought he was sexci :D...Hope everyone luvs itNightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 8-2-07 - Published: 4-3-07 - Complete18. THINGS PotC would never say » reviewsHeres another one for those who know what I usually write. These are statements never heard uttered from the mouths of your favourite PotC characters. Hope you enjoy. Quick note: its gonna be short chaps, mayb a little break until my muse comes backPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 1-14-0719. DIE HARRY! DIE! » reviewshave you ever wondered why Voldy cant just kill Harry? Its not that hard. Heres my ways of killing off our favourite leading man. WARNING: Some persons may find the content of this story offensive.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,422 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-25-07 - Published: 1-30-07 - Harry P. - Complete20. Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort » reviewsi see tons of these all over the place. thought id post my own. ideas are welcomeHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-7-07 - Published: 1-14-07 - Voldemort - Complete21. Things Eragon would never say » reviewsthis is the next big thing. gotta cash in on it now. they will b short. all ideas are welcome. i hope you enjoy.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 2-7-07 - Published: 1-14-07 - Complete22. THINGS XMEN WOULD NEVER SAY » reviewsstatements never uttered from characters mouth... blah blah blah. i feel lazy now. just read it. Ideas are welcome. have funX-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-3-07 - Published: 2-2-07 - Complete23. Ways to Annoy Professor Snape reviewsthought he deserved at least some respect before i tear him up. ideas welcome. hope you enjoy. read my other things.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-14-07 - Severus S. - Complete