A profile, about ME? I'm so happy! Actually, no. I have no idea what to write! Let's see...

Age: 15

Gender: Male

Favorite Food: Chinese

Favorite Anime: Naruto

Favorite Manga: Zombie Powder

Favorite thing to do on rainy days: Write fanfiction!

Favorite Favorite: Favorite Food

Yeah, I'm out. :P

Oh, I got it!

FAMOUS SAYINGS (At least to me.)

"I usually take a two hour nap, from 1 to 4." -Yogi Berra

Internet Fighting is like the Special Olympics. Whoever wins, they're all still retarded.

A Man was playing poker with his buddies and he showed them that a woman is like a deck of cards.
You need a heart to love her.
A diamond to marry her.
A club to kill her when she cheats on you.
And a spade to bury the evidence.

Never take life seriously, no one comes out alive anyway.

When I die, I want to go peacfully, like my Grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

All I got for now! I'll re-update this soon.