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Author has written 42 stories for Harry Potter. Update 11/11/2008 BajaB is pronounced "Badger Bee". I am a late 30's male with delusions of one day writing something worth publishing. Beware: Almost all of my stories have a twist in the tail, that's what makes them interesting (I hope). Unfortunately I tend not to use a beta that often, meaning most of my stories have some typos and grammar problems. A few were fixed by the wonderful Melandry from Perfect Imagination, and a lot of the others by the guys at AFC. Message me any mistakes you see. There is no doubt in my mind that the current movies will be replaced by a computer generated, long running TV series that is much truer to the books and expands the day to day lives of Harry and his friends, instead of compressing them and losing most of the wonderful bits that make the books so special. Deathly Hallows was much better than HBP or OotP, but the epilogue was atrocious (Albus Severus Potter? gag ) and much of the plot was crud (Dumbledore forgot the ring was a Horcrux? Just how senile was he? Hermione packed everything they might need, except food!) and some of the changes to canon magic rules seem poorly thought out (You need a wand to Apparate, but you don't have to be holding it - GoF,Ootp,HBP,DH. You can turn a desk into a pig -Minerva in PS, make sauce come from your wand while cooking - Molly in GoF, and refill a bottle of wine -Harry in HBP, but can't create food? Why didn't the Trace record Riddle casting unforgiveables when he was underage and in a Muggle house in front of Muggles; in HBP DD said the house was monitored, not the person, but in DH it is the person being monitored. I sure hope the movie version of Deathly Hallows is better than the book (like OotP), although the fact it will be two movies is really disappointing (money spinning gits). LilSheep has done a French translation of Fugitives of Azkaban http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4105041/1/Les_Fugitifs_dAzkaban A Portugese version by Juliana Black Lichtler is here http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4218274/1/Fugitivos_de_Azkaban There is also a French translation of The WunderWand done by Leia Tortoise here http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3169765/1/La_Baguette_Miracle Thank you all very much. Baja Something of interest: June 1997 Philosopher's Stone 76944 words July 1998 Chamber of Secrets - 85141 words July 1999 Prisoner of Azkaban - 107253 words July 2000 Goblet of Fire - 190637 words June 2003 Order of the Phoenix - 257045 words July 2005 Half-Blood Prince - 168923 words July 2007 Deathly Hallows - 204796 words Official Word Count Provided by Scholastic Inc (except DH). 31/10/2008 - My very first publication! Issue 22 of Flashme Magazine has a competition for flash fiction of 250 words or less. My entry, Official Notification, is in it, and has also been picked as the first Editor's Pick. See it here: http://www.wingedhalo.com/flashme.html Buy it and vote for my entry! :) (The rest of the magazine is good too.) | |||||||||||
1. Veritas Oracle » reviewsA series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to possible implied sexual situations, suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff later on, maybe. :Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,331 - Reviews: 200 - Updated: 12-2-08 - Published: 10-31-082. The Substitute » reviewsThe magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently makes everybody doubt everything they thought they knew about the boy who lived. AU GOF.Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,611 - Reviews: 264 - Updated: 11-28-08 - Published: 11-7-083. Last Day reviewsThe very last day of the Second War did not happen when most thought it did; it happened much, much later. AU after Half Blood Prince. Slightly dark story.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-22-08 - Published: 10-22-084. Dark Marauder reviewsWhat if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,642 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 10-10-08 - Published: 10-10-085. Mistaken Identity reviewsAuror Ron misjudges a situation - badly. M Rating for implied sexual situation.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 9-23-08 - Published: 9-23-086. The Greatest Minister of Magic reviews“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of FireComplete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 117 - Updated: 8-20-08 - Published: 8-20-087. Not Noteworthy reviewsNotes were handed out to students, warning them not to use magic over the holidays "I always hope they'll forget to give us these," said Fred Weasley sadly. After first year, Harry gets to do magic at home. Light and simple bit of cute fun.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 8-1-08 - Published: 8-1-088. Magic is useless reviewsMagic, decided Harry Potter, as he rubbed his sore behind, is quite useless. Post DH, but before the epilogue, one-shot, and meaningless. Just a bit of fun.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 7-22-089. Why Time Travel is a Bad idea reviewsHarry vs. Fate - The dreaded time-travel cliche as you have probably never seen it done before. Highly AU. Sorry for the inconvenience.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 5-16-08 - Published: 5-16-0810. Death of a Nobody reviewsOne person who died during the series can live, but one who lived must die. Veritaserum com February 2008 one-shot challenge Winner .Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 3-1-08 - Published: 3-1-0811. Two Weeks in the Alley reviews13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,292 - Reviews: 129 - Updated: 1-26-08 - Published: 1-26-0812. Almost a Squib » reviewsWhat if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,901 - Reviews: 458 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 11-11-0713. Fugitives of Azkaban » reviewsA 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,970 - Reviews: 738 - Updated: 9-11-07 - Published: 6-15-0714. Fate of the Stone reviewsWhat really happened to the Philosopher's stone? A one hundred word drabble of a unique idea that wasn't big enough for a 'full' story. Could be canon!Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 6-13-07 - Published: 6-13-0715. Moonlight on White Wings reviewsSomething for Hegwig. Written before Deathly Hallows was released.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-17-07 - Published: 5-17-0716. Temptation reviewsSometimes, temptation is too great for even the most humble amongst us. A one hundred word drabble that could be canon.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-19-07 - Published: 3-19-0717. Relive reviewsAlbus Dumbledore's will gives Harry an incredibly powerful spell, one that should only be used in the direst of emergencies. What will the consequences be? Post HBP, oneshot. [No DH]Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 3-8-07 - Published: 3-8-0718. Harry gets Motivated reviewsHarry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,453 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 3-6-07 - Published: 3-6-0719. First Task reviewsThe first Triwizard Tournament task from a very different perspective: the Dragon's. AU.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-2-07 - Published: 3-2-0720. No Next Adventure reviewsNo physical torment can compare, no mental anguish came even close. Who is not ready to go onto the Next Great Adventure? [No DH]Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-7-07 - Published: 2-7-0721. The Memory Chest » reviews[Completed] An Alternate Universe seventh year story picking up immediately after HBP. Dumbledore leaves Harry an interesting legacy. A bit of humour, some action, even a bit of angst and romance. Includes my guesses for DH some were close!.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 158,267 - Reviews: 305 - Updated: 2-2-07 - Published: 12-1-0622. The Phoenix’s Choice reviewsCan Lucius Malfoy be redeemed? A choice has been offered to the unrepentant Death Eater, will he take it? Crime and punishment in the HP universe. Post Hogwarts, AU DH, oneshot, slightly dark.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-9-06 - Published: 11-9-0623. The Return » reviewsWere Horcruxes the only step Voldemort took towards immortality? I doubt it. AU, No DH, Post Hogwarts action story with a twist or two. Slightly dark Character death.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,315 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-30-06 - Published: 1-20-0624. The Price of Knowledge reviewsWhat price will one of the 'not so Golden Trio' pay to secretly learn the most difficult of spells? Post HBP introspective oneshot. Thanks to SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch for the title.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-22-06 - Published: 10-22-0625. My Enemy’s Son reviewsI want to rush through these early names and get to the name that I know is waiting for me, but taking my time and reading each one slowly and carefully increases my anticipation, already agonisingly sweet since I recognised the son of my enemy.' AU,No DHComplete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-22-06 - Published: 10-22-0626. Helpful Hints for First Years » reviewsWhat things should First year students at Hogwarts know? A two chapter list fic of warnings and information vital to happiness and success at Hogwarts, or maybe not.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 10-2-06 - Published: 9-25-0627. Secrets of Severus reviewsThe horrid and sordid truth behind the hated potions Professor and his actions. Pre HBP, AU, No DH.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-24-06 - Published: 8-24-0628. Grawp's Big Tale reviewsGrawp, the most neglected character in the HP series. AU, Post HBP, No DH.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-16-06 - Published: 7-16-0629. Sweet Dream Sweets reviewsTo help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 6-29-06 - Published: 6-29-0630. Homework Excuses reviewsOne of the Marauder's has the worst possible excuse for not completing his homework on time. Early Marauders era.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 6-2-06 - Published: 6-2-0631. Forgotten reviewsWhat is the dark secret of how Harry came to terms with Sirius's death in the two weeks between OotP and HBP? Cowritten with Snapelover of Veritaserum.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-9-06 - Published: 5-9-0632. A Life Lived Too Long reviewsThe greatest wizard of all time contemplates a very long life and all that it has entailed. Sad little oneshot with a twist of course. HBP compliant [No DH]Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-22-06 - Published: 4-22-0633. WunderWand reviewsArgus Filch receives mail that makes him more excited than a signed 'Permission to Whip Students' form: The Wunderwand, from the makers of Kwikspell. Oneshot set before the Goblet of Fire.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-9-06 - Published: 2-9-0634. Death Eater reviewsWaiting for my turn to approach where the Dark Lord sat in his high backed, regal chair, I briefly wondered how different my life could have been if the Sorting Hat had got it right. Post HBP, AU, No DH.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-25-06 - Published: 1-25-0635. A Robbery to remember reviewsA thief hired to burgle a popular Diagon Alley store faces more challenges than the champions of a Triwizard Tournament. Short oneshot of an original character set after HBP.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-25-06 - Published: 1-25-0636. Harry Potter and the Mary Sue reviewsRequired reading for aspiring fanfic authors, or so I have been told. Yet another completely irreverent 'Mary Sue' parody. Set after HBP, but in no way cannon.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-24-06 - Published: 1-24-0637. Dudders' Adventure reviewsDudley Dursley never really hated Harry Potter, but he did want what was in his room... Dudley decides to investigate Harry's room, with unfortunate consequences. Short oneshot set after GoF.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 1-23-06 - Published: 1-23-0638. Position Vacant 2 The First Day reviewsThe new DADA teacher faces an uncertain first day. Sequel to Position Vacant, but more serious and a different style. Post HBP One shot [No DH]Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-19-06 - Published: 1-19-0639. Position Vacant 1 The DADA Interviews reviewsMcGonagall holds interviews for a new DADA teacher after placing an advert in the paper. Unfortunately not many suitable people are willing to take on the infamous position, but a few unsuitable ones want to try! Comedy oneshot set after HBP.[No DH]Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 1-11-06 - Published: 1-11-0640. A new Fountain of Magical Brethren reviewsReplacing the Fountain in the Ministry of Magic should have been a simple affair, but this is the magical world, and nothing is ever simple. Oneshot of an original character, with a cameo or two from some of your favourites. Pre DH.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-6-06 - Published: 1-6-0641. Weasley's Wearables reviewsFred and George turn to Arthur for advice when their store starts to become sucessful, but is everything as it seems, or are they once again up to mischief, and can Arthur really help? Comedy oneshot set after the boys open their store in OotP.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-6-06 - Published: 1-6-0642. Day of the Spoons reviewsWill Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotPComplete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 1-5-06 - Published: 1-5-06
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