CONGRATULATIONS!

Throws confetti everywhere

You found me.

Secret Identity: LilyHeartsJames

Mission In Life? To be the best that I can be...

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I'm your best friend... you just don't know it yet- Author unkown

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ღ Name & Age ღ

Harlee, 15

ღ Location ღ

My bedroom, Australia

ღ About Me ღ

I like reading and writing. I can be sarcastic and random at any time. I can be weird and wacky one second and then completely sensitive the next. I can be very dumb at times, as I can be very smart at times. Let's just say I have my moments! I can also be amused by the smallest things... no matter what I just stand there and laugh weirdly and say something like "cool!" and point and then laugh again. I have to be dragged away usually.

My favourite colours are orange and green. My least favourite colour is pink. I like my orange hoody jumper and I like my guy jeans.

I like pies with sauce

I like torch and pitchforks. As Shrek says; "sharpen your torch and pitchforks! doesn't that bother you?"

I also like jumping castles, laughing heaps and running

I also like Family Guy (I'm OBSESSED with Stewie!), Harry Potter (OBSESSED) and One Tree Hill (OBSESSED)

Fanfiction & You Tube

Summer Heights High (Mr G, Jonah and Ja'mie ROCK)

Blue Tack

ღ What I Don't Like ღ

Vegies... YUCK!

Pies without sauce. That's just WEIRRRD in my opinion!

People who say crap about my friends

Asthma, what I'm cursed with. For an active person like me, having asthma is cruel

Dresses/Skirts/Girly clothes... incase you haven't guessed... I'm a tom-boy

Animal cruelty, bullying & child abuse...

Paris Hilton

Cleaning my room. It just gets messy again anyway!

My curly hair... it's HORRIBLE! Thank god for the invention of straighteners!

Science/Maths

My ex Scottish science teacher (Quote: "Start stoppin and stop startin!")

ღ Quotes ღ

If there are no stupid questions then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to answer a question? Author Unkown

I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge -- myth is more potent than history -- dreams are more powerful than facts -- hope always triumphs over experience -- laughter is the cure for grief -- love is stronger than death Author Unkown

You can shed tears that they are gone, or you can smile because they have lived. You can close your eyes and pray that they will come back, or you can open your eyes and see all they've left. Your heart can be empty because you can't see them or you can be full of the love you shared. You can turn your back on tomorrow and live yesterday, or you can be happy about tomorrow because of yesterday. You can remember them only that they are gone, or you can cherish their memory and let it live on. You can cry and close your mind, be empty and turn your back. Or you could do what they'd want: smile, open your eyes, love and go on Author Unkown

Love is stronger then death although it can't stop death from happening, but no matter how hard death tries it can't seperate people from love. It can't take away our memories either. In the end, life is stronger then death Author Unkown

There are things that we don't want to happen but have to accept, things we don't want to know but have to learn, and people we can't live without but have to let go Author Unkown

What 'Z' word is used to describe someone who has returned from the dead? Contestant: Unicorn?

Does this chicken snitzel burger have beef in it? Me

Are you eating a pie without sauce? THAT'S SO WEIRD! Me

Me: Hey what did the give way sign say to the car? Friend: Um... stop? Me: No! Give way!

Me (looking at a LARGE sized jumper): Hey look, this'll fit it's size little! My sister: That's size large, idiot! Me: Oh!...

Me (seeing the lunch lady from my school driving past, I start running after her): I want my Sheardy Burger! Give me my Sheardy Burger! A couple of days later at school Lunch Lady: Was that you running behind my car screaming about a Sheardy Burger? Me:... Um... Yes?

Me (at Pizza Hut for a friend's birthday): My mum and I just went to MacDonald's and I got a cheeseburger Friend: You do realize you're about to have an 'all you can eat' here right? Me: Yeah well... I was hungry!

Me (at Pizza Hut having discovered the mousse is all gone): Who ate my mousse? I've been looking forward to the mousse all bloody day and now there's none left! Friend: Go tell them the mousse bowl is empty Me: Yeah I will! (walks up to counter) Um excuse me? You ran out of mousse so could you like, refill it please?

Me (feeling very sick): Oh I shouldn't have eaten all that mousse! Friend's mum: Hey Harlz would you like some cake? Me: NO! Thank you! No thanks!

Me (after going to see Shannon Noll at a concert): Imagine if Shannon Noll drove past and asked us if we wanted a lift!... a little while later. Imagine if he walked in while we were standing here waiting for you to get your money out of the bank! Back at home. Imagine if his car broke down near our house and he came and asked us if he could borrow our phone? Friend: You're obsessed with him now aren't you? Me: He's cool!

Me (still obsessing over Shannon Noll): I wish he came over our side too! Friend: Yeah! They're so lucky they got to touch his hand! Me: They got to touch his hand and I didn't? That sucks! I'm gonna go bash them now!

Me (eating a lasagna): Mmm! Friend: That looks nice! Me: Yeah it tastes nice too. Friend: Oh you bitch!

Me (rock up to school in my awesome Stewie shirt that says; 'you are under my control'): Hey guys! Cousin: Man stealer! Me: What are you on about? STEWIE'S MY MAN!

Me (writing in art book with stick and ink): My name is Harlee (won't enter last name here for protection) ... Hello Harlee (won't enter last name here for protection) my name is Tom Riddle. Do you know anything about the Chamber of Secrets? ... Yes. Can you tell me? No!... There isn't really an exclamation mark but now there is!

Me (just before HP5 movie is about to start. I'm all excited): Okay I promise I won't talk during the movie... later on during the movie. Stupid Umbridge! I hate her! And look at Snape he's holding Harry's hand! Friend: Shhh! You said you wouldn't talk! Me: Sorry!

Me: There better be Quidditch in the Half-Blood Prince! Because there wasn't in the fifth movie when there was supposed to be and in the Goblet of Fire they didn't show the whole Quidditch World Cup! It sucked! I was looking forward to it! Friend: Right...

Me: Oh my god I saw who's going to be Slughorn in the Half-Blood Prince and he doesn't look like he's going to be fat... He has to be fat! If he isn't fat then it will just be ruined! I saw a picture of the actor... Friend: Right...