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Let me tell you about my life,

Name: Colette, Coley for short...aka Slashy-teen-angst

Sex: Yes, please

Hair color: Dark brown with natural red highlights

Weight: (Runs over to scale "Am I fat? No? Yes, no more diet pills for me! Mwahaha!")

Obsessions: Fanfiction.net, hitting on guys, creeping random people out, myspace.com, HEROES

Hobbies: Listening to music (YES, IT IS A HOBBY FOR SOMEONE WITH NO LIFE LIKE ME!), my favorite bands are: Flyleaf, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, My Chemical Romance, Brand New, Avenge Sevenfold, etc., gossping, stalking Brenton and Warren (Haha, didn't think I'd leave you guys out, did you?),

School sctuff: I'm in the National Honor Society, I get straight A's, except for Biology in which I have a B+ (I hate you anonymous science teacher cough YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! cough)

Random sad facts about me:

1. My family is slowly falling apart, but I deal with it.

2. Only my two best friends in the entire world really know who I am because at my school, no one really knows each other...there are over 1,000 people in my grade alone.

3. I used to be the most superficial bitch who ever lived...my "best friend" (who isn't one of my two best friends now) stabbed me in the back by telling everyone I was a bisexual slut who tried making out with her when she slept over at my house...but what goes around comes around, right? Well, it's happened...she used to be so popular... now... everyone hates her because they can see right through all of her lies.

4. I cry almost every day, I cry very easily, but I'm not emo.

5. I'm in love with one of my best friends (who is a guy, oh, and by the way, I DON'T have anything against gay or bisexual people) but I'm too afraid to say anything because if he doesn't return the feelings, it just won't be the same.

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World domination!

-XOXO Slashy-teen-angst