Hello peoples!

Here is the disclaimer for all my stories:

There sat a pudgy girl who looked about fifteen on a horribly beaten up chair in front of a broken down desk.

"There! I have my perfect working conditions!"

Two chairs appeared.

On one those two chairs was an abnormally small basilisk. The other was shrouded in darkness because of no legal release forms, and the figure wanted to be seen in this authoress's next fic first.

"Basil, not to be said because of lack of legal release forms, how are you today!"

"Why are you so happy!" hissed the snake.

"I gots a healthy amount of sleep under my belt!"

"Oh well... IDGARA!"

"Now that's just rude."

Figure shrouded in darkness made a sound of agreement.

"You should listen to no release forms on gender either. In all honesty Basil; why exactly don't I kill you in a horrible/painful/embarrassing accident?"

"Aren't we doing a disclaimer?"

"Oh yeah... well anything you recognize isn't mine. Except Basil... never Basil."

"Crazy bi..."

A penguin appeared with a razor.

Basil screamed.

Figure shrouded in darkness and Authoress laughed as the penguin tried to heavily maim the "innocent" basilisk.

"Where'd you get that penguin?" asked Figure shrouded in darkness.

"Wal-Mart! You can get anything there! They call it a 'hit penguin'." answered Authoress.

Hi! That was a scene that I thought up because I was bored. Now don't go reporting me for lack of disclaimer.

A little about me:

I'll sail any ship that is well written except H/Hr and H/G. They are a little obsessive about this ship. No offence to the un-obsessed.

Anime's I like are Kiba, most anything on Adult Swim, Naruto, and Princess Tutu.

I am a Dominican Floridian, currently in eigth grade.

I will say nothing else as I find all other topics mundane.

By the way, be afraid, I'm writing again.

I have this thing where I only update if I have enough reviews. Three I mean... Seriously, three's my lucky number.

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http://www.theblanchards.com/hp/index.html

The reason for these links is because mispellings, giberish, and gramical mistakes just irk me.