First off, YOU JUST LOST THE GAME. (Hah, evil, aren't I? Any one else have schools where that game is more common than herpes?)

12/19- Oh, boy. I think I've officially earned the title of the worst updater in the world. Seriously, my heart just wasn't into writing in anymore, as lame duck as that sounds. But it's true. However, I'm not going to lie, I've pretty busy. HIGH SCHOOL SUCKS. Heard that before? Anyways, winter break is only four days away, oh how I cannot wait any longer, and I'm planning to write A LOT, since I'm not going on vacation for the first time in like seven years? tear tear Blame it on the economy. I do miss writing though, I'm not going to lie, and I miss your reviews. Ultimately I miss fanfiction, and I've also been sort of afraid to come back. I wouldn't be surprised if i LOST all my fans, because I was a jerk and didn't write for more than half a year. I'll try to make it up to by writing lots, and plenty of muffins. (OH, YOU JUST THE LOST GAME AGAIN) I'm quite immature, I admit it.

Alright, well I guess that's my writing life. I'll try and update lots over winter break. However I need a place to vent. I hate high school with a fiery passion. It's kind of been like a rollercoaster. At first, I wanted to die, class sucked when it was 90 degrees out and no air conditioning, and then it got it a bit better, but not it sucks all over again. Mostly, my hate is directed towards Orchestra class. The teacher is a pmsing bitch, I'm not kidding. He has it out for me, always yelling at me for the simplest things. I quote him, "I don't care if I saw your hand, you still talked to quietly for me to hear your name." And a few of the upperclassmen in that class are complete well...I know they don't like freshman, but seriously grow up. You were a freshman, too. And, oh what?! You're a whole two/three years ahead of me? Congrats, you're older. But I think I'm most concerned with my grade in there. All grades are out of one hundred points, and we've had six assignments, I've gotten five one hundred percents, and one seventy percent, and my grade is a seventy-eight percent. Does that sound right? I don't think so. I really want to get on the honor roll this marking period. Hah, does that sound nerdy? Anyways yeah, READ AND REVIEW.

--How Green Are Green Crayons?

Name: Green Crayons or Danielle

Age: I'll give you a clue: it's a number.

Location: Red, white, blue, some stars, and stripes. Figure it out.

Politcal View: Let's just say I was dissapointed with Obama's win.

Favorite Quote: Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. -Robert Frost

I suck at updating quick, so yes, I don't update every other day, but i do try to do it at least once a week. I want to finish some stories so i can focus all of my attention on one or two and not nearly four. I do feel bad for those who enjoy certain stories that don't get updated frequently, but I promise, they'll be done someday. PATIENCE!!

--My obsessions and what i'd find pleasure in burning:

I'd die without: THE CAB (LISTEN TO THEM! THEY ARE AMAZING!), MY AMERICAN HEART, SING IT LOUD, THE ACADEMY IS... ALEX JOHNSON (AMAZING!AMAZING!AMAZING!), Fueled By Ramen bands, Teddy Geiger, Edward Cullen, James Potter, Sirius Black, and Rupert Grint, James and Oliver Phelps (Weasley Twins and there's TWO of them! xD) Harry Potter series, Twilight series, Teddy Geiger, The Classic Crime, BLG,Cartel, Paramore, Cobra Starship, A Change of Pace, The Spill Canvas, lots of bands, music, soccer, friends, writing, summer, winter, snowdays, no school, fanfiction, February 11, green crayons, green jello, overall lots of green things, my reviewers!

I'll die if they don't go away: Most of the Twilight cast, people who trash on Harry Potter (you can have your opinions but there is no reason to bash it), good ideas but poorly written stories, Emma Watson (she just annoys me and she's complaining about kissing Grint..are you kidding me?! school, teachers, flamers, people who dont like Rupert Grint, homework, gay pairings in Harry Potter, high school muscial (one was enough, and now two?! they're considering making a third one -please shoot me-)

--Relationships i wish i had and ones i hope die:

Loves, loves, loves: JAMES/LILY (they're my favorite), Tonks/Lupin, Sirius/OC (must be a girl and she must be original, not MarySue-Like At All ), Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Ron(they're "eh", i dont like Hermione all that much) and recently i started like Andromeda/Ted even though we don't know a lot about them (thats what fanfiction is for!) I like Snape in the end and all, but im sorry but Lily with anyone but James is just wrong.

Twilight: BELLA/EDWARD (don't just our hearts melt when we read about him? favorite couple next to James and Lily) Me/ With Any Cullen Boy, Alice/Jasper, Esme/Carlisle, Emmett/Rosalie..i don't like Rosalie, but who how can you not like Emmett?(He reminds me a bit of Sirius.)

Wants to kill with stale muffins:Any gay pairings, it's just too weird for the Harry Potter series. Fred/George- NO! They're freaking brothers, just no. No. Teachers/Students- muggle phedophiles are creepy enough do we need magical ones too? Any of the marauders with eachother.

Twilight: Bella/Jacob (let's face it, she BELONGS with Edward) I don't hate Jacob, and i really don't see why lots of people do.. i mean i love him, but Edward--just nobody can top Edward. Jacob is simply an obnouxious teenage boy who needs to grow up, but what do you expect? Plus it's obviously killing him to see Bella's decision. I think in the next book he should imprint on someone (not Bella) so we can end the Twilight series on a good note. And if he doesn't, well i'm here! Edward/Jacob --I still can't get over the fact that somebody would even dare to write a story about them.

--Reviews

I think that if you read a story, you should most definately review. I know, you might be too lazy, don't feel like it, or personally think the story is crap -I've done it!- but you should honestly review. I appreciate all my reviewers more than anything in the world, (ok so maybe James Potter a little more..but still), and i will always reply back. So do me a favor and review my story, whatever one you read, and tell me what you think!

--Stories (dudee...nearly eight months ago? i suck.)

You can find all the summaries where the stories are located, this is simply just a timeline, I guess. People have been asking me when I'll update and finish stories, so hopefully this will provide you with some answers. These dates are not always gurantees, mosly just guesses and hopes, sometimes things get in the way, but I'm trying to improve my updating pattern.

Dinner For The Human: Last Update- March 4, 2008 Next Update- I'm hoping somewhere from April 17- April 21

Favorites: Started December 6, 2007 Finished April 16, 2008

Chapter by Chapter: March 27, 2008 Next Upddate - April 20

Matter of Time: Last Update- November 30, 2007 (Yikes!) Next Update- I'm actually going to rewrite this entirely. I'm using the same idea, a part of it, but I'll only start it once I finish everything else. Look sometime at the end of April/early May.

Where Do Babies Come From?- Last Update- November 5, 2007 Next Update- Honestly, I don't know. It's so poorly written, but I feel bad about the fans who like it, so we'll see. Maybe I'll rewrite this summer.

Most of my stories are humorous although one or two are more serious. I tend to mix seriouness in with sarcastic humor. I usually get crazy ideas and inspiration from ordinary things. I was in a grocery store and saw an orange and instantly thought of a story..yeah it's kind of weird. I have to think of the humor in my head and then type it up a couple hours later, i can't just sit at the computer and spit out humor.

And weirdly..i can't write some of a chapter, save it, and then come back to later. I have to do it all in one sitting. I have quite weird writing patterns.

But with that, read and review! I'll always reply and you can have muffins and great big hugs from your favorite characters! (Would you pass up a hugging session with Sirius or Edward?!)

--Green Crayons