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Lawbstur
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since: 12-05-05, id: 944193, Profile edited: 07-22-08

Favorite Characters

Transformers: Starscream, Blitzwing, Soundwave, Shockwave, Lugnut
Star Wars: General Grievous, Darth Vader, the droids, R2-D2, Shaak Ti, Boba Fett
Sonic the Hedgehog: Vector the Crocodile, Dark Oak, Metal Sonic, Charmy Bee

Upcoming Fics/Fic Ideas in Progress

Title: N/A Catergory: Godzilla Genre(s): Humor Rating: T possibly M in some chapters

A remake of the famous 'Kaiju Party' written by yours truly.

Title: N/A Catergory: Sonic the Hedgehog Genre(s): N/A Rating: T

Vector is infected with (unsure of what currently), causing him to mutate into a giant vicious crocodile with an appetite for blood. (It's a work in progress)

Title: Kaiju Guitar Heroes and Heroines Catergory: Godzilla Genre(s): Humor Rating: T

With the release of "Godzilla: Unleashed" rapidly approaching, the monsters find themselves in a battle to be confirmed in the new game. (Originally thought up before the release of Godzilla: Unleashed, some kaiju won't be mentioned)


Quotes:

--"I AM SPONGEBOB! DESTROYER OF EVIL!" Spongebob (Episode: Frankendoodle)

--"Spongegar Fwee Fwee!" Spongegar (Episode: Spongebob B.C.)

--"Fwee fwee no bonga!" Spongegar, Patar, and Squog(Episode: Spongebob B.C.)

--"Don't even bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident." Squidward(Spongebob Squarepants, Episode: Band Geeks)

--Spongebob: Well Patrick, I guess what everyone said about us was true...

Patrick: You mean that we're attractive? (The Spongebob Squarepants Movie)

--Patrick: I got it! Let's get naked!

Spongebob: No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate... (Episode: Chocolate with Nuts)

--Spongebob: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK, SQUIDWARD?!

Squidward: No.

Spongebob: Good! Cause we got customers! (Episode: Graveyard Shift)

--"OW! I burned my hand!...at night...(hand sizzles)" Spongebob(Episode: Graveyard Shift)

--Spongebob: What can be better than serving up smiles? (smiles in a dorky way)

Squidward: Being dead, or anything else.

Spongebob: I never knew you felt so strongly about this...

Squidward: Where have you been?... (Episode: Can You Spare A Dime?)

--Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good.

Patrick: Gotcha!

//they ring the doorbell//

Customer: Hello?

Patrick: I love you. (Episode: Chocolate With Nuts)

--"Hello Spongebob's house Spongebob speaking." Spongebob(Episode: Jellyfish Hunter)

--"I'm sure we could all pull together and discover what it truely means...to be in a marching band." Spongebob(Episode: Band Geeks)

--Lord Reginold: Are you sure it works?

Patrick: As sure as I'm a doctor professor. (Spongebob, Episode: Monkeys Overboard)

--ManRay: Are you Patrick Star?

Patrick: Yep.

ManRay: And this is your I.D.

Patrick: Yep.

ManRay: I found this ID in this wallet and if that's the case, this must be your wallet.

Patrick: Makes sense to me.

ManRay: Then take it.

Patrick: It's not my wallet. (Spongebob, Episode: MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy III)

--Patrick: Wait Spongebob! We're not cavemen, we have technology...(bangs the computer on the dollar)

Spongebob: It didn't work. (Episode: Wet Painters)

--"MATH IS POWER!" Patrick(Spongebob, Episode: I'm With Stupid)

--"Detective work! I'm going undercover." Spongebob(Episode: Whale of a Birthday)

--Mr. Krabs: Don't you wanna spend any money?!

Old fish biker: Don't you wanna kiss the seat of my pants? (Spongebob, Episode: Born To Be Wild)

--"YOU'RE HOT!" Patrick (The Spongebob Squarepants Movie)

--Customer fish: Are you open?

Squidward: Read the sign!

(the sign says CLOSED)

Customer fish: I'll take a Krabby Patty deluxe and double Chili Kelp fries. (Spongebob, Episode: Graveyard Shift)

--Spongebob: HOOOOORAY! (Floats up into a pink heart in happiness)

Flying Dutchman: You're gonna have to not do that. (Episode: Your Shoe's Untied)

--Mr. Krabs: I'm not Eugene Krabs! I'm Herald! Herald...uh...Flower!

Flying Dutchman: Oh, sorry I must have the wrong room (leaves to the reception desk) Excuse me nurse.

Nurse: Yes?

Flying Dutchman: I'm looking for Eugene Krabs.

Nurse: He's in that room (supposively pointing at the room)

Flying Dutchman: No that's Herald Flower.

Nurse: Herald Flower? (tone is a bit sarcastic) (Episode: Born Again Krabs)

--Spongebob: HOLY SHRIMP! (runs outside) Squidward! The sky had a baby for my cereal box! SQUID-WARD! (Squidward pokes his head outside his window) The sky had a baby!

Squidward: That's not a baby! That's a giant anchor! Now go away!

Patrick: Spongebob! The sky had a baby!

Spongebob: I know! (Episode: Shangheid)

-"Spongebob as a friend I have to say that's really geeky." Patrick (Spongebob Squarepants, Episode: I'm Your Biggest Fanatic)

-"What's so great about a nerdy pickle?" Patrick (Spongebob Squarepants, Episode: I'm Your Biggest Fanatic)

-"Yeah shake it! YEAH! Shake that bubble butt! YEAH!" Spongebob(Episode: Bubble Buddy)

--"That's alotta (dolphin noise) bad words!" Patrick(Spongebob Squarepants, Episode: Sailor Mouth)


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