Hy! Welcome to the profile of a still egocentric girl, who has managed to rise her self-esteem from the underground.

My mother says I pass more time with the laptop reading fanfiction than with her. and I plan to conquer the dream world, so I can tortutre anyone by dreaming what they fear! muahahahaha...

well, it's all crap, but I like how it sounds.

name: You can call me Dreamer 37, but my real name...means pigeon in spanish. Anyway, I like to call myself Anaí.

Age: (being a teenager isn't easy)

element: yume (dream) or cold fire

religion: well, i'm agnostic, but i do beleive jesus exited (and he married mary magdalene by the way), but catholic church can go to hell for all i care. basturds. i do believe in science, in reincarnation, in the souls of beings and in some kind of magic. i believe in ghosts too.

place where I usually write: my room, my house, miraflores, Lima, Peru, sounth america, the south hemisphere, the world, the solar system, the milky way, somewhere in the universe. the present.

hair color: ash blonde, and PROUD

eye color: chocolate brown with green, with a really thin amber ring on the outside

hobbies: read fanfictions (passion), read novels, read manga, read anything, paint, listening to musci at high volume, watching tv, playing with and admiring felines, being annoying,eating sweet treats, searching for funny anime pics on the internet, draw my own harry potter doujinshi, listen and sing to my favorite anime openings and endings over and over again,writing fanfiction (duh!),and more reading but most of all...DAYDREAMING!

things i hate: fics where they rape the girl (sicos! girls should loose virginity to THE MAN), most non-cannon pairings (with the exeption of sesshy x inu or harry draco), teletubies, care bears, talking in public, maths, english essays, swimming classes , homework, insects...and much more.

fav guys: orlando bloom, jonny depp, colin firth, hugh grant, vigo mortesten, sean connery( don't ask) and rupert grint.

fav anime guys i drool for: syaoran ( ahhh he´s sooo cute), tsubasa syaoran ( faints of too much drooling) inuyasha ( i litteraly am in love with him!), kyo, sesshy, yuki, edward elric (HE'S SOOOOOOOO HOT!), suichiro arima, and i see miroku as a fairly hot guy too, tamaki sempai and the twins are hot too!!

fav foods: , frech fries, hawaiian pizza, marshmellows, guacamole, chocolate chip cookies and ice cream!

fav books: just too many to put here, but fantasy and romance are my favorite genres (hopeless romantic). TWILIGHT HATER, by the way. good rubbish to read on the subway on the way home or when you feel ...you know... frustraded with the opposite gender, but still rubbish. Meyer cannot capture a lover of JK ROWLING, PHILLIP PULLMAN, DIANNA WYNNE JONES AND TERRY PRATCHET. EVER!!

fav movies: TOO many to put here again . But i love, thrillers, fantasy, comedies and the like.

fav colors: lime green, light orange, turquoise, lilac, amber gold and silver (KAWAII!)

fav music: too many to put here! but mostly, pop, rock, hip-hop, classic music, latin music, celtic music, soundtracks and j- pop

frustrated dream: become a famous novelist of thrillers and fantasy, creaty beautiful poetry...( becoming a cat hanyou...T-T)

fav animes/manga:

1. inuyasha ( tha best in the universe!)

2. kare kano/ tsubasa chronicles/ ouran high school host club/ XXXHOlic

3. kaleido star/ fruits basket/ chobits / zero no tsuikaima / hana iori dango

4. teen titans / Midori no hibi/, saber marionette, azumanga daioh / FMA

fav couples:

inuyasha x kagome( inuyasha), sango x miroku(inuyasha), hideki x chii (chobits) , kyo x thoru ( fruits basket), sakura x Syaoran ( tsubasa and cardcaptors) haruhi x tamaki x hikaki ( OHSHC) yukino x arima ( kare kano), ron x hermione, harry x luna x ginny (i think she's a bit bitchy) x draco x OCC.

fav crossovers: inuyasha x harry potter, inuyasha x POTC, inuyasha x LOTR. harry potter x LOTR

Some of my favorite quotes:

· If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

· When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

· Learn from your parents' mistakes, use birth control!

· Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem?

· A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

· Love your enemies... it pisses them off.

· A paper should be like a mini skirt: long enough to cover everything, but short enough to keep it interesting.

· I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

· Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

· You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

· Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

· The trouble with life is there's no background music.

· A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

· Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

· I like work, It fascinates me! I can sit and look at it for hours.

· I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

· Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

· Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

· People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.

· Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

· Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

· Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

· Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have

· The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

· The world will end tomorrow (unless postponed by rain).

· I'm smiling. This should scare you.

· Deep down I'm a very shallow person

· If a stranger offers you a piece of candy, take two.

· Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

· I was wondering why Frisbees got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me.

· Don't take candy from strangers unless they offer you a ride.

· God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference.

· Angry people need hugs (or sharp objects).

· The funniest thing about this message is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything, its too late for you to stop reading it, you dumb fuck!

· By the time you read this you've already read it.

· I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here

· The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

· He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

· If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

· We have women in the military, but they don’t put us in the front lines. They don’t know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, ‘You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms’

· Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read

· You can get every other flavor except coffee-flavored coffee! They got mochaccino, they got chocaccino, frappaccino, rappaccino, Al Pacino, what the fuck?!

· There are times when I think you're the most beautiful girl in the world, and there are times when I'm sober

· When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist

· In Lubbock, we grew up with two main things: God loves you and he's gonna send you to hell, and that sex is bad and dirty and nasty and awful and you should save it for the one you love

· Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos

· If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

· Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

· Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

· Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

· No one is a virgin, the world screws us all"

· "I hold the key to world peace, but somebody changed the lock!"

· "An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble."

· I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

· The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

· There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

· Life is sexually transmitted

· Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

· Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

· All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism

· How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

· Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

· Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."

· Love and war are the same. One minute you are winning it and the next your dying because of it..."

· I'm the man of the house and I have my wife's permission to say so."

· "You'd think they'd be at least one smart person on the Earth other than the ones who have filed for insanity..."

· "If Tylenol, Duck Tape, and a Band Aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem."

· Always remember- when a guy sweeps you off you're feet, he is in the perfect position to drop you on your ass."

· "A wise man once said, "I don't know - go ask a woman."

· A woman is like a tea bag... you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water."

· "Coffee, chocolate, men... some things are just better rich!"

· "IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!"

· “We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.”

· I won’t be surprised to find that when the world goes crazy I’ll be considered sane. Until then, fuck you.

· “Try not to let your mind wander. It’s too small to be outside on its own.”

· "I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"

· Holy Shit! My House is on fire! Hmmm…Marshmallows…”

· “Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.”

· "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."

· Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity just got blamed for it.

· Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

· To error is human, to seek revenge is divine.

· When life gives you lemons, throw them back at em and say 'make your own damn lemonade!'

· "Heaven didn't want me and Hell thinks I'll take over."

· “Destroy is such a strong word! I prefer ‘redecorated for free’.”

· "A good friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying 'That was freakin awesome!'"

· "It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me."

· "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it.

· Jesus loves you. The rest of us think you're an idiot.

· If life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then, when life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach 'em.

· Fuck 'em. And everyone else who can't see life for what it really is--a joke.

· Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

· Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"

· Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."

· I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions?

· Insane people never know that they're insane. It's the sane ones you have to worry about. Because they know they're insane. And they know how to use it.

· When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.

· "If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and then find someone who's life has given them Vodka, and have a party."-

· "The voices in your head are not real but they still have some really great ideas"-

· A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

· You say i'm a bitch like its a bad thing.

· i'm the person your mother warned you about.

· guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?

· All men are animals. Some just make better pets.

other important facts:

-I'm a Inu x Kag lover, but I am NOTTOTALLY a kikyo hater, although I love reading and encourage kikyo bashing. I trully pity her, but I still think she is evil sometimes. I loved how she ended in the manga.

-i really LUV the rin-sesshy pairing, but i also accept any kagura-sessh, and defiently like the father-daughter relacionship between rin-sessh. so don't think i'm agains those who love the second pairing!

-I love when people are sincere in their reviews, and try to give me ideas, becuse maybe they like the story, but I'm putting it too boring.

Long Lost Dream XD