Good morning starshine, Earth says Hello!

Haha, anyways this is thunderspeaks profile and thunderspeak welcomes you! (Why am I talking in third person?) Anyways, I specialize in fanfictions of: Maximum Ride, Inuyasha, and Twilight. And maybe I will throw in a Harry Potter or two sometime in the future.

Favorite quotes from stories:

Inuyasha

“And one more thing, idiot,” he muttered harshly, “that was really stupid, what you were trying to do up on the mountain. If you ever try to take your life again, I’ll—I’ll kill you,” he said seriously, and Kagome blinked, thinking what an odd statement it was. Inuyasha didn’t seem to notice, though.

-Wake Up! by SilverTailz

Harry potter, A conversation between Hermione and Snape

"I think," she continued slowly, "that the message of the books is that the two most important things in this life are hope and love. No matter what else you may or may not have, these are key to truly living."

She watched him blink for a moment after she stopped speaking, then heard him say, "In that case, Miss Granger, it would appear that these books of yours would negate my entire existence."

-The first faiint glimmer, by LadyMage Samiko

Favorite Scene

“Leah, this is important. When you have sex with Jacob, use a condom.”

Okay. That was not what I was expecting. My mouth literally falls open. “Uh…”

“No, no, let me finish,” he says, putting his hands up. “We don’t have any condoms in the Cullen household, obviously, or Nessie wouldn’t be here, but if you want to borrow my Jeep to go to the pharmacy and get some, you can.”

“Um…..Emmett…..” I have no idea what to say. As weird as it was talking to Jasper, my day just got much weirder. “That’s a nice offer…. But….we’re not really at that stage. And anyway, I’m infertile.”

“We thought Edward was infertile too. Surprise!” Emmett says.

“Um, ‘kay, but I don’t ovulate.”

“Neither does Edward,” says The Newspaper. I laugh.

-from Endless Daylight

Harry Potter, Dealing with Danger Fanfic

Neville squirmed in his chair. “I liked it,” he said. “I was just worried that... Meghan, please don’t get mad, but you are eleven. You’re not... you know... growing up. Yet.”

“Am too.” Meghan stuck out her chest. “Look.”

Neville looked. And looked. And pulled his eyes away. “Okay, you are. But you’re still eleven. The problem isn’t that I didn’t like kissing you, the problem is that I liked kissing you too much. And kissing turns into other stuff, and we shouldn’t do any of the other stuff. It isn’t right. Not now.”

And more to come.

favorite and least favorite pairings (to all nonfavs their are special exceptions.)

Maximum ride:

Favs: Max/Fang , Nudge/Iggy

Nonfavs: Don't have any. yet.

Twilight:

Favs: Jacob/Bella Jasper/Bella Jacob/Leah
and OC stories with the werewolves.

NonFavs: Sam/Leah Edward/Bella (gasp!) Edward/Anyone

Harry Potter:

Favs: Harry/Hermione Draco/Hermione Blaise/Luna Blaise/Anyone Severus/Hermione

Nonfavs: Hermione/Ron Harry/Ginny

Inuyasha:

favs: Inuyasha/Kagome Sesshomaru/Kagome Bankotsu/Kagome Miroku/Kagome Sango/Inuyasha Naraku/Kagome

Nonfavs: Miroku/Sango Sesshomaru/Kagura Sesshomaru/Rin Inuyasha/Kikyo Kikyo/Anyone

Fanfiction and me.

Its taken over my life little by little. Thats all there is to say, really.

Written stories, short drabbles...

Working digently on-- Little words erased, Searching for magic, Burning all that Was.

-Cherries and S'mores is a completed two-shot.

-ComedyCentralSesshomaru is completed until I think of something.

-Leaving his Mark: COMPLETE

-Its so long! is a completed oneshot.

-Werewolves Gone wild: kind of working on it. not really.

Burning all that Was

Burning all that Was in progress, may put up some links to pictures and a playlist for the story here.

Now my thing of the Post it note that Vivian left for jacob...

http://thunderspeak.deviantart.com/art/Vivian-s-post-it-for-Jacob-108852581

and drum roll... someone made me fan art!! Such an honor, all of you (glare) need to go look at it or else Im not updating. Lol, kidding but seriously, go look at it.

http://kaya-lover.deviantart.com/art/Vivian-and-Jacob-Black-119269708

http://kaya-lover.deviantart.com/art/Vivian-sketches-119267386

AND, if there is a sequel, it will be when I am in my senior year. Seriously, with my junior year of classes, I have no time whatsoever.
Sorry.

Little Words Erased

Its getting there. Kind of on Haitus, but I am working on it. The next chapter is 80 done, and I have planned basically the whole plot line.

Searching For Magic

Plotted everything out. No worries you guys! It will be continued until the end. I'm hoping for it to be done by the end of the summer.

Any complaints, then comment or message. Im updating as fast as possible people!! Thanks much for reading! -thunderspeak

email me@ satisfaction_co_@hotmail.com

If you are absolutly in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.

If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jasper is an emo vampire (really HOT emo vampire)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Repost if you think Edward and Jake can jump in a hole and die, and Jasper can have Bella

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens (coughJazzcough), but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you randomly make faces at yourself in the mirror, and when someone walks in on you, your "flexing your face muscles."Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think about taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their body? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! Crazy is when you force the school to put you and you're friend in therapy, just for the hell of it! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

-- JOIN THE JASPER/BELLA ARMY!! --

If you love Jazella, copy and paste this to your profile!!

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 precent that would be laughing their asses off.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a pole, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a sliding glass door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed untill you were blue, copy this into your profile.

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If it has been your childhood ambition to become the crazy cat lady when you grow up, copy and paste this to your profile.

Re-Post this to help stop racism!!:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored."

Quotes (some stolen from friends)

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. -Albert Einstein

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? -Abraham Lincoln

By modeling your enemy, by becoming him, you have not survived. He has. -Jonah Blank

We're the type of friends who get hit by parked cars. -a friend

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -Ernest Hemingway

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. -Mark twain

Beauty is only skin deep. -unknown (I just don't remember)

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book. -Groucho Marx

If cats could talk, they wouldn't. -Nan Porter (this is a scary thought)

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. -Dale Carnegie

Every second I am alive, I am dying. -unknown

We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afriad when told they are loved. -unknown

Nothing in life is to be feared, only to be understood. -Marie Curie

Those who are dead, are not dead they're just living in my head, Ohhhh -Coldplay

and more to be added later.

WORKING ON UPDATES AS YOU READ THIS.

PS: (FREAKING READ) The best author in probably the whole world, if you don't go to her profile you WILL regret it. So just go, all her stories are great (Twilight, Inuyasha, etc...) introducing... Imperfectly yours.