There isn't much to say. I'm a girl who's completely obsessed with Twilight and it's sequels as well as Law and Order: SVU. I also love Wildfire and Hell's Kitchen. I love to read and write. My fave authors are Stephenie Meyer, J.K. Rowling, Judy Blume, Phyllis Reynolds Naylor, Darren Shan, and a million or so more. I love music. That's about it. Also, to everyone out there, just a little note, SETH CLEARWATER IS MINE! Back off!

Name: Jessica

Age: Old Enough

Fave Parings:

Twilight:

Edward/Bella

Jasper/Alice

Rosalie/Emmett

L&O:SVU:

Elliot/Olivia

Wildfire:

Kris/Junior

Dani/Matt

You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When...

1) You have read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse at least 3 times.

2) You own all above mentioned books.

3) You know that they're totally going to screw up Twilight the Movie, and
you want to see it anyway.

4) You have read everything on every page of Stephanie Meyers web site.

5) You have reread a lot of these pages.

6) You read fanfiction about Twilight.

7) You write fanfiction about Twilight.

8) At one point or another, you have had a screenname/username that says
something about Twilight or its characters.

9) You constantly count the days until Breaking Dawn comes out.

10) For a long while after you read Twilight/New Moon, you acted as a
missionary for the books, asking everyone you talked to if the had read
them.

11) If said people have not read Twilight, you insist that they read it,
because it is, and I quote, "the best book ever".

12) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight
is the best book on the planet, you immediately start to argue with them.

13) You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic love story(and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off.

14) For months after you read it, Twilight was your favorite subject to talk
about.

15) When you found out you would have to wait until August of 2007 for
Eclipse to come out, you almost cried.(AN: this one kinda depends on when
you read the first two books, I guess!)

16) You argue with your friends over which member of the Cullen family you
like best.

17) You began reading fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something
about Twilight, when you had already finished the books.

18) No matter how many times you read Twilight or Twilight-related stories,
you never get tired of it.

19) As you read this list, you are smiling and nodding at almost every thing
you read.

20) Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a
vampire.

21) Vampires are officially your favorite mythical creature ever.

22) Your personal motto is, vampires are cool, not scary.

23) You know that you are not crazy for being obsessed with Twilight; people
who don't understand it just haven't read the book.

24) When you hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it or thought
it was stupid, you just shake your head and sigh.

26). You literally haunt Stephenie Meyer's website waiting for new information

27). You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns

28). You're keeping track of all the "Eclipse Quotes of the Day" and trying to figure out what they all mean

29). Your home page is Stephenie Meyer's website

30). Your desktop has something to do with the Twilight Series

31). Your screen saver reads "Breaking Dawn: August 2, 2008"

32). You have both the original New Moon book and the New Moon Special Edition

33). You put your Eclipse poster in plain view so that everyone can see it

34). You can't believe that most people haven't read the books

35). You know all the characters so well that you feel as if you could write your own stories about them

36). You spend most of your day making up "What if...?" questions about all the different plot lines

37). You've actually read the play "Romeo & Juliet" just so you could find out how Jacob would die

38). You know you're addicted, but you don't care

39). You can't help saying, "I can't wait for August 7th!" while everyone who isn't "in the know" stares at you like you're psyco

40). You're more excited about the release of Eclipse than anything to do with Harry Potter

41). When you found out that Breaking Dawn wasn't coming out until 2008, you have a mental breakdown

42). When you found out about Midnight Sun you had yet another mental breakdown

43.) You ACTUALLY noticed there was no 25.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support the "Make Edward change Bella into a vampire" club, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have AACIBD Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jacob should just stay a friend and have a happy ending copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it's NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.

Fave Twilight Quotes:

And so the loin fell in love with the lamb…”—EC

“He dazzled my eyes.”—BS

“Yes you are exactly my brand of heroin.”—EC

“Do I dazzle you?”—EC

“Can I have a minute to be human”—BS

“Just because I’m resisting the wine doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate the bouquet”—EC

“Bring on the shackles—I’m your prisoner.”—EC

“You…made…me…faint.”—BS

“That you are a very terrifying monster”—BS

“It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch and we came to see if you would share.”—AC

“Stupid shiny Volvo owner.”--BS

“Oh you’ll get over it—it’s just a crush”—EC

“Oh a sadistic vampire intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV on the other hand…”—EC

“Sure, brown is warm”—BS

Fave Quotes from New Moon

“Which is tempting you more my blood or my body?”—BS

“Love, life, meaning…over.”—BS

“Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does. Even for me.”—BS

“Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget; it was a hard line to walk.” –BS

“They fight dirty if you start on their names.—They’ll tag team you”—JB

“If either of you set as much as one toe on my land tomorrow…” JB

“Speak of the devil and the devil shall appear,”—JB

“I bet she’s tougher than that. She runs with the vampires.”—Embry Call

“So you’re the vampire girl.”—EY

“Death that hath sucked the honey of thy breath hath no power yet upon thy beauty.”—Romeo-spoken by EC

“Marry me first”—EC

“For once Edward was speechless.”--BS

Fav Quotes from Eclipse

“You compare one small tree to an entire forest.”—EC

“Is it nap time already, Alice”—EC

“I am a neutral country. I am Switzerland.”—BS

“No let me be the one in charge of responsibility for a few minutes…or hours.”—BS

“Does my being half-naked bother you?”—JB

“Are you trying to distract me? It’s working.”—EC

“Stupid thieving annoying vampire!”—BS

“I promise to love you forever—every single day of forever. Will you marry me?”—EC

“Would you like me to help you sleep, Jacob?”—EC

“Amazing. How can someone so tiny be so annoying?”—EC

“Hate is a passionate emotion.”—JB

“But, if I had been able to take your place last night, it would not have made the top ten best nights of my life. Dream about that”—EC

“It’s a good thing you’re bullet proof.”—BS

“Yes, may the best man win.” “That sounds about right…pup”—JB+EC

Fave Quotes in General:

"My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen,"

"Good friends will pick you up when your down, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh"

"Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry"

"Good friends will bail you out of jail, BEST FRIENDS will be sitting right there next to you going, 'Damn That was freakin awesome',"

Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

"Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you,"

"Join the Vampires we have Edward Cullen,"

Here are more of my fave quotes:

Wildfire:

Kris: Maybe its not so smart to trust everyone who gives you a carrot.

Kris: He's using that car to ruin my life.

Junior: For God's sake, I'll keep both of my hands on the wheel.
Kris: You better, or I'll break both your arms.

Dani: You are so totally losing your touch.
Junior: You mean she doesn't just like me for my looks?

Kris: Can I ride with you?
Junior: I was just about to ask if you wanted to drive.
Kris: You had to ask?

Dani: Give me the phone or I'll post your PSAT scores on my blog.
Junior: What were they again?
Dani: 490 Math, 550 Verbal. (He hands her the phone.)

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:

Oompa Loompas: Oompa Loompa doompadee doo/ I've got another puzzle for you/ Oompa Loompa doompadah dee/ If you are wise you will listen to me/ Who do you blame when your kid is a brat/ Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat/ Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame/ You know who's exactley to blame/ The mother and the Father/ Oompa Loompa doompadee dah/ If you're not spoiled then you will go far./ You will live in happiness too/ Like the Oompa Loompa do!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show or read a book) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies."

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever fell UP the stairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.

Twilight Revamped Pictures:

Chapter 5:

Bella's Dress: http://www.simplydresses.com/color/detail.cfm?key=348310&v=PD&cat=blue-dresses

Alice's Dress: http://www.simplydresses.com/color/detail.cfm?key=365881&v=PD&cat=purple-dresses

Rosalie's Dress: http://www.simplydresses.com/color/detail.cfm?key=284884&v=PD&cat=red-dresses