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My Standards-

Look, the only way you'll EVER get on my favorite authors' list is if I absolutely adore you. No one gets on my list, really, because no one's perfect. The sooner we establish that fact, the happier we'll be. Next, slash is a disgusting thing. I don't care if you write it, read it, or obsess over it. Just don't ask me to write it, because I'll refuse. End of story. Third, I love getting reviews, and I reward my reviewers. How, I'm not sure yet, but I'll find a way to send you a Snickers. Lastly, If you have any questions, comments, concerns, or you just want to talk, I'll always answer private messages. There is, however, a condition. If you cuss at me, flame me, or just send me spam, I'll block you. I hope that we'll be good friends!

Name- My real name is Madison.

Gender- The last time I checked, I was female.

Location- If it were up to me, I'd be in Montana with dear Christopher, for all of you who know who that is.

Age- I'm 1,465. What, you wanted to know!

Favorite Books-

Eragon, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Series of Unfortunate Events, and The Da Vinci Code. I have plenty of favorites, but these are my current obsessions.

Favorite Characters-

Eragon, Saphira, Murtagh, Holly, Artemis, Harry, Ron, Foaly, Legolas, Snape, Violet, and Sophie Neveu.

Favorite Parings-

Eragon/Arya

Ron/Hermione

Holly/Artemis

Me/Murtagh (Joke, really...but that would be nice. .)

Favorite Character Quotes-

'Give her hell from us Peeves.' -Fred and George Weasley, Order of the Phoenix

'Are you Saphira?' -Eragon, Eragon

'It's funny seeing a hatchling like you beaten by the old one.' -Saphira, Eragon

'Chocolate is the essence of life; without it, we're just a sack of bones with no brains and the idea that the world is round...' -Me, No book ever written.

Se onr sverdar sitja hvass!

Sincerely Yours,

Eragon-vodhr