My name is Mina Schultz and I hope you enjoy reading my profile! And please check out my stories!

Habits/Faults:

-I have a tendency to ramble.

pointlessly.

And endlessly.

-You almost always have to repeat yourself when speaking to me.

-I am obsessed with Graphic Novels.

-I rarely pay attention. I'm usually reading a new/old Manga or staring off into space, dreaming up ideas for new stories.

-I rant about music and the -- -- that they play nowadays.

-I go on and on about nothing.

-I have a HUGE swearing problem.

-My ADD is scary... if you're unprepared (Meaning: If you haven't met me or one of my friends hasn't had a chance to warn you first).

-I cannot resist the sweet smell or the addicting taste of... SSUUUUUUUGGGGGAAAAAARRRRRR.

-I almost always speak before thinking.

-If you bring up a subject I am passionate about, I can rant for 20-30 minutes if no one interrupts me.

-I'm ADD! Apparently there are multiple types (Six, to be exact. I know this because it's the subject for my senior project!)...

Random quotes/sayings from me

"Have you ever noticed that when you put a mark between the E and the R in THERAPIST you get THE/RAPIST?"

"Y'know, masses is another way of saying the worlds population, so put parenthesis around the 'm', making it optional, and you get 'asses'. So they both mean the same thing? excluding myself and anyone else I deem worthy."

"THE EVIL FLYING MONKEYS ARE OUT TO GET MEEEEEEEEE!"

"Maturity is overrated."

"Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional."

"I do what the fruit tells me to."

"WHAT COLOR IS THE SPLEEN?"

"If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it... do you think squirrels are evil?"

"Be nice to your children. They choose the retirement home you live in later."

"My psychiatrist says I'm paranoid, BUT HE'S JUST OUT TO GET ME."

"I own a guitar so don't make me go el kabong on your sorry ass!"

"Real life isn't Burger King. You cant have everything your way."

"'AOL for dummies' is pretty redundant, don't you think?"

"Opinions are like butt-holes, everyone has them. And most of them stink. Including yours."

"Why that... that... THAT MOTHER-F#&!NG, SH!-FACED COCKMASTER!"

"Those who act like they know everything, annoy us that do."

"This is where you nod and act like your listening."

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. And I have this silver thing in my bag so shut up."

"DUDE! DID YOU SEE...? I MEAN...! IT'S JUST... LIKE... I MEAN... DUDE!"

"DUCKIES!"

"Sweetie, there is nothing sexy about skin and bone! You've gotta have some junk in the trunk!"

"Who wants to help me put together a kill list?"

"Why does everyone call me psycho?"

"Hey, (Name of boy you hate here)! Piss off! I really hate your guts! Hey, (Name of boy you hate here)! Piss off! Or I'll kick you in the nuts!" -If used, use annoying/preppy cheerleader chant

"Normal by it's own definition does not exist."

"(Whimpering)My eyes... my innocent virgin eyes..."

"I'll have you know, I did not lose my mind! ...I sold it on Ebay."

"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because your retarded."

"I'll have you know that I am just your average peaceful person! ...Who just so happens to be filled with a violent rage..."

"Everyone just so happens to be mental in their own special way!"

"When life gives you lemons... may I suggest squirting them in someone's eyes?"

"I love that rhyme... sugar, spice, and everything nice! But from my experiences with people of the same gender as myself, I want to remind someone that whenever they say that to add demon blood..."

"Sometimes I wish I was Barbie... that little idiot has everything."

"Is it worse to live in tragedy or die in irony?"

"How many times to I have to tell you guys!? Never do something you don't want to have to end up explaining to the paramedics!"

"Always remember this: In all matters of opinion, the person who you don't like is either retarded, insane, or just plain wrong."

"Always forgive your enemies! I know for a fact that nothing irritates them more!"

"I like to smile at people I don't like. It gets them confused, and they hate me, so they don't ask why I'm smiling!"

"I'd rather be hated for what I am, than be loved for what I'm not."

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but is it just me or has the fine line between sanity and madness just gotten finer?"

"I read that the statistics of sanity say that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some mental illness... (looks around) Yo, Crystal! When's the last time you saw a doctor?"

Why I don’t do fairy tales

Snow white has aids, the three little pig are in jail, Red riding hood is pregnant with wolf’s baby, Goldilocks is a lesbian, Rumpelstiltskin smuggles drugs and Cinderella is beating up Barbie because Ken is gay and gave Tarzan a blowjob. Now Heidi and Jane are involved in a syndicate giving the Smurfs pills in exchange for sex! Fairyland is FUCKED.

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

For the people who want visuals of my (original) characters:

(Note: You will need to copy and paste these into your browser, because I can't make it into an ACTUAL link...)

Four Minutes and Thirty Six Seconds:

Mina: http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd199/minathemischevious/girl-2.jpg

Marissa (Imagine her with straight hair...): http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd199/minathemischevious/Emo.jpg

Marcus: http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd199/minathemischevious/cute-1.jpg