1. Magic is useless reviews
Magic, decided Harry Potter, as he rubbed his sore behind, is quite useless. Post DH, but before the epilogue, one-shot, and meaningless. Just a bit of fun. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 7-22-08 2. Why Time Travel is a Bad idea reviews
Harry vs. Fate - The dreaded time-travel cliche as you have probably never seen it done before. Highly AU. Sorry for the inconvenience. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 5-16-08 - Published: 5-16-08 3. Death of a Nobody reviews
One person who died during the series can live, but one who lived must die. Veritaserum com February 2008 one-shot challenge Winner . Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 3-1-08 - Published: 3-1-08 4. Two Weeks in the Alley reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,967 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 1-26-08 - Published: 1-26-08 5. Almost a Squib » reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,705 - Reviews: 410 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 11-11-07 6. Fugitives of Azkaban » reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,652 - Reviews: 717 - Updated: 9-11-07 - Published: 6-15-07 7. Fate of the Stone reviews
What really happened to the Philosopher's stone? A one hundred word drabble of a unique idea that wasn't big enough for a 'full' story. Could be canon! Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 6-13-07 - Published: 6-13-07 8. Moonlight on White Wings reviews
Something for Hegwig. Written before Deathly Hallows was released. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-17-07 - Published: 5-17-07 9. Temptation reviews
Sometimes, temptation is too great for even the most humble amongst us. A one hundred word drabble that could be canon. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-19-07 - Published: 3-19-07 10. Relive reviews
Albus Dumbledore's will gives Harry an incredibly powerful spell, one that should only be used in the direst of emergencies. What will the consequences be? Post HBP, oneshot. [No DH] Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 3-8-07 - Published: 3-8-07 11. Harry gets Motivated reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,453 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 3-6-07 - Published: 3-6-07 12. First Task reviews
The first Triwizard Tournament task from a very different perspective: the Dragon's. AU. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-2-07 - Published: 3-2-07 13. No Next Adventure reviews
No physical torment can compare, no mental anguish came even close. Who is not ready to go onto the Next Great Adventure? [No DH] Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-7-07 - Published: 2-7-07 14. The Memory Chest » reviews
[Completed] An Alternate Universe seventh year story picking up immediately after HBP. Dumbledore leaves Harry an interesting legacy. A bit of humour, some action, even a bit of angst and romance. Includes my guesses for DH some were close!. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 158,267 - Reviews: 294 - Updated: 2-2-07 - Published: 12-1-06 15. The Phoenix’s Choice reviews
Can Lucius Malfoy be redeemed? A choice has been offered to the unrepentant Death Eater, will he take it? Crime and punishment in the HP universe. Post Hogwarts, AU DH, oneshot, slightly dark. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-9-06 - Published: 11-9-06 16. The Return » reviews
Were Horcruxes the only step Voldemort took towards immortality? I doubt it. AU, No DH, Post Hogwarts action story with a twist or two. Slightly dark Character death. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,315 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-30-06 - Published: 1-20-06 17. The Price of Knowledge reviews
What price will one of the 'not so Golden Trio' pay to secretly learn the most difficult of spells? Post HBP introspective oneshot. Thanks to SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch for the title. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-22-06 - Published: 10-22-06 18. My Enemy’s Son reviews
I want to rush through these early names and get to the name that I know is waiting for me, but taking my time and reading each one slowly and carefully increases my anticipation, already agonisingly sweet since I recognised the son of my enemy.' AU,No DH Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-22-06 - Published: 10-22-06 19. Helpful Hints for First Years » reviews
What things should First year students at Hogwarts know? A two chapter list fic of warnings and information vital to happiness and success at Hogwarts, or maybe not. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 10-2-06 - Published: 9-25-06 20. Secrets of Severus reviews
The horrid and sordid truth behind the hated potions Professor and his actions. Pre HBP, AU, No DH. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-24-06 - Published: 8-24-06 21. Grawp's Big Tale reviews
A short tale of Grawp, the most neglected character in the HP series. AU, Post HBP, No DH. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-16-06 - Published: 7-16-06 22. Sweet Dream Sweets reviews
Humor. Oneshot. Post HBP. What have the brilliant Weasley Twins, Fred and George, come up with now? To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it the twins develop a new treat. [No DH] Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 6-29-06 - Published: 6-29-06 23. Homework Excuses reviews
One of the Marauder's has the worst possible excuse for not completing his homework on time. Early Marauders era. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 6-2-06 - Published: 6-2-06 24. Forgotten reviews
What is the dark secret of how Harry came to terms with Sirius's death in the two weeks between OotP and HBP? Cowritten with Snapelover of Veritaserum. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-9-06 - Published: 5-9-06 25. A Life Lived Too Long reviews
The greatest wizard of all time contemplates a very long life and all that it has entailed. Sad little oneshot with a twist of course. HBP compliant [No DH] Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-22-06 - Published: 4-22-06 26. WunderWand reviews
Argus Filch receives mail that makes him more excited than a signed 'Permission to Whip Students' form: The Wunderwand, from the makers of Kwikspell. Oneshot set before the Goblet of Fire. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-9-06 - Published: 2-9-06 27. Death Eater reviews
Waiting for my turn to approach where the Dark Lord sat in his high backed, regal chair, I briefly wondered how different my life could have been if the Sorting Hat had got it right. Post HBP, AU, No DH. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-25-06 - Published: 1-25-06 28. A Robbery to remember reviews
A thief hired to burgle a popular Diagon Alley store faces more challenges than the champions of a Triwizard Tournament. Short oneshot of an original character set after HBP. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-25-06 - Published: 1-25-06 29. Harry Potter and the Mary Sue reviews
Required reading for aspiring fanfic authors, or so I have been told. Yet another completely irreverent 'Mary Sue' parody. Set after HBP, but in no way cannon. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-24-06 - Published: 1-24-06 30. Dudders' Adventure reviews
Dudley Dursley never really hated Harry Potter, but he did want what was in his room... Dudley decides to investigate Harry's room, with unfortunate consequences. Short oneshot set after GoF. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1-23-06 - Published: 1-23-06 31. Position Vacant 2 The First Day reviews
The new DADA teacher faces an uncertain first day. Sequel to Position Vacant, but more serious and a different style. Post HBP One shot [No DH] Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-19-06 - Published: 1-19-06 32. Position Vacant 1 The DADA Interviews reviews
McGonagall holds interviews for a new DADA teacher after placing an advert in the paper. Unfortunately not many suitable people are willing to take on the infamous position, but a few unsuitable ones want to try! Comedy oneshot set after HBP.[No DH] Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 1-11-06 - Published: 1-11-06 33. A new Fountain of Magical Brethren reviews
Replacing the Fountain in the Ministry of Magic should have been a simple affair, but this is the magical world, and nothing is ever simple. Oneshot of an original character, with a cameo or two from some of your favourites. Pre DH. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-6-06 - Published: 1-6-06 34. Weasley's Wearables reviews
Fred and George turn to Arthur for advice when their store starts to become sucessful, but is everything as it seems, or are they once again up to mischief, and can Arthur really help? Comedy oneshot set after the boys open their store in OotP. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-6-06 - Published: 1-6-06 35. Day of the Spoons reviews
Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 1-5-06 - Published: 1-5-06 |
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