Name: Dani (Nickname at least)

Age: 14

Birthday: December, 17

Live: Georgia

Favorite Anime/Manga: InuYasha;Kodocha;Girl Got Game;Princess Tutu;Instant Teen: Just Add Nuts;Chobits;Naruto;Rurouni Kenshin;Beet: The Vandel Buster;

Fullmetal Alchemist;Tokyo Mew Mew;Absolute Boyfriend;Ultra Maniac;W Juliet;Card Captor Sakura;Case Closed;Castle in the Sky;Daa! Daa! Daa!;D N Angel;

Fruits Basket;And lotsmore

Favorite Pairings:InuYasha&Kogome;;Makoto&Ito;;Fukir&Ahiru(Duck);;Mytho&Rue;;Eniwa&Kyo;;Sakura&Syaoran;;Sana&Akito;;Miroku&Sango;;Natsumi&Asuma;;

Hideki&Chii;;Sakura&Sasuke;;Kogo&Ayame;;Ichigo&Ryou;;Ichigo&Masaya;;Suze&Jesse (From the Mediator Series by Meg Cabot);;Lucia&Kaito;;Hanon&Nagisa;;

Shita;;Pazu&Kanata&Miyu;;Jimmy&Rachel;;Daisuke&Rika;;Tohru&Kyo;;Ed&Winry;;

Pets: Jack (Parson's Jack Russell Terrier)

Hobbies: Reading(mostly fanfics! lol) cooking, not going to school, soccer, volleyball, outdoor stuff, singing, flute, stuff

Favorite Fanfiction Excerpt: "I - er - you... Well, what I mean is..." he coughed, "Should I get... regular, or... uh... heavy? Or... I dunno," she could hear him fumbling with some packaging on the other end of the phone and hi voice dropped awkwardly, "... extra-heavy?" she could imagine him closing his eyes in horror at having said the word.

InuYasha Ishikawa was out. Buying feminine products.

He waited impatiently for her to stop laughing, growling at her whenever he imagined he could make himself heard. Finally, Kagome managed to control herself, "Regular will do just fine."

He sounded huffy again. "Tampax or Always?"

"Always."

"I'm never talking to you again after this," he muttered.

She grinned, "I know. Thank you, InuYasha. Seriously, you're the best."

Kagome heard his quiet self-abashing chuckle. "Yeah, I had better be."

--also the parady that follows it!--

Inuyasha At The Check-Out Stand When He Was Buying Said Feminine Products XDDDDDDD.

Inuyasha sidled into the back of the line, trying to hide the bag of pads in the crook of his elbow. If he covered up the REGULAR part of the lettering, he bared the part that cheerfully claimed "ALWAYS! Ultra Thin." He sighed, electing to proclaim the REGULAR part to the world instead. He shifted his arm.

"Hey, man. Fancy seeing you here," a voice sounded enthusiastically from behind him.

He turned around apprehensively.

Oh, bloody hell.

"K-Kouga. Ahahaha," Inuyasha laughed nervously. "Er. Yeah. Uh. Hahaha. Fancy - um - seeing you here.”

“What'chu got there?” Kouga asked, holding up his bag of apples as if bargaining for Inuyasha's answer.

“Ahahahaha. That's a – ah – very good question. And I'll say…uh… what I'm about to say… vis-à-vis… the…um… following. I – erm – excuse me.” Inuyasha swobbled out of line and flung himself into a random isle. Pressing himself against a shelf, he shut his eyes tight and hoped Kouga wouldn't follow him. He didn't.

After a few moments, Inuyasha opened his eyes again and realized where he was.

He was back in the goddamn tampon isle.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

And he'd been pressing himself against a package that said “LeakGuard Core! Ultra-Absorbent Barrier!”

Oh, for the love of God.

10 minutes later, after he had calmed down from his hysterical sobbing fit (5 different attendants had gathered around him at one point to try and comfort him), Inuyasha peeked out towards the check-out lines again.

It seemed safe enough.

Humming the Mission Impossible theme song under his breath, Inuyasha darted out, hiding behind a pile of homoerotic books, and then taking cover behind a stack of People magazine (“Will Brad and Angelina finally split?”). Out of breath, he made it in line. With a sigh of relief, he placed his cursed parcel on the moving belt.

PS: All of this was caught on the security camera.

PPS: It was put on YouTube a day later.

Raelesti's Nameless Song