My Favorite Quotes:

Late that night, while everyone slept, Itachi suddenly sat up in his bag and turned to his partner, “Ne, Kisame. Why do you think god made the platypus?”

“uh……wha?” Kisame blinked sleepily, “dammit Itachi, go to sleep!”

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The white haired nin rubbed his head nervously, “Sasuke and Itachi look like their about to attack each other”

This received an eye roll from Naruto, “I would be worried if those to didn’t look like they were about to kill each other. Have Kisame and Temari calm them down.”

Kabuto got more nervous, “Kisame and Temari are already making wagers with regards to the winner, so I don’t think they’ll be much help in defusing the situation”

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Itachi was the first to sense Naruto's approach, but felt another's presence and jumped up to a tree branch to look.

His eye's widening slightly, he jumped back down and poked Kisame, "Hey, Naruto brought someone back, a mist-nin"

Temari looked from her nap, "So? maybe he made a friend"

Kisame was less calm, "WHAT! Is he crazy? I've gotta hide somewhere"

Itachi continued on, "And its a girl"

Kisame continued to look shaken, "How is that relevant? It’s a mist nin!"

Temari, however, went rigid at this additional information, "WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?"

With now both Kisame and Temari in mild hysterics, Itachi smiled to himself. It was fun being him.

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Naruto leaned back and stretched, “Hmm…she’s pretty fast, but her actions are as predictable as Itachi’s in a candy store”

Hearing this, Itachi grabbed some Pocky and started to munch, “Some day I’ll get you all back for making fun of me…”

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All of the Above Quotes are from "Never Cut Twice" by 'Shadowmaster62'