I'm not one of those people who can whip up a zippy little profile full of random nonsense and cute sayings. So, here's what you'll get instead: The facts about me.

Factoid #1 - I'm old. I'm probably older than a good majority of people on this website.

Factoid #2 - I'm also a parent. Twice over. Would I let my children read what I've written? Probably not. Does that make me a hypocrite? Probably.

Factoid #3 - I really couldn't care less about your opinion of me as a person. Seriously. If, however, you would like to offer me honest feedback about my writing skills, that would be muchly appreciated.

Factoid #4 - I am Gray, and that's all you really need to know.

See? Boring, useless, plain ole facts about me. Questions? Ask.