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Top Ten Movies: MEAN GIRLS, THE DARK KNIGHT (omg omg omg omg), South Park Movie, Juno, How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days, School of Rock, Howl's Moving Castle The Nightmare Before Christmas, Hard Candy, Shawshank Redemption,

Top Ten Books: Harry Potter, Gossip Girl series, The It Girl series, Peter Pan, Holes, Brave New World, To Kill A Mocking Bird, anything by Oscar Wilde, anything by Shakespeare and some more Harry mother fucking Potter.

Top Ten Reasons why Twilight Sucks: Bella is a boring, self centered bitch, Edward's prettiness more obvious than the plot, Edward is just like a creepy stalker boyfriend, Bella and Edward fall in love in two seconds, my fourteen year old emo sister could have written it better, Stephanie Meyers is morman, it sets a bad example to impressionable young girls who think that they should be a wimp like Bella, Bella is in peril three times and is saved three times (by GUESS WHO edward), it's an embarassment to feminism, the supporting characters are lame (including Jacob so stfu). In conclusion, I hate twilight and there is no excuse for liking it, even if it's for the "lols". Shut up, it sucks.

Top Fifteen bands (because I couldn't pick just ten D:): Brand New, The Bird and the Bee, Azure Ray, Metric, Teagan and Sara (lol FEM ROCK), Cobra Starship, Motion City Soundtrack, Bright Eyes, Weezer, Hellogoodbye, Louis XIV, Mika, Playradioplay, Butch Walker and the Lets Go Out Tonights, The Who

Top TV shows: SKINS, South Park, Ugly Betty, America's Next Top Model, Project Runway, LOST, Heroes, That 70's Show, The Colbert Report, The Batman/Superman/Justice League Animated stuff ;)

Fandoms: Harry Potter, DC comic book Universe (namely Batman and family), Gossip Girl and that's it. hah.

Stories:

Slytherin is for Lovers: I need to find my muse for this one! SOON. I think haha.
A Smile From Slytherin: SIX finally. This one too long because I originally wrote it out on my laptop and then it overheated and SHUT OFF ON ME and of course, my document was lost :( It was saddening. But it's up now! Please revieww?
Preludes: Discontinued :/ I kinda wanna do something else entirely now haha.
Father Files: Mmm, I love this story. Chapter two is up! It's not as funny I think but it's a serious time for the Malfoys. I'm going to try to update Slytherin is for Lovers first but tbh, I'll probably update this instead hah.

Reviews keep me updating!