What up.

Username's FictionDeservesNoFools, once long ago Forest-Dragon-something-something-retarded-like-that.

I used to write fanfiction, because I was a kid, when exclamations like "muffin," "doom," and "ninja" were regular words in my vocabulary. Then I grew up, and then I realized that this website was one of the greatest wastes of time that ever occured in my teenage life. (a horrible influence for a pre-pubescent, really)

I ended up moved onto real writing though, mostly poetry and crazy-cool shit like that. This account continues to exist as a testament to my pre-teen tenacity, when I did truly believe that Raven and Beast Boy were Oh-Tee-Pee Four-Evar-Desu~!

But time cleared the fog of my mind, allowing me to realize that Beast Boy is a dumbass, Raven a terrible stereotype, and Teen Titans as a whole is a poorly written excuse for entertainment. (concerning the animated show at least; don't want to offend any dinosaurs passing by who still read the comics)

I'm in high school now, and live in a semi-realistic setting; there are people around me who smoke pot and people who would laugh in the face of someone who would announce that they like anime. Weaboos are not tolerated here. Having grown up, I can live comfortably with this fact.

I hope the rest of you on this website will someday move on as well, and perhaps grasp some semblance of life, (and maybe some decent grammar skills) wether it be in sex, drugs, or rock and roll.

So go listen to some Pink Floyd, maybe some healthy Rage Against the Machine, or better yet if you want smarts, go read some Naomi Nye, Billy Collins, Kim Addonizio, or look up Saul Williams on YouTube.

Yeah, definitely look up Saul Williams.

Wishing you luck, bottom feeders.