Ami: hiya! call me Amisha, Ami, or Mimi, but call me any thing else and I'll give you a long and torturous death :) !(my old name was amishamj)My best friend and partime co-writer/muse is Purita. there are a few others that will pop up, you may see them later

Rita: hi there i'm Purita, call me Purita or Rita, call me any thing else and I'll rip out your tounge and stuff it down you throut. I am acualy a figment/alter-ego of ami-chan's imagination; loneliness and lack of friends leaves her with enough time to make up a whole Multiverse (Ami: In addition to other things, i am a geek. I know it, i don't need any one to tell me. if any one has heard about string theory, they know what i am talking about. If you don't, look it up and impress your friends)

ATTENTION PLEASE!!

I'd like to appologise for the last post I mad for BtD, I was going through a lot of hard times and I felt like no one cared about me, and I took it out on my readers. I'm very thankful for all the people who reviewed and read my work, but right now I just don't have the time to keep writing. I had the proper chapter typed on my old computer, and my computer broke down so I couldn't post it. The written version of the chapter is in the notebook my mom accidentally threw away, so there you have it. I'll still read fanfiction, and when I find the time I'll try to rewrite BtD and continue the plot, but as of right now, real life has gotten in the way. I anyone really likes my story, and wants to either adopt it or put their own spin on it, let me know so I can tell you what I was planning on doing with it.

As for Fanfic 100, all I have to say is that I bit off way more than I could chew. If you really want to read DC work for fanfic 100, go to Candyland's profile and look at hers, it's amazing, and she's finished!

love,

Amishamj

--YOU MAY NOW RETURN TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED BIO--

Name: the hell i'm telling you.

age: not telling but I'm a teenager, so adults and old peoples, hell, all people, don't start hitting on me.

Birthday: April 29, 19XX(not telling year, thats another way of saying age for those who are willing to do a simple math problem)

Gender: female( no way i'm a boy -shivers-)

fave colors: white, pink, gold, silver, blue, purple, ect.; most in the pastel persuasion.

grade: not telling, its another way of saying my age

music types: R&B (like Beyonce or Christina Milian), classic (like betoven), pop (like Gwen Stefani), and J-Pop( like Hitomi Shimatani or Kumi Koda) i might want to point out i am like a human version of a paradox

I also like french music (like anggun) some latin (like gotan project) indian music, rock, bands like nightwish, linkin park, panic at the disco, etc.

fave foods: chocolate, soda (cola)

Fave anime/manga:

inuyasha

yu yu hakusho

sailormoon

Detective conan/Case Closed

Magic Kaitou

Card Captor Sakura

Naruto

Death Note

the melancoly of haruhi suzumiya

ouran high school host club

Rorouni Kenshin

Inuyasha

Yu Yu Hakusho

Sailor Moon

harry potter

avatar: the last air bender

detective conan/case closed

naruto

card captor sakura

yu gi oh

death note

danny phantom

teen titans

tamora pierces books

anne mccaffery books( and her sons books too, expecialy the dragon rider series)

diane duane

sharon chreech

gerald morris

t.a. barron

c.s. lewis

This can’t be good,” the silver kitsune mumbled, causing the fire apparition beside him to lift an eyebrow. “She used my whole name. The last time she used it…actually, I don’t think she’s ever used my full name…but it can’t be good.”

“It is if the great Youko Kurama is rambling to himself.” inserted Hiei before melting into Goshinboku’s leaves.

“I thought I told you to stay here so you can tell them that I won’t be back from shopping until four! Are you deaf, mute, or blind?”

“Blind?”

“Or maybe you’re just trying to get me angry, aren’t you?”

“What good would that do me?”

“You’re itching for me to scream my lungs out at you, is that it?”

“And why would I go through that much trouble just to have my ears blown off?”

“You found this funny didn’t you?”

“No…Well, sort of.”

“YOU’RE OVER 600 YEARS OLD, GROW UP AND GET A LIFE!”

“Uh…it wasn’t that long of a wait.” Yusuke interrupted. “I mean, I didn’t mind.” he quickly added when Kagome turned furious eyes towards him. If he was angry before at being kept waiting, he wished he was still waiting right now.

“STAY OUT OF THIS!”

“Yes ma’am!” Kuwabara answered for Yusuke before dragging the spirit detective a safe distance away. While they fought like cat and mouse, Kuwabara had no wishes to lose his best friend to Kagome’s fury. It was even scarier, in his opinion, when his sister, Shizuru, lost it…and that was saying a lot.

~~~~~~~~~~~~from: Entering Another Realm by Densetsuno Youko

“I think I dislocated something in my leg.” Hakkaku whined.

“How the hell did you do that?” Koga stared bewildered.

“I don’t know!”

“Here let me try something…” Ginta grabbed Hakkaku’s leg, causing him to fall over. Then there was a loud popping noise accompanied by a howl.

“OOOOOOWWWW!”

“How does it feel now?” Ginta asked.

“Well?” Everyone was slightly unnerved by the silence.

“…If you weren’t my pack brother, I would kill you…” Everyone stared at the usually mellow Hakkaku, sweat drops forming on the side of their heads.

“Breakfast guys?” Kagome suggested meekly.

“Sure!” Hakkaku’s beaming rivaled that of the sun. Everyone fell over

~~~~~~~~~~~~from: Foxtrot by Senko Ryu

A Miaow made them turn around. And look itno red eyes of a mean looking cat...

They suddenly screamed,"AHHH HIEI CAT, RUN FRICKIN RUN!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~from:Elemental Kitsune by Anoresne

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm a girl, lol

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

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Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

199X!! Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .