Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

Hello all, my username is MagenKyotenChiten. Welcome to my profile. And Thank You to all my beloved reviewers.

First of all, I'm not the worst writer or the best writer you've ever seen.

And to people who hate my fics and flamers: Get the hell out of here and I hope you die a very very painful death.

I am shy of people reading my fanfictions. I'm afraid that they suck, and people will be like "What a horrible story!" and shit all that.

I'm you're average humble broody teenage girl that's gone entirely through puberty and is now going through a very shitty time in her life. Writing fanfictions, help my worries disappear. Like, if my dad has really saved enough money for me to actually go to college withought taking a loan with high interest. And if my family will ever have enough money to keep the food on the table. I can't update everday, I have a life, you know. I still have to go the that hellish place called "school" and I have a part-time job too now.

Actually, screw average.

I'm well, yes more than the average teen, I guess. I'm a little more twisted and fucked up than most and I've seen some things and experienced some things the average teens probably wouldn't have. But I'm not special. I have a curly unruly mess of hair and huge wide brown eyes. If come somewhere in the northeast of the U.S, I'll be the Indian girl with wet curly hair that has quite a few strands of grey hair with an athetlic build wearing mostly likely jeans and a t-shirt or an oxford with a hoodie over it, with a fake smile plastered on my face. To high percentage of people, I look like I'm over eighteen since I look "mature" and I'm the average height of an adult female myabe a little taller, but then again to some other people (probably on drugs or drunk as hell), I look I'm still ten and I've never hit pueberty.

I'm a freak with some common sense, I guess. I strongly believe in common sense. I was an outcast in primary school and in middle school because I am different and was sort of a teacher's pet. The years of unbearable of pain were very terrible indeed. But what I discovered what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. School is failed experient for childern to learn and make friends in a safe, loving, enviroment. But I've learned many valuable lessons from the mistakes I made. Humans struggle everyday and will continue to until the day they die. It's best to endure the struggling and make the best out of it. Focus on a goal and never give up.

I'm kind of smart, I guess. I know things most people my age probably don't pay attention to. I can do an entire vocab book in about half an hour or an hour. It will probably will take me ten minutes to do each unit. Science/Bio/Chem is awesome and I can pass World History with out paying attention. English is mostly easy, excluding the fact my grammar sucks and I'm not very good at math. I'm average, which really stinks. Math usually gives me a headache. But I still pass with As, since I do my homework and I force my self to pay attention. I'm not sure about this year though.

If I had one wish, I would wish to become extremly smart, prodigy smart. I admire smartness. Brains can bring you almost anything in this world. Beauty now can be easily bought with money such as plastic surgery. There's nothing you can do if you lack in the brains department. Beauty is rare, but genius is even rarer. Did you know only two percent of the world's population are geniuses?

Here's one thing I learned: Never let kids watch too much TV when they are young because it seriously affect brains. Unfortunatly, My parents didn't realize that. And I was always seated in front of the TV 24/7 when I was younger, so therefore I was really stupid when I was younger but I improved with proper guidance.

Excercise = Love. I mean being on the computer is nice, but after some times it gets boring. You need to get outside once in a while. Excerise takes out all the stress and releases endorphins which make you feel relaxed and happy. I'm a gym rat and I try to go everday for at least an hour every day. Being fit is important to both you and your health. We all love junk food, but we should limit how much we eat of it. I don't eat any junk food anymore. Don't overate either. Eat only how much you can. Don't shove it down your thoat. Eating a meal is a sacred thing, you are filling your body with the fuel to get through the day. Eat carefully and make sure you are choosing the right things to eat. Remember you're body is a temple and your stomach isn't an endless tank to fill with food.

It's important to eat veggies and get protein. It's important to be fit and healthy in this world where McDonalds is almost everywhere in this world. Today, many people around the globe are obese and overweight and unhealthy due to not eating properly and no excercise.

My grammar sucks. I didn't pay attention to my grammer teacher in primary school or in middle school, either. I forgot all about grammar six months later. Plus, I have a terrible memory.

My username is awfully long. My username for everything is tacky. It takes me forever to think of a username especially a good name. I want my username to be dark, goth, cool, and japenese. It takes forever to find a good one, then I look it up (what it means, I mean.) , and then I find out that username already taken. Afterwards, I find out all the good screenames are gone. I think of a tacky one.

For example my aim screename, crimsonmoon246.

My friends are like "WTF? what kind of username is that?"

It took me exactly 1 hour and 30 minutes, to think of this one.

This one actually wasn't my first choice. My first choice was Rasengan. Cuz, I was obessed with that attack from Naruto. But it was already taken. Then it was Tsukuyomi, One of Uchiha Itachi's attacks, from Naruto. Same thing though, taken. Right, now I'm obessed with Uchiha Itachi. So, my username had to have something to do with him. I used the name of one of his attacks.

Tsukiyomi's attack is cooler. But this did the job.

And so, that is the story of how I got my username.

My thoughts are very scrambled, and it is hard for me to write it on a piece of paper, and type it. When I write a story or a fanfiction, I only write about 3 paragraphs and usually then forget about it.

I like Yuri, think it's okay. But I LOVE YAOI! Parings that equal love:

L x Light

Gaara x Lee

Itachi x Sasuke

Deidara x Itachi

Deidara x Sasori

- Name______

- AIM: crimsonmoon246

- YIM: sesshomarugirl246

- MSN: Linkin-Phoenix

- Age: -_- (I'm not gonna tell you how old I am. But that I'm going to give you a hint. I'm the age of you're average teenager that's gone entirely through pueberty and is feeling the rush of beautiful hormones. So, no I am not in Primary School.)

- Origin/Ethnic Background: South Asian/ India

- Birthplace: US.

- Hair Color: Black

- Eye Color: Plain Old Brown.

- Heigh: 5' 4 or 5'6 or something

- Favorite Colors: Black, Red, White, Green, Blue, and Purple.

- Motto: "None of us are virgins, life fucks us all."

- Quote: -_-

Music: Koda Kumi, Ayumi Hamasaki, Click Five, Panic! at the disco, Five For Fighting, Fort Minor, Evanscence, Nickelback, 3 doors down, My Chemical Romance, Three Days Grace, Yellowcard, Coldplay,Eminem, Camui Gacket, the pillows, Linkin Park, Greenday, J-Kwon, Kelly Clarkson, Mariah Carey, Shakira, Red Hot Chili Peppers, bowling for soup, Do as Infinity, Younha, High and Mighty, Uverworld, Nina sky, simple plan, keliser, papa roach, beyonce, jay-z, dido, crazy frog, fallout boy, fatboy slim, Malice Mizer, Utada Hikaru, Shakira, Switchfoot, MissyElloitt, Justin Timberlake, Kiley Minogue, keliser, papa roach, beyonce, jay-z, dido, crazy frog, fallout boy, fatboy slim, Malice Mizer, D.H.T, Tatu,Madonna, Jimmy Eat World, Gorillaz, Young Jeezy, Terror Squad, Hoobastank, Outkast, Venga Boys, Black Eyed Peas, Pink, Vanessa Carlton, Michelle Branch, Avril Lavinge and a bunch or others I can't remember. Usually Most J-rock & Pop Artists, and Most Hindi Artists.

Movies: Cheaper By The Dozen, Bend It Like Beckham, Devdas, Brokeback Mountain, Lagaan, 36 China Town, Brides and Prejudice, Vanity Fair, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Childern, The Last Samurai , Meet the Fockers and Monster-In-Law

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PetPeeves on Fanfiction.net:

Mary sues - Why? Because most of the time, they appear out of no where and the other falls in love them in a second. Most stories that have Mary Sues, usually have messed up plots. And most Mary Sues are the same, beautiful, they have no flaws except mabye a tragic past or they're extremly powerful and they catch the eye of whatever character.

Really weird pairings that don't make sense and will never happen - I have nothing against Gaara x Sakura or Orochimaru x Sakura, I love those pairings. But I'm talking about Saindaime x Sakura or Saindame x Naruto. I had some unfortunate experiences stumbling upon fics with those pairings.

Stories with horrible spelling and no plots that jump to the point or lemon - These fics are usually terribly written, have messed up plots and jump to the point. Not worth reading.

People that...

who have no sense of humor and read fics they dislike and only review to flame the author - That's pathetic. DON'T READ THE STORY, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT. It's simple.

People who haven't wrote any fics and are like "Your story sucks!" - First of all, they haven't even wrote a fic. They don't know how hard it is to write a fanfiction. And that isn't Construct Critism, that's just being mean.

Flamers - They make me laugh and get really ticked off at the same time. Either they're very jealous of the person who wrote the fanfiction or they're just in a really hateful mood.

People who only review, to bitch about how the story sucks, or how uninteresting and make a big deal about the author's mistakes in the story - That isn't constructive critism.

But it's good to tell the author about mistakes, they've made, since your helping the author improve her/his story, now that's constructive critism, (but if someone else has already mentioned it, I wouldn't really want to. Because I'm pretty sure the author knows by then.) Also don't be like "YOUR SPELLING SUCKS! YOUR STUPID! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SPELLED BECAUSE WRONG. GET A LIFE LOSER!" That's pretty rude. And that IS not constructive critism.

And, I mean think about how hard it is to actually write a fanfiction. It takes alot of determination and courage. So, don't be too mean.

People who really fuck up the character's personalities and the story not suppose to be OCC or AU: It's fun to mess up the character's personalities for fun and for funny stories, but making Gaara love barbies in a story that's not suppose to be funny, is not a good idea. Research about the character, how the chacter is, if you trying to make the character be him or himself, not OCC or AU.

Rabid fangirls who get ticked off because you made the character do something in the fic, that they didn't like and bitch about it in the reviews- Deal with it. Like I said if you don't like it, don't read the fic.

People who don't like a pairing of the story and then flame the author about it: If you don't like the pairing, don't read it.

Favorites.

Favorite Authors on ff.net : LeafyGirl, MitsukiShiroi, AsianOne, Gin-Inu, MisukiShiroi, Ms-Thang, Blue Bastard , Blackbloodedkunoichi, AjiinMegami, and a bunch more I can't think of right now..

Favorite Fanfiction on ff.net : I have alot , but the one I really like was Baby Kakashi and Chasing Sakura by Ms-Thang!both those fanfictions really made my day, and made me laugh my ass off. Loophole by Leafy Girl and Metamorphosis by MitsukiShiroi are also big- all time favorites.

Genres: Romance, Humor, Drama, and Tradgedy. ( It has to be a really good tradgedy one. If it is Tragedy.)I mostly like to read Romance and Humor Fanfictions. I like good dark fanfics too.)

Haunted - A Gaara & Sakura Story

Genre: Romance/Angst/Tragedy

Rated: M

Summary: GaaSaku 16-year-old Sakura Haruno lookes like an ordinary intelligant nerdy high school girl, but she has gone through more than anyone can imagine...Being Abused and Tortured both, physically and mentally. Can someone save her from this hell?

STATUS: Active - It's a very hard story to write! I'm in the middle of writing chapter three. I'm behind schedule here, because my laptop's hard drive got messed and I lost all my data. The data got a erased.

Four Fun Games For Amusement - multiple pairings

Genre Humor/Romance

Rated M

Summary Some OCNESS. What happens when Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, Ino, Shikamru, Choji, Tenten, Neji, Lee, Kiba, Hinata, Shino, Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro, are bored on a Friday Night and decided to play 4 games fun games: Truth or Dare, Spin The Bottle, Seven Minutes in Heaven, and M.A.S.H for amusement. But things start to get out of control...

STATUS: Active - I've great ideas for this story that will have you laughing your ass off. But I haven't started the 2nd chapter yet. As I said before, I'm behind schedule here, because my laptop's hard drive got messed and I lost all my data. The data got a erased.

Blank - A Kakashi & Sakura Story

Genre: Romance/Angst/Tragedy/Supernatural

Rated: M

Summary: KakaSaku 16-year old Blind Haruno Sakura is the youngest serial killer in the world and has been caught by interpol. She is declared mentally ill and is sent to the best asylum in Tokyo, Japan for medical help. No one understands her. She sees things other people can't see. But what will happen when the world's best psychiatrist meets world's youngest cold-blooded serial killer in the world?

STATUS: Active - This story is the hardest story I have written so far. As I said before, I'm behind schedule here, because my laptop's hard drive got messed and I lost all my data.The data was all erased. Don't expect an update soon.

Upside Down, Inside Out - A ItaSaku & NaruSaku Story

Genre: Romance/Humor

Rated: M

Summary: Sakura Haruno is a average, intelligent high school girl. But her life turns upside down, inside out, when her only and best friend Naruto Uzumaki morphs from skinny nerd to a total hottie and two gorgeous Uchiha brothers, who are new to the school, are very interested in her...

Status: Active - another hard story to write. Got a few ideas though. But as I said before, I'm behind schedule here, because my laptop's hard drive got messed and I lost all my data.The data was all erased.

She's Nothing Special - A ItaSaku and SasuSaku Story

Rated: M

Genre: Romance/Humor

Summary: ItaSakuSasu Sakura Haruno is a nobody at her junior high school and she has an impossible crush on Sasuke Uchiha, the most popular boy in school, who doesn't know she even exists. So, she vows to snag him as her boyfriend by the end of the year, and she even asks his older brother Itachi for advise, to win over Sasuke. But when she gets to know Itachi more, she starts to fall for him...

Status: Hiatus - Working on other fics.

My English Teacher is a Sex God - A ItaSaku Story

Rated: M

Genre: Romance/Humor

Summary: ItaSaku AU and some OCness. Haruno Sakura goes to a All-Girl Private school. She is a troublemaker/prankster and makes the teachers lives hell. Within, the first week of the job, the teachers run out screaming and quit. But, things start to heat and get intresting, when the new english teacher shows up...

Status: Hiatus - For a short time. I'm working on other fics right now.

Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold - A ItaSaku Story

Rated: M

Genre: Romance/Humor

Summary: 21-year Haruno Sakura is happily married to Uchiha Sasuke and they have one child, 4-year-old Uchiha Hikaru. But everything falls apart, when one night she learns the painful truth: he was cheating on her all along. Sakura takes Hikaru and they leave. Seeking revenge, she turns to the man, Sasuke hates the most, the man who broke and ruined him, Uchiha Itachi.

Status: Hiatus - For a short time. I'm working on other fics rightnow.

The Perfect Man

Rated: M

Genre: Romance/Humor

Summary: Sakura Haruno is looking for the perfect man, after going through many unhappy relationships. Then she meets Itachi Uchiha, a new medical student at the college. He's charming, caring, romantic, mysterious,and good looking - what more could a women ask for? Sakura is sure he is the perfect man, she has been looking for. But there is something fishy about him...

Status: Active - haven't started on it yet. But got some ideas. I'm more focused on Haunted, Living with Itachi, and Upside Down, Inside out

The Three Pals

Genre: Romance/Humor/Suspense

Rated: M

Summary: Meet three pals whose friendship unravels when they fall for the same girl. Together, they've always been an odd, if closely connected, crew: Uchiha Sasuke who can't hear, Naruto can't see and Neji who can't speak. Nothing's ever come between them until now, though they'll soon discover that what they each think they want winds up being nowhere close to what they need...

Status: Done with half of the chapter. I forgot what I was writing about it. XD

And some more future fics I will post later on...

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September 4th, 2007.

Hey, everbody! Long time no see. Life is tiring. I updated and I plan to update again soon.

But the good news is, I have no school because of certain crap. School was delayed for a week and then for another week. My wish came true. This is really awesome. The only thing, is that I went through my math book for math today and I couldn't understand half of the things in the book. It has all the formulas and equations and variables that I've never seen. That isn't good. I wish I could take geometry.

I'm probably not going to pass. I'm going to need tutor. gulps I'm not taking any chances. Last year was hard, but I got all mostly As since I got good grades on tests and did my homework always.