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since: 12-02-05, id: 941781, Profile edited: 07-21-08
Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Corpse Bride, Eragon, X-Men: The Movie, and Nightmare Before Christmas.

Hey this was jackskellingtonspumpkinqueen, now LIVEFORTHEWORLD. I hope you read my various stories which include:

We who are about to die, salute you (3)

A Little Less than 50 things not to do at Hogwarts (18)

You know you read too much HP when: (33)

Where are they now? (4)

Die Snape!! Die!! (3)

Reported Stories:

Things HP would never say II (6)

50 things Voldy did to console Snape

Completed stories

50 things not to do at Hogwarts

Way to Annoy Snape

Things Ive Learnt from AWE

A Very Happy Birthday

Things HP would never say

Things Corpse Bride would never say

Ways to Annoy Voldemort

Things Xmen would never say

Things PotC would never say

You know your obsessed with PotC when:

Things Eragon would never say

Things to never say to Voldy

Die Harry!! Die!!


Small Things About Me

Fav:

1) Movie: HP and OotP, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, X3, Batman Begins, Series of Unfortunate Events, Transformers, Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer

2) Books: HP Series, Chronicles of Narnia Series, Series of Unfortunate Events Series, the Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Eragon, Eldest, 1408, Beowulf, 30 Days of Night, the Mist, the Spiderwick Chronicles

3) Songs: Apologize - One Republic (feat. Timbaland), Love is Wicked - Brick & Lace, Crushcrushcrush - Paramore, Low - Flo Rida feat, TPain, Disturbia - Rihanna, Run the Show - Kat DeLuna feat. Busta

4) Artists: One Republic, Paramore, Three Days Grace, MCR, David Cook

5) Interests: BOYS!! Swimming, baking, drawing, surfin the net, going the movies, sleepin and eatin

N/B: 21/7 - so with the release of JKR's newest and selfishest book, i have a few ideas for the chap but havnt written anything yet. I also havnt written the other ideas, actually forgotten what they were but i wrote it down in my notebook. Then my laptop fell to the floor 2 days ago and hasnt been workin since. Every story i had was on it so now am a bit disoriented. ive forgotten where ive left off. This is also why all the people who asked to beta/review their stories havnt gotten any feedback. Ill do it but you'll jus hav 2 wait a bit.

Other:

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to Renaissance Fairs, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having
problems


Words to live by/ My fav quotes:

We're identical - Fred and George Weasley, HP:Deathly Hallows

What we see depends mainly upon what we are looking for - John Lubbock

All animals are created equal but some are more equal than others - Animal Farm, George Orwell (Thats my fav Lit school book quote)

Experience - that most brutal of teachers, but you learn, my god! do you learn! - C.S. Lewis

Experience is simply the names we give our mistakes - Oscar Widle

Life - no one gets out alive

"You will add years to your life, but not life to your years." "life isn’t measured by the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away?"-Luna Lovegood, Into your Gravity by sockyferret




1. Die Snape! Die! » reviews
We're at it again, first Harry now Snapeypoo 0cringes0 What will happen? read to find out! Featuring Aiden and Lianne
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-26-08 - Published: 10-7-07
2. SelfDiscovery » reviews
What happens when a pair of twins gets sucked into the adventure of Hogwarts? lets find out
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - Spanish - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-26-08 - Published: 4-20-08
3. Our Time Now » reviews
Everyone else has gone back in time and hooked up with someone: Hermione, Ginny, even Neville! What’s wrong with me? What am I not doing? Almost nothing to do with the PWT's song
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-12-08 - Published: 4-7-08
4. You know you read too much Hp when: » reviews
if you have ever had someone say you read too much Harry Potter this is the place for you. See if any of these actually happen to you. Most have happened to me. Others I thought would happen to others. ideas welcome. hope you find it funny
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 35,895 - Reviews: 318 - Updated: 2-6-08 - Published: 1-14-07
5. Things to Never say to Voldy » reviews
WARNING: Only say these if you have a death wish. These will immediately get you at the wrong end of an Avada Kedavra. I hope you find it funny though. you have been warned. Ideas welcome. Also I got tons of these, so this wont finish soon
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,038 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 10-24-07 - Published: 1-14-07
6. Things I learnt from AWE » reviews
WARNING: SPOILERS! If you dont care about spoilers, then read
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,004 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 10-4-07 - Published: 5-29-07
7. Things Learnt from DHHarry Potter Series » reviews
As the title says, its just like my Pirates one. Suggestions welcome. No flames
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 10-2-07 - Published: 8-15-07
8. We who are about to die, salute you » reviews
This is stories of the deaths of the Harry Potter series, from their PoV. Ranging from Dobby to Scrimgeour and everyone in between.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-2-07 - Published: 9-23-07
9. A little less than 50 things not to do at Hogwarts » reviews
Sequel to 50 things not to do at Hogwarts. Everyones back and ready for the new school year and the new list :D
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,139 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-2-07 - Published: 10-20-06
10. You know youre obsessed with PotC when: » reviews
Just like the Harry Potter one, the name says it all. All ideas are welcome. enjoy
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,316 - Reviews: 132 - Updated: 9-16-07 - Published: 1-31-07
11. Things that get you onthe wrong end of an AK spell » reviews
As the title says. Some are mean. Some are funny. Its how you look at it. Please no flames
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-9-07 - Published: 8-15-07
12. THINGS CORPSE BRIDE WOULD NEVER SAY! » reviews
i thought what other things could i make off of a great movie. then it hit me... Corpse Bride. hope you like it
Complete - Corpse Bride - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 12,888 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 9-9-07 - Published: 1-14-07
13. Where are they now? » reviews
This is the Where are they now? special for the HP characters you wanna hear more of. The epilogue didnt go into detail. AU for the reason that its my imagination, no one really knows what happened and im just the fanfic opportunity JKR gave everyone
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,998 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-17-07 - Published: 8-10-07
14. 50 things not to do at Hogwarts: the story » reviews
When two new gurls come to Hogwarts with a list of unlimited fun, who will they enlist to help them in their quest, the most trusted students at Hogwarts. AU 6th year. Including Harry, Ron, Herm, Neville, Luna, Ginny and the other cast.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 52 - Words: 62,412 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 8-15-07 - Published: 9-29-06
15. Things HP characters wud neva say! » reviews
Heres another list of various situations, scenarios and statements taht the characters of the Potterverse would never utter from their mouths, JKRowling forbid. I hope you find it funny
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 24,580 - Reviews: 171 - Updated: 8-10-07 - Published: 12-31-06
16. A Very Happy Birthday reviews
Snape comes to stay with Lily for the night. What will happen under the light of the mysterious glowing orb. Marauders Era.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-9-07 - Published: 8-9-07
17. Things not to say or do at the AWE premiere » reviews
These are things you shouldnt do but would be fun to do at the AWE premiere. Hope you pplz enjoy :D
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 8-8-07 - Published: 4-3-07
18. Things Jack Skellington would never say » reviews
Finally thought up some of these. Its because I never watched the movie, although I luved Jack. I jus thought he was sexci :D...Hope everyone luvs it
Complete - Nightmare Before Christmas - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 8-2-07 - Published: 4-3-07
19. THINGS PotC would never say » reviews
Heres another one for those who know what I usually write. These are statements never heard uttered from the mouths of your favourite PotC characters. Hope you enjoy. Quick note: its gonna be short chaps, mayb a little break until my muse comes back
Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 1-14-07
20. DIE HARRY! DIE! » reviews
have you ever wondered why Voldy cant just kill Harry? Its not that hard. Heres my ways of killing off our favourite leading man. WARNING: Some persons may find the content of this story offensive.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,422 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-25-07 - Published: 1-30-07
21. Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort » reviews
i see tons of these all over the place. thought id post my own. ideas are welcome
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-7-07 - Published: 1-14-07
22. Things Eragon would never say » reviews
this is the next big thing. gotta cash in on it now. they will b short. all ideas are welcome. i hope you enjoy.
Complete - Eragon - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 2-7-07 - Published: 1-14-07
23. THINGS XMEN WOULD NEVER SAY » reviews
statements never uttered from characters mouth... blah blah blah. i feel lazy now. just read it. Ideas are welcome. have fun
Complete - X-Men: The Movie - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-3-07 - Published: 2-2-07
24. Ways to Annoy Professor Snape reviews
thought he deserved at least some respect before i tear him up. ideas welcome. hope you enjoy. read my other things.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-14-07 - Published: 1-14-07
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