--"But on the whole, I find fashion even more tedious than sports."--Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park by Michael Crighton

Trivial Trivia of the week: Lady Hanaka has drawn me some KICKASS FANART. Go to her deviant ART page and see it, man!

Codename: Storm. See http://stormedragon666.livejournal.com/ for "Storme" with a fancy e on the end!

Actual name: Here's a hint: It starts with T, and it can also be a boy name. Not Taylor.

Gender: Female like every other fanfiction author.

Age: 15. A sophomore.

Personality: I'm most likely the quietest person you will ever meet, so much so that my mother suggests therapy, but if you can work around my many awkward silences you'll find I'm a decent and kind person (but probably excrutiatingly boring, too). I am the unusually intelligent girl in the classroom who never says much, is either lost in thought or reading a book, and yet can still pay attention to what the teacher is saying. Even though it's easy to make me laugh, I am usually a practical and calm person, far from random and hyper like most teens (I think this makes others believe I'm some sort of cold bitch). I'm also secretly somewhat of a video gamer and a movie lover. I have an extremely creative and imaginative mind, so much so that I've written a fantasy novel and have started two others. I am proudly left-handed and I have an elder brother who introduced me to the awe-inspiring world of video games and anime.

Likes/Loves: Dragons, scary movies, writing, reading, nighttime, foreign languages (particularly German and Chinese), G1 and 2 Pokemon,Transformers, FMAstaying up late, cold weather, swimming, Sly Cooper, Courage the Cowardly Dog, my dog Samus, privacy, and late night snacks.

Dislikes/Hates: Glitter, skirts and makeup, going to bed early, hot weather, gossipers, jackasses, talking/using vocal chords, being stared or laughed at,grades below a B, and butterflies.

Looks: I'm a green-eyed brunette with glasses and braces who always wears jeans and a random T-shirt and no jewelry or makeup or anything else. Trust me, you wouldn't notice anything else.

Ideas For Stories I May/Will Write In The Future:

Claude Monet: See the above poll. In short, high school honor student and soccer player Sakura must deal with the romantic advances of her art teacher, Deidara Iwa. Thus far, eight pages along. May be a two-or-three shot or story, surely below ten chapters.

~ STORY STATUS IN-DEPTH ~

NARUTO

Airborne: Updated October something...

Sakura has done the supposedly unthinkable. She is now living the lie that she had previously faked all her life, solely for the purpose of spiting mad scientist!Karin and her evil plans. What will Neji and Zetsu, her current companions/hostages, think of their little one hurting herself so? Where are our other animal boys, and where on earth did the cousins Hidan and Kakuzu go? Will we ever see Lee and his father, Gai, again? Will Gaara ever awaken from his coma? Well with the ten pages I've got written so far I can say two of those questions are answered so far.

Amount Finished: Next chapter is some ten pages done.

The Greatest Gladiator: Updated September 14th

Well, now we all know Sakura has encountered Pein. On accident. Sort of. But she's in no position to tell him she doesn't want to go with him, because firstly, she's unconscious presently and secondly, Pein is lord of Rain. You don't tell him no. But what shall occur now that Sakura is with Pein? Will Iruka's helpless village folk be left in peace? Now that Sakura has found a lord, how ever will she be able to kill him and bring peace to the starving, screaming world? Lemme just type that up.

Amount Finished: Chapter seven's got about...mmm...four pages done.

Cross Country: Updated May the 16th

Dang, it's been so long since I updated this...strange, I really liked this idea. I won't ever abandon it, and I don't think it'll ever be as "abandoned" as Black Wings or Blood Lust are these days, but Airborne definitely has my attention right now so...don't expect an update for Cross Country for awhile. Even though today on October 3rd, I did add almost a page to it, it's still not enough to be worth an update. Need three or four more pages.

Amount Finished: Six pages, no review-replies this chapter

The Red Crescent Moon: Next update unsure

After months of nothing, I have a bunch of plans for this story to follow but no metaphorical inspiration horse to ride. It's gathering some dust, but it's not nearly as hopeless-looking at BWOMS. I still like this idea very much, and I would never just leave it. I'm still enjoying the idea of Kiba being a dog demon and giving Hinata and nice, loving lick on the cheek and a refusal to let go/stop.

Amount Finished: Reviews and the first five pages

Blood Lust: Not being written at all right now...

Well, we've seen a few more bad characters in the most recent chapter. Very important characters. Also another girl team VS boy team battle. Moslty Sasuke VS Sakura, with a bit of Tenten VS Neji. And also we've finally seen in the flesh and not flashback, Deidara's brother. Those of you who aren't up to date with this might not know who that is. Well, read and find out. We've got some big events in Konoha coming up and our murderers will play big parts in them. THEN the big plot comes in, the plot that will last the rest of the damn story. Can't wait, can you?

Amount Finished: Reviews and the first 10 pages finished.

POKEMON

My Time To Shine: Updated...August something? I forget.

I truly am proud of myself for making a Pokemon story. This will probably go slowly, very slowly, and includes the video game elements of levels and TMs and breeding and such. Enjoy this journey of the modest, happy Liz Krane, the composed gothic Annette Wilson and her hyperactive prep little sister Kallie.

Amount Finished: Chapter Eight has about...eh, three pages?

BLEACH

Silent Night

I'm hoping this will not turn into something complicated and epic like Airborne, I want this to be kept under 10 chapters, but still have enough plot in it to squeeze in this one little plot device at the very last chapter. It's not a thing that will change the story dramatically, just will give you a big ol' smile of some sort when you read it. (No, not HitsuRuki babies.) Anyway, it's posted now, prepare for confusion. 'Cause this is about a third world, in between life and the afterlife so...be prepared...and stuff.

Amount Finished: First chapter is posted, second one not started yet.

My Favorite Characters of Naruto and Bleach, Somewhat In Order:

Sakura, Tenten, Sasori, Naruto, Deidara, Neji...Rukia, Chad, Hitsugaya, Renji, Gin

My Least Favorite Characters of Naruto, In Exact Order:

Ino, Karin, Orochimaru...Hiyori, Mashiro, Mayuri.

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