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HermioneCrookshanks919
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since: 12-07-05, id: 945650, Profile edited: 06-19-08
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Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, Sailor Moon, Hana Yori Dango, and Jimmy Neutron.

Hi! I'm seventeen, and I adore writing, although I'm not always that good (I do have some stories of which I'm proud...The List and Insomnia being prime examples). I can get very obsessive about the things I like, which is pretty evident in the case of Harry Potter, as I not only write fanfiction, but I make music videos as well (which you can check out by visiting my homepage).

My close friend is polyhymnictal (well, that's her penname of course), who is an absolutely AMAZING writer. Check out her fic! It's fairly short, but just by reading it, it's clear how talented she truly is.

What else? Oh, of course! I'm a huge shipper, and I usually will not read any fic that goes against my ship. It's not that I'm not OPEN to other ships (though in the case of H/Hr, I honestly can't stand fics that contradict it), it's just that I usually end up getting upset (once I got nauseated from reading H/G...). Again, I'm very passionate about what I ship.

So, what DO I ship?

Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon - Usagi/Mamoru. Um, yeah, Seiya/Usagi does not sit well with me. At all. Yes, Mamoru can be a bit distant, but come on. He was orphaned as a child after a horrible car accident. Who wouldn't have a bit of trouble getting close to someone? The fact that he loves Usagi as deeply as he does speaks for itself. And really, do you think Usagi could truly love anyone else like she loves Mamoru?

Bones - Booth/Brennan. Angela/Hodgins. Another show I recently got into (I finished all three seasons in less than a week). Booth/Brennan are my OTP on the show, and the main reason why I watch (their chemistry is absolutely amazing!!). While I never rooted for A/H, now that they're together I find it really adorable. Anyway, I'm anxiously awaiting season four, as the rumor mill says we'll be getting an official Booth/Brennan kiss - no mistletoe involved!

Friends - Chandler/Monica, Ross/Rachel (although once in a while it becomes tiresome, but I get over it).

Gossip Girl - Dan/Serena, Nate/Blair (no, I don't read the books, but I am well aware of what happens, so don't lecture me!! lol). I know everyone else is crazy over Chuck/Blair, but I'm just not feeling it. For some reason, I really love N/B.

Hana Yori Dango (the Japanese live action, the animé, and the manga...I love all three) - Domyoji/Makino, Sojiro/Yuki, Rui/Shizuka, and Sakurako/Kazuya is pretty cute in the animé. I cannot stand the idea of Rui/Makino. Rui is sweet, and I really like him, but Makino's heart belongs with Domyoji. Domyoji may be a complete asshole sometimes, but it's clear how much he cares about Makino.

Harry Potter - Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, James/Lily, Remus/Tonks (though I'm not really fond of how Rowling got them together in Book 6...). In the case of Harry Potter, the only ships I REALLY mind being broken are Harry/Hermione and James/Lily. I don't really care as much about the other two.

Jimmy Neutron - Jimmy/Cindy is possibly one of the cutest cartoon pairings in the universe. Honestly. I adore them. Not to crazy about Sheen/Libby, but it doesn't bother me either way. J/C is what really matters to me. I despise Jimmy/Betty. It's just such a shallow relationship.

Kim Possible - Kim/Ron. They're just so cute! I always wanted them together, even when the show just started and the pairing wasn't popular, so I was thrilled when they finally got together.

Law and Order: SVU - Elliot/Olivia. This is my current obsession. I'm absolutely in love with this show and this ship. Yes, I know Elliot is married, but it's beyond clear that Olivia has feelings for Elliot (see Paternity and Fault), and that Elliot might just return the sentiment. I'm hoping they'll pull a JAG and get them together on Mariska and Chris's last episode.

The OC - Ryan/Marissa (I hate Ryan/ Taylor) and, of course, Seth/Summer. And where would we be without Sandy/Kirsten?.

Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (I LOVE that show. It's my favorite on television, even if it is canceled) - Matt/Harriet (my favorite couple), Danny/Jordan, Tom/Lucy

The Wonder Years - Kevin/Winnie, but of course. Possibly one of the sweetest TV couples.

Zoey 101 - I just recently got into this show. I know it's probably a bit more pre-teeny, even if it IS on TeenNick, but it's a lot of fun to watch. The writing is horrible at times (especially when they attempt background conversation - see Spring Break-up, when Zoey and Lola talk about blueberries), but other times it shines (see when Chase finally admits to Logan and Michael that he's in love with Zoey in "Goodbye Zoey?" - his speech, though clichéd, just works). ANYWAY, on to my ship - Chase/Zoey (but of course). Who wouldn't love Chase (for one)? And (for two) it's clear that Zoey has feelings for him. I was thrilled that C/Z finally got together (as if there was any chance of it not happening), though I feel the finale did a horrible job of it. I was actually fairly disappointed, but oh well. That's what the other three seasons are for.

Be sure to check out my music vids! So far I've made videos for Harry Potter (70+), Jimmy Neutron (4), Sailor Moon (30+), The O.C. (2), Hey Arnold! (1), and Kim Possible (2).




1. The Sister reviews
On the fateful night that Harry follows the silver doe, Hermione awakens and goes in search of him. What she discovers is his definition of their relationship, a definition that leaves her shattered. H/Hr Oneshot
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-6-08 - Published: 6-6-08
2. Confessions of a Moron reviews
Jimmy never imagined that asking Cindy to try out his newest invention could end so disastrously. Why was it that whenever he tried to include her, she took it as, "I want to kill you"? J/C one-shot.
Complete - Jimmy Neutron - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-3-08 - Published: 2-3-08
3. Insomnia reviews
He lies awake, waiting for her to return, knowing that when she does, she'll be heartbroken. It's a vicious cycle, and all he can do is sit by as he watches her life fall apart, again and again. If only he could see the truth behind her lifeless eyes. H/H
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-28-08 - Published: 1-28-08
4. The List » reviews
The List named everyone who thought they were a couple. In other words, all of Hogwarts. Now Harry and Hermione have to prove that they're just friends. The only problem is, even they’re starting to wonder if their names belong on The List…
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,458 - Reviews: 525 - Updated: 9-29-07 - Published: 11-21-06
5. One Last Adventure » reviews
Four years ago, Hermione Granger abandoned her future for the safe alternative to loving him. But when the past catches up with her, Hermione must come to terms with the fact that she is only a shell of the person she once was. Summary continued inside.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,475 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 3-11-07 - Published: 1-29-07
6. 101 Ways to Kill My Psychopathic Ex Best Friend reviews
Based on Domyoji's encounter with Rui in episode six of Hana Yori Dango 2. OR what happens when you leave two girls, pudding, a laptop, and HYD episodes in one room : absolute nonsense. If you haven't seen all of HYD2, you won't get it.
Complete - Hana Yori Dango - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-15-07 - Published: 2-15-07
7. It's the Little Things reviews
Sometimes, it's the little things he does that reminds her that he truly cares... UM SD
Complete - Sailor Moon - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-12-06 - Published: 12-12-06
8. Fate reviews
The sudden death of Mamoru leave the Senshi hopeless as the future seems to disappear in front of their very eyes. But is all still lost? After all, there's more than one path that leads to fate... A oneshot. Pairs: UM
Complete - Sailor Moon - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-12-06 - Published: 11-12-06
9. Sick Day reviews
Based on Diana's conversation with Luna in the episode, Holiday at Tenth Street! An Innocent Princess, the Senshi listen in as Serenity and Endymion try to fake sick in order to get out of the latest meeting.
Complete - Sailor Moon - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 10-26-06 - Published: 10-26-06
10. Complete reviews
A crash of thunder caused Usagi to jump out of her fantasy, and she realized, with a sad and almost broken heart, that once more the warm arms that wrapped themselves around her were nothing more than a dream.
Complete - Sailor Moon - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-25-06 - Published: 10-25-06
11. The Worst Day in the History of England reviews
From broken coffee machines to decimated doors, Hermione is having the worst day in the history of mankind...make that England. It just figures that Harry has chosen tonight to finally propose. HHr oneshot.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 8-20-06 - Published: 8-20-06
12. I'm Not Neurotic! The Diary of Hermione Granger » reviews
AU. Now a Seventh Year and Head Girl, Hermione relays her life in her diary: from Harry sneaking into her bathroom to Ginny setting Hermione up in hopes of making her less neurotic, Hermione's life is about to get out of control. COMPLETED
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,829 - Reviews: 397 - Updated: 7-5-06 - Published: 12-18-05
13. 101 Reasons Why Ginny Never Buys Harry a Gift reviews
Hermione questions Harry on how he can love Ginny when she’s never even bought him a gift before. Humor ensues as Harry makes up various excuses for Ginny’s behavior. HHr
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 3-2-06 - Published: 3-2-06
14. An Alternate Yule Ball » reviews
It all starts with the Yule Ball from Book 4, with a little HHr twist. What happens when Harry discovers Hermione's a girl earlier than he did?
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,162 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 3-1-06 - Published: 1-2-06
15. What's Expected of Me » reviews
Ginny’s the important one. I’m simply the best friend the bushyhaired, school obsessed, best friend. Ginny’s the girlfriend. She can worry her heart out. Never mind that I’ve done so since first year. That’s not what’s expected of me.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,152 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 3-1-06 - Published: 2-4-06
16. Complete and Utter Randomness » reviews
Complete and utter randomness just about sums it all up. Hermione is in love with both Harry and Voldie, and Ron and Luna belong together at least on a 50 year expedition in Russia.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,066 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-2-06 - Published: 12-21-05
17. Goodbye to You » reviews
Based off Michelle Branch's song Goodbye to You, this is a romantic and angsty HHr fic. She promised him she'd be strong no matter what, but sometimes you need to let your guard down in order to move on.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-2-06 - Published: 1-2-06
18. Ginny Weasley and the PBPPMSGWWIPOTHPFC reviews
Enter the world of Harry Potter, where Ginny is Queen of Hogwarts, Hermione attacks anyone who so much as touches one of her pens, Ron is slowly adding more notches to his bedpost, and Harry is possessed by the mollywobbles monster. A HBP parody.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-19-05 - Published: 12-19-05
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