UPDATES

October 18, 2008

I am so appauled by the crappy writing on here that I'm going to just smother this site with amazing ficlets.

BWA HA HA HA HA.

WHAT I WRITE FOR:

Star Wars, Xena: Warrior Princess, Gargoyles, Evil Dead/Army of Darkness, POTC, Death Note, Hellsing, Re-Animator, MST3K, Ghost Rider, Constantine, Star Trek, Voyagers, Ghostbusters, The Prophecy, Child's Play, Escape from LA/New York, Beetlejuice, X-men, Horatio Hornblower, The Usual Suspects, Brisco County Jr., Young Guns, Samurai Jack, The Blues Brothers, Sleepy Hollow, Wigfield: The Can-Do Town That Just May Not

WHAT I WILL NEVER WRITE FOR/DESPISE:

1. Hellsing and Death Note are flukes in my taste, I generally dislike most animes.

2. I'm cool with intelligent critiques, but people who take fanfiction too seriously...well, they just shouldn't even talk to me.

3. I will either go insane or die before I write fanfiction for Twilight, Harry Potter, or LOTR.

ABOUT ME: (:D)

I don't take my fanfiction seriously, it's not some epic work of literature. Mine tend to be over dramatic and cheesy. I personally feel that the whole point of fanfiction is to get out all the things that make legitimate pieces of writing bad. Put in all your non-literary ideas, the endings that you wanted to have as opposed to the ending that symbolized what you needed to get across, and just plain ole writing crap that makes you squeal. That's why I hate people who get all hung up on Mary Sues and slash. It doesn't really matter. It's okay if they're not your cup of tea but just don't flame on the poor children that indulge in such things. Fanfictions are guilty pleasures no matter what form they come in so they should always be enjoyed with a degree of nonsensicalness.

HOWEVER-I'm rather appauled by how little effort some people put in to their stuff on this site. I know I said, 'fanfiction shouldn't be taken seriously' but at least put your heart and soul into it! If every took the time to come up with legitmate plots and had hard core character development...then maybe...fanfiction wouldn't be such a joke! :3 So...I want to change that. After being on this site for..god, has it almost been four years now? I want to give a GOOD contribution (DO NOT LOOK AT CAN'T TURN YOU LOOSE...THATS OLD TERRIBLE TERRIBLE GIRLYNESS) I have an epic elephant sized stash of fanfiction ideas and I plan on busting them out.