HELLO PEOPLES! TheGoldenSlurpee here, saying what I want!

My name: NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX, BUB!

age: 14

Location: the capital of some random state.

Names of current voices in head: Shawn, Boing-Boing, Tessa, Byron, Tim, Bob, Jeff, Patrick O'Mally, Skittles, Lahar, Kunoichi, Voltage, Pyra, Indigo, Cassie, Chibi-Meesh, Kayoga, and Darien!

Number of current voices in head: 18!

Official Unofficial Titles, or OUT: here's the dealio: What was on the certificate, What was done.

Most effective use of make-up. cos-play contest, I went as Modern Kenshin.

Best in show for originality. Again, cos-play contest, I went as overly obsessed Naruto fan.

Latest Hat: A hat that my Aunt and Uncle got me when they went to Mexico.

The nonline things I am currently in to.

Xiaolin Showdown

Teen Titans

Full Metal Alchamist

Rugrats All Grbown Up

Thats So Raven

The Buzz on Maggie

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

Desperate House Wives

Naruto

Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo

X-Play

Cheat!

America's Funniest Home Videos

Extreme Make Over: Home Edition

Rugrats

Yu-Gi-Oh

Yu-Gi-Oh GX

Totally Spies

Lilo and Stitch: the series

Legendz

Pokemon

Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go!

Dave the Barbarian

Avatar: The Last Air Bender

Fruits Basket

manga! Manga! MANGA! YAAAAAY!

Eragon

Eldest (sequel to Eragon)

Harry Potter

DRAMACON! OMFG, this is the best manga EVA!

Anima, AWESOMENESS!

Peach Fuzz

Sorcerers and Secretaries

fav male characters

ok, heres the thing, the characters shown here I will put, in parentheses, what show/manga they are from. If they are not from said show/manga, then I will say where they are from. Thank you for your time. By the by, SRMTHFG! stands for Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go! I'm just to lazy to type it in.

tie between

BEAST BOY!

KID FLASH!

Robin (this one plus the two above Teen Titans)

Cyborg (Teen Titans)

Dave (Dave the Barbarian)

Mr. Whiskers (Brandy and Mr. Whiskers)

Inuyasha (Inuyasha, duh)

Caleb (W.I.T.C.H.)

Chiro (SRMTHFG)

Sprx (SRMTHFG)

Antari (SRMTHFG)

Gibson (SRMTHFG)

Otto (SRMTHFG)

Eddie Thomas (Thats so Raven)

Pupert Pesky (The buzz on Maggie)

Jaden Yuki (YGO GX)

Syrus (YGO GX)

Chumly (YGO GX)

Zane (YGO GX)

Senbei Norimaki (He IS Dr. Slump)

Taro Soramame (Dr. Slump)

Peasuke Soramame (Dr. Slump)

Ken Kazaki (Legendz)

Leo Ekigan (Legendz)

Seth (made up by yours truly)

Byron Dorusi (made him up)

Voltage (made him up, alter ego of Byron Dorusi)

Lahar (made him up)

Darien (made him up)

Sakai (made him up)

Naruto Uzumaki (... take a wild guess.)

Shikamaru Nara (Naruto)

Neji Hyuuga (Naruto)

Kankuro!! (Naruto)

Hato Omoi (made up, not by me)

fav FEmale characters

same as male with the parenthises and what not.

Raven (Teen Titans)

Starfire (Teen Titans)

Pyra (made her up)

Tessa Keri (made her up)

Kunoichi (made her up, alter ego of Tessa Keri)

Amanda (made her up)

Cassie (made her up)

Lizzie (made up, not by me)

Niagra (made up, not by me)

Aquazeen (made up, not by me)

Ririko Yasuhara (Legendz)

Jinx (Teen Titans)

Bumble Bee (Teen Titans)

Arale Norimaki (Dr. Slump)

Akane Kimidori (Dr. Slump)

Gatchan Norimaki (Dr. Slump)

Pan (dragon ball GT)

Kaoruko Goshika (Legendz)

Ms. Midori Yamabuki (Dr. Slump)

Will (W.I.T.C.H.)

Irma (W.I.T.C.H.)

Taranee (W.I.T.C.H.)

Cornelia (W.I.T.C.H.)

Hay Lin (W.I.T.C.H.)

Elyon (W.I.T.C.H.)

Raven Baxter (Thats so Raven)

Chelsea (Thats so Raven)

Kagome (Inuyasha)

Sango (Inuyasha)

Maggie Pesky (The buzz on Maggie)

Nova (SRMTHFG)

Kinoko Sarada (Dr. Slump)

Temari (Naruto)

Hinata (Naruto)

Seiko Noraiko (made up by me)

Cho Shirogane (made up, not by me)

Mutsuko Warai (made up, not by me)

TenTen (naruto)

fav pairings for shows

Teen Titans

BBRae

CyBee

RobStar

Avatar

Katara/Aang

W.I.T.C.H.

Will/Matt

Cornelia/Caleb

Taranee/Nigel

Naruto

NaruHina

SasuSaku

NaruSasu (:3)

KibaHina

ShinoKiba

KankuTen

ShikaTema

ShikaIno

DeiTobi

NejiTen

ChoujiIno (hey, the fic by StEpPiNgStOnEs got me hooked!)

OrochiKabu

HATED PAIRINGS!

Teen Titans

Beast Boy being with anyone but Raven

Raven being with anyone but BB

Robin being with anyone but Star

Starfire being with anyone but Robin

Control Freak being with anyone, but I do want his remote

Slade, plain and simple

Bumble Bee being with anyone but Cyborg

Cyborg being with anyone but Bumble Bee

Mas with Jinx

Menos with Jinx

Naruto

NaruSaku

SakuHina

IruKaka

quotes:

"You got any glue? Or staples, Dracula can make due with staples." Dracula in The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy-house of the ancients

"I pledge allegiance" "I pledge allegiance" "To the band" "To the band" "Of Mr. Schneebly" "Of Mr. Schneebly" "And will not fight him" "And will not fight him" "For creative control" "For creative control" "And will differ to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band" "(confused mumbling)" "Lets get rocking!" School of Rock, awesome quote. and long.

"Knock it off Napoleon! Make your self a dang quesi-dilla!" You should know.

"(falls to the ground)" "Aidan?" "I think he's dead, can I poke him?" my brother, my mom, then me after me bro lost at Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix. he's ok.

"I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it way. I wrote you name on my hand but washed it the next day. I wrote your name on a piece of paper but I threw it away. I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay." anonymous

"Konnichiwa! I'm learning Japanese!" some animal from animal crossing.

"It's like 'The father went to the demon lands. The father sent the boy a kite. The boy is not wise enough to fly the kite until he is 8 years old.'" "More like the BORING east!" my friend and I, discussing the book we had to read.

"If she caught this many female grey squirrels," "hehehe" "What's so funny?" "She said squirrel." "hehe, squirrel." math teacher, friends, other friend, one of the first two friends, then me. in that order.

"If some one tells you anythings possible, ask them to dribble a football." a quote from my AGENDA!

"What's 47?" "The only lake left" "Saudi Arabia?" "(hits head)" My friend, me, friend, me.

"Can I make a dawgie? Dawgie, dawgie, dawgie?" another friend. I have some weird friends.

"Whoever says nothing is impossible hasn't tried slamming a revolving door." this is a quote from Weekly World News for the week of feb 5-feb 12 of 2006

"(rings bell)" "(moves bell) Stop ringing that bell!" "I was fixing it! It was down!" this kid named Kwame and my math teacher.

"est solaros oth mithus, my honor is my life" - Solamnic oath (Savannah wrote this)

"That really boils my potato!" some character in animal crossing

"If your dog if fat, your not getting enough exercise." another quote from my AGENDA!

"Celebrity's are people who work all their life to become famous, then wear dark glasses to avoid being recognized."I get alot of quotes from my AGENDA!

"When in doubt, don't ask why. Just invert and multiply!" this random thing I saw on a chalk board. guess what class it's in. come on, guess!

"I really can sing, but I'm nervous as hell and I gotta pee." Mike from American Idol auditions in Boston

"I'm so happy and I don't know why, I'm so happy, kiss a fly!" one of my many random songs

"And if you honk the horn, bubbles come out!" "Well, what happens if I honk you?" Eddie and Cory in That's so Raven

"Wolfman ate a squirrel. Dracula tell him to chew, but Wolfman don't listen to Dracula." Dracula from The Grim Advetures of Billy and Mandy-house of the ancients

"G!" "O!""D!" "R!" "A!" "M!" "A!" "C!" "L!" "U!" "B!" "EXCLAMATION POINT!" "Go, go dra, dra, go drame? Drame?" the basketball team and Ryan from High School Musical

"We'll never get pulled over for going 6 miles an hour!" Scottie from Mythbusters Season 1

"I found a toothpick." this girl, Dominique, after she found (wait for it) A TOOTH PICK!

"Why did you turn into Upgrade?" "It's complicated, you wouldn't understand." "The watch didn't do what you wanted, right?" "Shut up!" Gwen and Ben Tennyson from Ben 10.

"Sorry, my pants ate up all your ice cream." Captain Smoker from the One Piece manga.

"I wanna protest! (waves hands) I'd wave a big sign!" OMG, Barron is an idiot.

"I AM THE BOX GHOST!" Oh, come on! It's not that hard!

"I like this music, it is so shiny!" Rolf from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

"I would like a diet. No, Chocolate milkshake." "A diet chocolate milkshake?" Me and me mom at a dairy queen.

"I got nutrition facts with my socks!" Me when I was looking at my socks.

"(Sings lion king theme song at full blast)" "(Throws tennis ball at me)" "(Keeps singing after repeted hitting by the tennis ball)" Me and me bro when my parents wern't home. it didnt hurt much, but I took the ball anyway.

"Hey dude! You got a wedgie in your kabuki!" Tom Bergeron on an episode of America's funniest home videos.

"Beware of the cake ninjas." Again, AFV.

"My Sprite tastes like milk." brother.

"(sneezes three times on leg) THIS LEG BELONGS TO ME!" ya know when your brother/sister sneezes or licks something you want and says 'you want it now?' i just wanted to make sure that no one would steal my leg!

"Your this kind of anti-rain-funk-mood-lifter-upper-type-person!" animal crossing. WHO WOULD WANT TO SAY ALL THAT?

"You have forever killed the pureness and magic of muffins. Now I just think 'butt muffins'." From Lenore, the cute little dead girl comic #12

"Parkwood united methodest church. Watch your mouth." I saw this on a sign before. I thought it was kinda funny.

"Voted Number one crab cakes." The funny thing about this sign is that it was for an Olive Garden!

"Now you are in deep animal droppings!" Tutinstien. yup.

"GET THE LAST OUT SO I CAN WATCH MY SHOW!" I changed the channel to watch AFV, and its was bottum of the 9th inning and two outs, and I got a little ticked off because I wanted to watch my show because there was nothing else on.

"Well, you know women, their probably talking about mascara and blush." "No he did not cut up Alma and desolve the body parts in acid!" From Desparate Housewives. that was kinda funny.

"If your room is clean, you can stay on until 11:15." "Thats in like five minutes!" My mom and me, respectivly. My mom was making me clean my room and it was clean, she let me stay on until 11:30 though.

"Wanna know the worst way to die?" "How?" "Busting a vein while trying to get your shoes on before Thanksgiving dinner." I had some stuff I needed to do before Thanksgiving dinner and it felt like I almost busted a vein trying to get my shoes on.

"Don't give them candy, mom, they brought the whole neighborhood!" these two teens trick-or-treating when me, my brother, and my 12 cousins were coming to their house. if you wanna know the whole story, message me.

"LOVE ME!!" It's an inside joke with me, Dan, and Dusty.

"My ramen sences are tingling." my bro had ramen, and I sences it with my ramen sences. RAMEN DEALERS BEWARE!

"I will stop going out because slowness today." It's in Yu-Gi-Oh Nightmare Troubadour. It's funny. Deal.

"Don't judge me as dad, judge me as a fashion statement." my dad. before going out. yeah.

"Don't let a suitcase filled with cheese be your big fork and spoon." Marie. Everybody loves Raymond.

"Before you critizise someone, try walking a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away from them, and you'll have their shoes." Jack Handey.

"The moon IS made of cheese. And that, my friends, is why the aliens keep stealing cows." Not sure who said this.

"I'm here to kick ass and drink cups of tea! and I'm all out of tea!" Bakura, AKA LIMEY MAN! from Yugioh the abridged series.

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you apples, make apple juice. When life gives you watermelon, say WTF and throw them back." one part of the lemonade cycle.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch the world wonder how the HELL you did that." where did I get this? idk.

"MY EYE IS COLD! MY EYE IS COLD! MY EYE IS VERY VERY COLD!" It was windy, I was wearing my glasses, and my eye was cold.

"In an hour, I'm gonna be chillin in my crib." "You gon be in a coma!" Stupid, stupid Somarko.

"Just then, a funny looking woman appeared." "YOO-HOO!" "I said funny looking, not grotesque!" "Watch it sister, you're no Beyonce yourself." The best line in the school play.

"But I wanna listen to Panic! At the Discoooooo!" this kid on my bus.

"Hello, Chowder." "Oh, hello Panini. I have a message for you from Chowder. Who I am not." "Uh-huh" "Chowder has moved far away, and can not be your boyfriend anymore." "And where did he move to?" "Uhh... Take a right down the street, to the next town." "Uh-huh" "He's dead. Chowder's dead." "Wanna cookie, Chowder?" "OH BOY, WOULD I? eats cookie Aww man! I'm not your boyfriend!" the best line in Chowder. So far!

"TGIT! Thank God it's thanksgiving!" another kid on my bus.

"Hello. We are Penguins. Have some coffee." I said this after I saw this starbuckz commercial. It was penguins giving coffee to this window wiper guy.

"The pen may be mightier than the sword, but the spork beats all! Especially when wielded by CHUCK NORRIS!" I was on a super random high today...

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Big Green Eyes, akkiangel, LunaHilary, singergirl221, Legendary Trio

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.

The Akatsuki is secretly a model agency. 8/9 are smexxy. Coincidence? I think NOT! Copy and paste onto your profile if you think this is true.

Story Ideas and Stats:

Welcome to Penguin Village: Misc. Comics. (Dr. Slump) I am working on Chapter 6.

The Cartoon Tournament: Cartoon Crossover, Chapter 5 is in production

Daughter of the Sharigan: Naruto, Chapter 2 is up and running. Stuck on chappie 3. Ideas are accepted.

Randomocity: Crossovers, Chapter 1 is posted.

Naruto Commercial Spoofs: UP! Thinking of stuff for chappie dos.

Seafood Savior: Misc. Comics. (+Anima) workin on chappie one.

Untitled: Cartoons. Teen Titans.oneshot. I think. working.

Untitled: Anime. Naruto. almost done first chapter.

When push comes to shove: anime. Naruto. again. almost done first chapter.

The Chowder of Discontent: Cartoons: Chowder (as soon as they make one.) stuck.

How'd we get in THIS mess?: Video Games: Psychonauts. Working on chappie one.