Why hello! You have somehow landed in my humble abode.
Please proceed when you are loaded with shit loads of defensive armor.
PS: Please, to those whom I have put into User Block… don’t go reading this, you might spill your blood on my carpet.
PPS: If you’re still reading this, you stupid shit-I-have-put-into-my-user block, If you don’t go away I have to make you,
SHIT! THAT’S IT! GO DIE YOU ANTI-HITSUHINA BASTARDS! I’M GOING TO CHOP YOUR HEAD INTO TINY BITS AND PIECES, USE A MEAT GRINDER ON YOUR SHITTY INNER ORGANS AND SELL IT TO THE DOGS, MASSACRE YOUR BODY UNTIL THERE’S NOTHING LEFT OF IT!
Thanks! You can now proceed…
Who am I? Eh? That’s the question for me to know and you to find out…
Where am I? What the… if I tell you where I live, you’ll probably send me an army of idiots.
How old am I? Why the fuck should I tell you?
And THAT’S all the shit you need to know about me… Oh and FYI, I go to school like normal people… and I’m also kind of a smartass but lower than the level of Dorks and Geeks, average level of coolness.
This is my character in my Naruto Stories:
Name: Kura Haruno (Distant Relative of Sakura)
Age: 17
Rank: ANBU
Blood Type: A
Hair Color: Black with Pink Streaks
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Bloodline Limit: -- (That's gonna be a change)
You want to know my weapon of choice? Well here it is:
Katana- Because Katana's are very amazing when it comes to assassinating; and it could kill you less than 00.001 seconds; and I could kill my hated people with that.
Senbons- Because Senbons are like a needle; and it is very hard to see; and you can load them with poisons and immediately throw them at the people you hate.
Kunai- Because...well...kunai's are very useful in traps and interrogation.
Scrolls- Because weapon scrolls, medic scrolls, and S-rank jutsu scrolls are amazingly useful in battlefields.
Shuriken- Because Shurikens are good in pinning your enemy into a tree or onto the ground.
Fuuma Shuriken- Because Fuuma Shurikens are large version of Shurikens, it can instantly cut your head off in a matter of 0.000000001 seconds.
FAV. Anime and pairings:
Naruto (SASUSAKU, NejiTen, ShikaIno, NaruHina, NejiSaku and NaruSaku, KakaSaku and NejiHina)
BLEACH (ICHIRUKI, HITSUHINA, ISHIORI, KISUYORU, GINRAN and RENTATSU)
Tennis No Ohjisama (RYOSAKU)
Hated pairings with my whole life: (if I ever had one...)
-Yaoi and Yuri (Okay...that's just disgusting...I mean...if you're a boy and you fell in love with your own kind...I don't even wanna go there...that's just VERY DISGUSTING)
Naruto:
-SasuNaru: You fucking retards, Naruto is for HINATA, Hinata I tell you!
-SasuNeji: If you hate your rival, why the fuck would you fall in love with it so suddenly?
-SasuIno: Are you people stupid? Retarded bastards. Ino is for Shikamaru.
-SasuHina: Hinata belongs to Naruto. That's it. You people are weird.
-SasuKarin: WHAT...THE...FUCKING...HELL...You retarded idiots! Have you gone mad!! Sasu + Karinbitch = garbage can!! Sasu + Saku = LOVE!!
-Other pairings as well (Except SasuSaku, NejiSaku, NejiTen, ShikaIno, NaruHina and NaruSaku...)
Tennisu no Ouji-sama:
-Ryoma + any boy in prince of tennis: You fucking idiots. What the hell are you doing? Ryoma is FOR SAKUNO!! And SAKUNO only!!
I love:
Naruto and my invisible plushie called Toushirou! And I love playing my PS2! And my Nintendo DS!
Yay! And chocolate chip cookies! Killing the people I hated very much (that includes you, you bastard. You know who you are...)!
Picture of a chocolate chip cookie- http://www.myhomecooking.net/chocolate-chip-cookies/chocolate-chip-cookies_small.jpg
Picture of cookies-http://www.biola.edu/parent/products/images/cookies.jpg
Sakuno with braids in Hime form-http://www.cwo.zaq.ne.jp/surf-rider/pri/illust/syo_sakuno.JPG
Some of the Seigaku Tennis Club members in chibi form-
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a77/bellemer/BoysLove/Anime20little20collection/20.jpg
Stories soon to be updated:
- -Atlantis: The Lost Empire: Naruto Style!
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Stories that is coming soon:
-30 simple ways how to annoy each member of Team 4 (Naruto)
-30 very simple ways how to annoy each member of Team 8 (Naruto)
-30 simplest ways how to annoy each member of Team 10 (Naruto)
-Bubblegum (Card Captor Sakura): Syaoran x Sakura
-Fairytale Plays: Doushite Ai Tancho (Naruto): Sasuke x Sakura, Neji x Tenten, Ino x Shikamaru (vice versa), Naruto x Hinata
-Prove Them Wrong (Naruto) (And no...it isn't that type of actio/adventure fanfic, it is a multiple one shots containing different pairings)
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If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your head off.
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(Come join the dark side we have cookies)
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:
If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:
Pink Crescent Moon,
Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry
Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26,
Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,
Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon, you.broke.a.promise, kattylin,Hinatakura,
Sakuranata, Darkfiresorceress, sakurauchiha12
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The 'I hate...' CORNER:
To all the Haruno Sakura haters, Hate you too! (Wish you all DEAD!)
To all the SASUSAKU haters, tch, You seriously need to go to HELL.
To all ICHIRUKI haters, haha, you may die painfully in their hands.
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