I used to use the pen-name Jao Ensatsu Kokuryuha, but I've decided that I should finally change it since I've been using that pen-name for at least the past 3 years... So, this is the pen-name I use for both my deviantArt account and my LiveJournal, so I decided, what the heck, I might as well use it for my fanfiction account too... So here I am, now to be known as Frozen Obsidian.

I've been non-existent for the past few months... And I'm finally back! I might or might not start posting again, I've had a really, really serious case of writer's block XD

I mostly write one-shots nowadays, I've tried writing multi-chapter stories, but my interest just sorts of... fades. Generally I write humour and the occasional romance.

The greatest invention ever created by man... has just GOT to be spell-check. Seriously. And after just one week of holidays (In which I have been true to my zodiac, that is the pig) my brain has gone on vacation. It feels like there's nothing but air up there now. And my spelling's even more atrocious than usual. =P

Favorite Quotes: (Which is the one thing I ABSOLUTELY love to read in other people's profiles)

"Humanity is a parade of fools, and I'm at the front of it, twirling a baton." (Yay for idiocy, the world would be boring without it!)

"That would be so cool if it weren't about to hurt us," Dunno which anime (Not even sure if it was an anime) I got this.

"Ow, That tickles." -Me (Don't ask me, I was high!)

“Save the Earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!” (I feel inclined to agree...)

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

"The nice part of being a pessimist is that your either constantly proven right or pleasantly surprised." (Why then, do people always tell me to optimistic??)

"You know the best way to double your money? Fold it and put it in your pocket."

"Why do you want to sacrifice your own life to give other people trouble?" -Wendy from Gun X Sword

"I'm Sadistic! I'm Insane ! I'm the spawn of Satan!" -Me (I was high)

"You only found that I'm a pyro now?." - My sis

"My sister is a sadistic spawn of Satan. If she ever gets married, I pity her husband." -My sister talking about me. (As I think you can tell, I can be er... really nice. Yeah that's it.)

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? (Besides... being lazy rocks!)

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. (Good advice)

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge (Ah... the difference in gender roles.)

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown

Do you ever find it interesting that the word 'politics' is made up of the word "poli" which is Latin for ticks, and tics as in thirsty, bloodsucking creatures?

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." (Duct tape rules the world. Seriously. I kid you not.)

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...

"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757 (I would hate to meet the person who can drop THAT)

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, bubbleyum, RubberDuckiesWhoLikePieANdCake, NewtralNotOutkast, Jao Ensatsu Kokuryuha, 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! (HAH! That would SO be me!)If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought that your shadow was going to eat you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. (Done it 10 times last year)

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you have friends that threaten, hit or call you names (hehe) for GOOD reasons, copy this in your profile.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If your mother/father has ever called you THEIR sister/brother's name(your Aunt/Uncle), copy this in your profile.

(MY NAME IS AUNT'S NAME!)

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed)

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Neji's fangirl, Jao Ensatsu Kokuryuha

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to gulp down a 2 liter of coke or such, and choked yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you have trouble making decisions, either copy and paste this into your profile or look up the word "floccinaucinihilipifilification" in the dictionary.

If you have ever been called a sadistic, insane, evil, CUTE, little maniac, copy and paste this into your profile.

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this into your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and people whom like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

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I detest Homophobia. It's wrong and disgusting, why should one be shunned just because they, love? Read this and see what people do to them just because they love one of another gender,

I am the girl that was kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Showers of your crimson blood
Seep into a nation calling up a flood
Of narrow minds who legislate
Thinly veiled intolerance
Bigotry and hate

But they tortured and burned you
They beat you and they tied you
They left you cold and breathing
For love they crucified you

I can't forget hard as I try
This silhouette against the sky

Scarecrow crying
Waiting to die; wondering why
Scarecrow trying
Angels will hold; carry your soul away

This was our brother
This was our son
This shepherd young and mild
This unassuming one
We all gasp, this can't happen here
We're all much too civilized
Where can these monsters hide

But they are knocking on our front door
They're rocking in our cradles
They're preaching in our churches
And eating at our tables

I search my soul
My heart and in my mind
To try and find forgiveness
This is someone's child
With pain unreconciled
Filled up with father's hate
Mother's neglect
I can forgive but I will not forget

Scarecrow crying
Waiting to die; wondering why
Scarecrow trying
Rising above, all in the name of love

This is "Scarecrow," by Melissa Etheridge, dedicated to the memory of Matthew Shepard. Look him up, and be disgusted by homophobics and their brutality.

Just reading this makes me one to cry, what do you think they are going through??

I really could do with some prompts of some sort to work on... I just need a spark to rekindle my writing, I'm just completely blocked by the stupid case of writer's block. My muse has gone away, I have no idea where, but I would really appreciate it if she came back. If anyone's seen her, please tell me.

Either way, please give me some prompts if your free for any of the following fandoms:

a) Kingdom Hearts

b) Harry Potter

c) Saiyuki

d) Prince of Tennis

e) Ouran High School Host Club.

Thanks.

~Obsidian