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Author has written 13 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh. Hey peeps, Seryphael here. No sh1t. Formerly known as WildEm! Firstly, For "My Fair Dragon Lady", I have made a theatrical trailer on YouTube, the link is below. I'm quite proud of it. Catchy, synced and everything!!! A must if you follow the fic! And, for my "Yu-Gi-Oh meets Top Gear" fic, here's an actual episode, made by meeeeeeeeeee! "Yu-Gi-Oh meets Top Gear" Episode And some others, for fun! Parodies: Atem and Seto: Why socks are like sex... Kaiba takes the piss out of Joey and Tristan... Kaiba: How to tell if someone is German... The Last Time Kaiba Had A Party... "Seto, can you lend me some cash?" "Seto, can you lend me some cash?" 2 Tributes: Seto, Mokuba and Noah: Parle-Moi ENJOY!!! A message to everyone who's reading my profile - on 15th June 2007, Animehunter08's American History teacher very sadly passed away due to a cancer. This was very upsetting for her class and everyone that knew her. Animehunter08 has dedicated a poem to Ms. Fitch which is under the catagory of Jesus Christ Superstar and entitled after her. I'd like to ask everyone to visit the poem, because not only is it a moving piece of writing, it says a lot for the pupils' relationship with the teacher. I was so sad when I read this, partially because I know that if any teacher here in England had died tragically like that then most kids would be dancing on their grave, as pessimistic as it sounds. So please just leave Animehunter08 a review, even if only to give your condolancies. Thanks guys. Oh, hey, and another thing, in my story 'Some Things', I put the link of the video in the fic, but it hasn't shown it on the live preview, so here it is. Check it out i guarantee it will make you cry it's so sweet. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF9aBAM_aqs £ Okay, here's some stuff about me. Name: Like I'm telling you! Age: Ditto. DOB: Hell if I know, I wasn't born at the time! DOD: 12:01am, 13th February, 1784. Gender: Female. (Duh, is there anything male about the name WildEm? I didn't think so...) Height: 5ft 10 Okay, I'm English so please don't sue me if I get any of the American school stuff wrong! I mean well! hehe... Rule Britannia... Favourite stuff: I love the SetoxSerenity and SethxKisara (Yu-Gi-Oh) pairings! They make such cute couples! The only thing that annoys me slightly is that Seth and Kisara get hardly any scenes together at all, so all the YouTube vids dedicated to this pairing are almost the same because of limited clips. I say give them a bit more romance people! I like most het pairings. Love Yu-Gi-Oh too, but they don't show it on English TV anymore. (sobs uncontrollably...) aaaannnyyywaaayyy... I love Charmed. Charmed is the best. Do not argue! (death glare) Horses. I am horse mad. (Not really relevant but I had to say it.) Hated Stuff: Little brothers. Have one. Hate it. NB 'it'. Yaoi and Yuri. No offence to all you yaoi fans but I really just don't like it. Chavs, Emos, and Goths. I swear without chavs the world would be a better place. And... Home-made curry Blurgh... disgusting... Tony Blair, and Gordon Brown. Possibly the two utmost prats ever to set foot in the Houses of Parliament. £££ Can I just say... WHAT IS WITH MPREG??? I've seen God knows how many stories with 'mpreg' in their summaries. I'm not trying to burst anyone's bubble here or anything, but will somebody please tell these authors and authoresses that this isn't actually physically possible!!! Any guys reading that stuff must have to have a barf bag near them should they accidentally stumble upon a Bakura or Yani who is in their third trimester! Come on people, I know this is fiction but that is pushing the boundries a little bit. £££ My newer fic 'A Charter Mage Scorned' is basically a much much better re-write of 'Coming to Terms' just much better... I'll stop saying that now... £££ Random Favourite Quotes: From 'Anastasia' - Don't own. Bartok: Okay, okay, I get the message! Enough already with the glowing and the smoke, people! £ Bartok (holding Rasputin's eye): Whoa! That fell right out there, sir. £ Dimitri: Here, I bought you a dress. £ Rasputin: Bartok, get me a comb, find some cologne, I want to look my best! Bartok: That might take some work, sir. £ Anya:Who's Sophie? Vlad: Who is Sophie? She is a tender little morsel... She is a decadant pastry filled with whipped cream and laughter... Anya: Is this a person or a cream puff? £ From 'Mulan' - Also, don't own. God these disclaimers drive me crazy!!! Mushu: Did I hear someone ask for a miracle? Let me hear you say 'Ahhhhh!' Mulan: Ahh. Mushu: That's close enough! £ From random bits of YGO. Nope. Don't own. Kaiba: I've come this far and I'm not going to blow it. Actually, yes I am. £ Joey: Looks like an ordinary briefcase to me. £ Pegasus: What did I do to inspire such hatred? £ Priest Seto: Shall we continue to let our tears of sadness flow into the Nile?!! £ "Look, there's candy bars!" £ Yugi: Joey, I don't think we should cook the candy bars. £ Tristan: Remember, Joey's here, so that's more like subtracting one head... £ £ £ And from Blackadder, the best thing to ever hit British TV screens! £ Blackadder: Oh God bills, bills, bills. One is born, one runs up bills, one dies. Honeslty Baldrick, sometimes I feel like a pelican - whichever way I turn, I've still got an enourmous bill in front of me. £ Blackadder: Baldrick, I would like to say how much I will miss your honest, friendly companionship. Baldrick: Thank you Mr. B. Blackadder: But, as we both know, it would be an utter lie. I will therefore confine myself to saying simply sod off, and if I ever meet you again, it will be twenty billion years too soon. £ Percy: I must say Edmund, it was jolly nice of you to ask me to share your breakfast before the rigours of the day begin. Blackadder: It is said, Percy, that civilized man seeks out good and intelligent company so that through learned discourse he may rise above the savage and closer to God. Percy[Delighted Yes, I'd heard that. Blackadder: Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me I'm best. £ Blackadder is selling his house. Mr. and Mrs. Pants are looking around. Mrs. Pants: Strange smell. Blackadder: Yes, that's the servant - he'll be gone. Mr. Pants: You're really worked out your banter, haven't you? Blackadder: No, not really. This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit. £ Baldrick: I'm glad to say you won't be needing those pills Mr. B. Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation? Baldrick: They certainly are. Blackadder: Well forgive me if I don't jump up and down with glee, your record in this department is not exactly 100. £ Blackadder: Baldrick, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you up into strips and telling the prince that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat? £ Baldrick: But then I'll go to hell for ever for stealing! Blackadder: Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub, and all his hellish instruments of death, will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil. £ Blackadder: Right Baldrick, let's try again. This is called adding. If I have two beans and then I add two more beans, what do I have? Baldrick: Some beans. Blackadder: Yes...and no. Let's try again, shall we? I have two beans, then I add to more beans what does that make? Baldrick: A very small casserole. Blackadder: Baldrick, the ape creature of the Indus have mastered this. Now, try again. One, two, three, four! So how many are there? Baldrick: Three Blackadder: What. Baldrick: (Pointing to one) And that one. Blackadder: (Picking it up) Three and that one. So if I add that one to the three what will I have? Baldrick: Ah! Some beans. Blackadder: Yes. To you Baldrick, the rennaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn't it? £ £ £ (All the below is from 'A Charter Mage Scorned'.) DO OWN DO OWN DO OWN DO OWN DO OWN DO OWN DO OWN... etc... Atem: SSSSEEEEETTTTTTTHHHHH!!!! YOU BLEW UP THE PALACE... ... AGAIN!!!!!!!! £ Mahado: MANA, WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE SPHINX???!!! £ Atem: About the Grecian Embassy ... Seth: Ah yes, ... aren't they the imbeciles whose heads are bigger than their urns who tried to take over Grecia (A/N: Greece) by means of a sage leaf and a dead goose? Atem: (slams hand on table) That was frightening! Seth: And weren't they running around wearing oversized wimples and artificial facial hair shouting 'The Egyptians are coming, look busy'? Atem: That was just because you and Isis were there... Seth: Oh yes, and the time they tried to part the Red Sea using just papyrus and chinese noodles... Atem: The very same. And they want another meeting with Isis and yourself. Seth: We told them to sod off didn't we? Atem: Yes, but you did turn one of them into a turkey so that one obviously didn't remember. And about that, don't do it again! £ Atem: Oh, and keep Mana away from that Sphinx!!! £ Isis: Seth, where is Polydatus? Seth: Oh, I left him in the parlour. Isis: Oh... WE DON'T HAVE A PARLOUR!!! Seth: WE DO NOW!!! £ Mana: I just had the weirdest dream... I dreamt that I had demonic powers, and I tried to kill you. Seth: Well the bit about the demonic powers and the inept attempt to kill me was true. Where'd you get the dream from? £ Mokuba: Remember Seto, it takes forty-two muscles to frown and twenty-eight to smile... Kaiba: And only four to extend my arm and punch someone in the gut. £ And 'Charmed'... (No own...) Victor: All right. Who the hell are you and what do you want? £THE BELOW IS COPYRIGHT OF WildEm, IF U TAKE IT, FFDOTNET WILL BE ONTO U! MWAHAHAHAHAHA... (These dialogues are from a fic I'm still writing. It's seven years after Zork and Seth is Pharaoh. Seth is still pining for Kisara, so he casts a spell to bring her back, but it brings back Mahado as well. With a brand spanking new Court of mad Priests and Priestesses they thwart a Roman invasion. Mana (now 21) is the High Priestess with the M. Ring, Mahado (still 25) is the High Priest with the Rod, Hypatia (OC, 29) has the M. Tauk, and Khaemhet (OC, 30-ish) has the M. Ankh. There are others but I can't be asked to describe them.) Hypatia: (with her hands on her hips) Right, I am very interested to hear this 'cunning plan' of yours. Khaemhet: There is a slight flaw with the cunning plan, my lady. Hypatia: Oh what's that?Khaemhet: I haven't actually thought of it yet. Hypatia: (sweat drops) Khaemhet, I presumed that, when you said you had a 'cunning plan', you had actually devised the plan. £ Hypatia: Still your tongue. So, Siptah has the army at the coast right? Khaemhet: (nods) Right. Hypatia: But we are expecting the Romans to come and liase with us to avoid losing soldiers right? Khaemhet: (nods) Right. Hypatia: So what do we do to persuade them not to invade Egypt? Khaemhet: (nods) Right.Hypatia: That wasn't the question Khaemhet. Khaemhet: We could hi-jack the Sphinx? Hypatia: (sweat drops) No. Just no.Khaemhet: It might work, no one else does Sphinxes like we do Sphinxes. £ And finally, from Top Gear, the best and funniest show ever to be shown on British TV. If you don't know it, check it out on YouTube, basically, if you like cars, anonymous tame racing drivers and 3 middle-aged men blowing things up, this is the show for you. For a taste of my adaptation, scroll down to my fics. I command you. (During a news segment) Jeremy: Have you seen the back seats of the Discovery? Richard: They're fantastic! James: Magnificent! Richard: It's worth getting one-- well you won't get one cos... (Jeremy spots someone in the audience) Jeremy: Jesus is here! Richard: Well, we never knew! Jeremy: Who have we booked as the guest this week? Richard: Maybe he's not suppose to be on yet. Jeremy: Is he the guest? That would be something, we'll have some viewers then! Jesus: At least I'm not too tall for my hair, eh Jeremy? Richard and James Wah Hey! £ (During the Top Gear 2005 Awards) Jeremy: The next award is for the Gas Guzzler of the year. And the nominations are: The Range Rover sport, which achieved eight miles to the gallon. The Bugatti Veyron, which achieved four miles to the gallon. And Hemel Hempstead. That actually used up 60 million gallons of fuel, and didn't move an inch! £ The Stig Okay, each episode, one of the presenters gives a short quote about the Stig, invariably starting with "Some say", then two of the quotes below. He finishes by saying "All we know is, he's called The Stig." There are other quotes but these are my favs. He roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. His sweat can be used to clean precious metals. If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his thoughts. He does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down. (A reference to The Matrix He could annihilate the Daleks, Dr Who and the Cyberman, if he could be bothered. He is scared of bells. He once punched a horse to the ground. He was raised by wolves. His earwax tastes like Turkish Delight He is confused by stairs. He is illegal in 17 U.S. states. He is wanted by the CIA. If set alight, he'd burn for a thousand days. After eating printing ink, he obtains the ability to fly. He is terrified of ducks. He is more machine than man. (A reference to Darth Vader His heart is in upside down. His teeth glow in the dark. His favourite food is raw meat. He urinates 98 RON petrol. (On The Top Gear Website Profiles) He can smell corners. (On The Top Gear Website Profiles) He likes his eggs sunny side up. (Top Gear Website Profiles) He blinks this way. (Clarkson closing his thumb and forefinger on both held-up hands - a reference to Men in Black He is stumped by clouds. His ears aren't exactly where you would expect them to be. He once, "preposterously", had an affair with John Prescott. (Referring to Prescott's recent admission that he had had an affair with one of his secretaries) If he felt like it, he could fire Alan Sugar. (A reference to the UK version of The Apprentice, featuring the aforementioned head honcho of Amstrad in the Donald Trump role) He has named every single blade of grass surrounding the Top Gear test track. His genitals are on upside down. If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds. He is banned from the Chelsea Flower Show. If given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet. (Reference to John Prescott May 2006) If you insult his mother, he will head butt you in the chest. (A reference to Zinedine Zidane being sent off in the finals of the 2006 FIFA World Cup For some reason, he's allergic to the Dutch. His tongue can strip the paint off a Porsche in 30 seconds. His first name really is "The". If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen. Long before anyone else he realised that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood & organs. (Greeted with a lot of applause) He once had a viscous knife fight with Anthea Turner He was in no way involved with the cash for honours scandal, (followed by) Welcome Lord Stig! He was a CIA experiment gone wrong (on 'big' stig) He was thrown out of the Brit Awards for goosing Russel Brand He sucks moisture from ducks His helmet was modelled on Britney Spears' head (Reference to Britney Spears shaving her head) He isn't machine washable. All his potted plants are called Steve! £ All random quotes from real life that I had to put in lol. (Whilst watching our Physics teacher attempt to explain the potential/kinetic energy theory by pretending to be a very gay Robin Hood:) Me: How the Hell did this get onto the syllabus? He'll be wearing the tights next. £ My Physics teacher: Now, how I see it, the teachers, are the Jedi, and the ISA Inspectors, are the Sith. Me: (Raises eyebrows) How so? My Physics teacher: Because they start out as the good guys, as teachers, and then they turn to the Dark Side and become the Sith. They go: (Does Darth Vadar voice:) "Sir... I am your father..." Me: Sir, I think all this stuff about the electromagnetic spectrum has caused your brain to implode. Now, off you go to go and see matron. £ (Whilst pushing hockey balls around in a PE lesson:) My friend: Push! ... Push! ... PUSH!!! Me: You sound like a midwife. £ (To my friend who has been painting with an apron on:) My Art teacher: Yes! Well done H! H: I thought it would be a good idea to use protection. My Art teacher: Yes you're absolutely right. Mrs. Hallett's lesson in life girls; always use protection! (She really did say that lol. If you get the drift!) £ A randomer: Why didn't you do D of E? (Duke of Edinburgh Award - basically, you have to go hiking in fields and camp out for a night. Seeing as I live in the middle of a field anyway, there really wasn't much point.) Me: Because I can already identify a cowpat at twenty paces, thank you very much. £££ Alright then, on with the fics! | |||||||
1. My Fair Dragon Lady » reviewsCold hearted and arrogant phonetics expert Seth bets Atem that he cannot take a 'lowest of the low' flowergirl with a vile accent and pass her off as a princess at the Embassy Ball in 6 months time. What will drop? The penny? Or Seth's wintry heart? SxKYu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,761 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 10-30-08 - Published: 11-23-072. Just Know reviewsVariation of events in ep 203. Isis and Mahado realise the extent to which their feelings for each other have grown. But now it is too late. In this lifetime anyway. Just as they betray the unspoken rule, and learn refraining from true love is impossible.Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-15-08 - Published: 6-15-083. A CEO Scorned » reviewsSequel to ACMS Péséraelle, a French medical student wakes from 5 months of PVS, making the DM act very strangely. When Kaiba must revive the 1 person who can restore her joie de vie, with the help of a talking cat, he realises where his own truly lies SxSYu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,087 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 10-5-07 - Published: 8-7-074. A Call to Arms » reviewsBased on the Charmed S7 premier & sidestory to ACMS. Due to a magic mishap, Isis has six arms, Seth thought his babysitting days were over, and Mahado's lack of experience gets him into trouble during a medical pelvic examination. Interesting pairings.Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,875 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-23-07 - Published: 8-7-075. A Charter Mage Scorned » reviewsSet in Ancient Egypt. They say Hell hath no fury like a Charter Mage scorned, and who is Seth to argue with that? SethxKisara SetoxSerenity FINISHED!Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,242 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 8-22-07 - Published: 5-28-066. Early Bird reviewsThey say that the early bird gets the worm. Or, in this case, the High Priest. And there's rather less between them than she ever would have thought. Literally. SethxKisara rated for Seth's lack of a shenti. That's the Egyptian skirt thingy OneshotComplete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-19-07 - Published: 6-19-077. YuGiOh meets Top Gear! » reviewsTop Gear presenters Jeremy, Richard, James and the Stig have been fired. Replaced, respectively, be none other than Kaiba, Yugi, Shaadi, and ? Well, is putting a Pharaoh in the 'reasonably priced car' really a good idea? Stranger things have not happened.Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-18-07 - Published: 3-31-078. Some Things reviewsI know why you hide, Seto. Because you don't want to feel the pain. But you have to feel the pain because if you can't feel the pain, then you can't feel the good things either. You have to let it go. It's time to let it go.'Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-18-07 - Published: 6-18-079. Ankhotep » reviewsIt has always been said that the palace is haunted. But just who is this spirit? Not even Seth can seem to banish her. Maybe this is proof that love conquers all afterall. Chapter 5 up! R&R!Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,391 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-4-07 - Published: 3-28-0710. What Ceiling? reviewsSpin off of 'A Charter Mage Scorned': What happens when the Priests and Pharaoh Atem decide to play a trick on Isis? What happens when it involves Robin Hood and his merry Wood Nymphs, a deranged arachnophobic cat and the palace ceiling? ...Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-7-07 - Published: 1-7-0711. Coming to terms » reviewsSequels to The Sands of Time. The Charmed Ones track down the reincarnations of everyone from Ancient Egypt, but when they find one of them is under demon attack, they have to persuade him to accept his magic. SetoSerenity some mildish language. Finally fComplete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,193 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-4-06 - Published: 1-12-0612. In Need of Sleep reviewsHigh Priest Seth thinks that he is the only one who was fatigued. How wrong he was... SethxKisara some Charmed ideas too lol!Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-4-06 - Published: 3-4-0613. The Sands of Time reviewsCharmedYGO The Charmed Ones go back in time to Ancient Egypt where they meet the original Ancient Egyptian YGO gang. Includes magic, evil priest and dragons. Some SethxKisara. Warning: some mild language.Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-7-06 - Published: 1-7-06
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