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Author has written 5 stories for Inuyasha, and Naruto. If Kisame's 1/2 shark and 1/2 human, does that make him a Smank? - Me when me and my friend were hyper as hell... HAVE FUN!! Jiraiya: Stop saying that! I am not a little pervert! Naruto: Oh, yeah? Then what are you?! Jiraiya: Lets out a huge laugh...I'm a big one. Kankuro: You're an interesting guy, I like you. Naruto: You're not interesting, I don't like you. Kankuro: Thinking This brat... I will kill him! Kimimaro: Without sand, you can't do anything. Gaara: As long as I have sand, I can do everything. Kakashi: on Haku and Zabuza, seeing through Haku's tracker ninja disguise They look pretty chummy to me. I'd say they've been pulling scams like that for a long time. Sakura: He's got some nerve facing us again after a trick like that! Kakashi: And hiding behind a mask. Who does he think he's fooling? Sakura: Speak for yourself, Sensei! Sasuke: That's it. I'm taking him out. Sakura: Huh? Sasuke: Who does he think he's fooling, hiding behind that mask like some sort of clown? Sakura: Sasuke! You're so cool! Kakashi: Thinking Wait a sec, didn't I just say that? She'll never change... Shino: We need to have a good, leisurely talk for a change. This is also part of teamwork. I would like to hear what your mission was like. Kiba: Well, it sure was something! Though you wouldn't understand it even if I explained it to you. thinks I won't let Akamaru go through that ever again. For that, I need to polish my techniques more, and... Shino: No, I would like to hear about it properly. Because that's what teamwork is all about. Kiba: Are you sulking because you were left out? Shino stops walking but says nothing So you are. Naruto: There are no bad people among ramen lovers! Choji: No. That is incorrect, Naruto. Shikamaru: Tell it the way it is, Choji. Choji: There are no bad people who like Ichiraku ramen! Kisame: Well, who have we here? Might Guy: The leaf villages fiercest beast of battle, I'm Might Guy! Kisame: Your Might Guy, huh? Mighty stupid looking Guy! Sakura: They're insane. Naruto: Probably. Baki: Gaara, where are you going?Gaara: To remind myself I'm alive. Naruto: It's almost... unbearable,isn't it? The feeling... of being all alone... Gaara: (Gasps at the sincerity in his voice) Naruto: I've been there... In that same dark and lonely place... But I've found others... others who accept me for who I am... That's why I will protect them... even if I have to kill you. Gaara: But why?... Why would you do this... for anyone but yourself? Naruto: Because... they saved me from myself... They are my friends. They are precious to me... English version Naruto has just said something stupid Kiba: Uh...could ya say that again? I couldn't quite catch it. Shikamaru: Moron! Are you TRYING to get us all killed? Naruto chuckles; Sakura puts him in a strangle hold Sakura: NARUTO, YOU JACKASS!! Why'd you fucking say something like that? YOU OBNOXIOUS, LITTLE...! Hmmmn I wonder what this school year is gonna be like... SENIOR YEAR BABY! WOOT! 1. My name is Lisa... AKA KAITSU 2. I'm obsessed with Sai (lets all just face it, We've all got a 'lil bit of Sai's empty headedness in us... that and he's soooo adorable! 3. My fave color is purple 4. My fave author ever is Masashi Kishimoto who created Naruto... face it, the guy's a genius! 5. My fave band is... I've got a lot of 'em... 6. I'm 17 as of march 24 2009 7. I love anime 8. My fave anime/manga is no longer Full Metal Alchemist GASPS... yes i moved on... It's now NARUTO! 9. I'm no longer Ed's height which is stated in my book that he's around 5'4, but I am now 5'6.5 10. My fave characters from any anime are: Naruto, Edward, Alphonse, Winry, Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Shippo, and if I think of any more I'll let you know! 11. I like dragons 152. I am currently writing three Naruto fanfics and like two fma fanfics KAITSU HIMARU! Fave Pairings: NARUTO SaiSaku ShikaTema NaruHina SasuSaku ChoIno GaarOC NejiTen KakaAnko IrukaShizu KibaOC Fullmetal Alchemist EdWin RoyRiza AlSheska AlRose Drama Con MattChris Full Moon MitsuTak Princess Ai AiKent Inuyasha InuKag MiroSang ShipOC SesshomaruRin If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile. Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, Takaiteishu Naruto, TheOtaku Akatsuki, Kaira-chan15, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke, Kaitsu_Himaru If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you think that Neji likes Tenten as more than a teammate or close friend, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress,ChristinaAngel,cocogirl198, Kaira-chan15, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke, Kaitsu_Himaru If you will add anyone to your favorite authors list who writes stories with your favorite couple, copy and paste this to your profile. If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile If you love Naruto's couples, whatever they may be, as much as the show itself, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress,ChristinaAngel,cocogirl198, Kaira-chan15, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke, Kaitsu_Himaru If you think that, although Tenten doesn't show up in the anime/manga too much, she deserves more appreciation and that she kicks butt, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress,ChristinaAngel,cocogirl198, Kaira-chan15, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke, Kaitsu_Himaru ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, ToraHimeSama, Kaira-chan15, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke, Kaitsu_Himaru FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile. Repost this if you laughed... If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile. If you think those kids are crazy to want to eat Lucky's cereal, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God- forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think that idiot girl in the Eggo waffle commercial should give her father some of those stupid waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever had an argumentwith yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile My fave Quotes _ NARUTO: ITTEDAKIMASU! - Naruto TEME!- Naruto DATTEBAYO!/BELEIVE IT!- Naruto DOBE- Sasuke SHANARO- Sakura when she's pissed Troublesome- Shikamaru You're awfully weak. What type of man are you?- Temari Kakashi! MY ETERNAL RIVAL!- Gai YOUTH!- Lee and Gai YOSH!- Lee Shut up... or I'll kill you.- Gaara Oh, by the way... I'm a boy.- Haku In my eyes... You're a proud failure! -Hinata Sakura, you've blossomed into a beautiful flower...- Ino Yeah!! GO SHIKAMARU!!- Ino Billboard brow!!- Ino I'll never lose to you, Sakura. -Ino GO FOR IT SHIKAMARU!! Use a super awesome technique on her and TAKE THAT BITCH DOWN!! -Ino About Naruto Well that's typical. Not happy unless he's giving people a heart attack. -Iruka when Naruto transforms into a woman in front of the whole class CUT THE STUPID TRICKS! THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!! -Iruka Foolish little brother. If you wish to kill me one day in hate and revenge... Surviving in such an unsightly manner as this... By all means, flee; Cling to your wretched life. Then one day, when you possess the same eyes... Come back and face me. -Itachi You're still too weak. You don't have enough hate, and you know something...? leans in to whisper in Sasuke's ear You never will. -Itachi Go away. You don't interest me at the moment. -Itachi I'm sorry, Sasuke. Some other time, okay? -Itachi JIRAIYA QUOTES Oh, I'm not a little pervert! ...I'm a big one! Mm, she's strong and scary. I bet she's single. -Kabuto KAKASHI QUOTES! Hidden Leaf Ancient Taijutsu Supreme Technique...1,000 Years of Death!! Those in the ninja world who break the rules are scum, that's true...but those who abandon their friends...are even lower than scum. Naruto, it was really cool how you removed the poison and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die. Good idea to stop the bleeding now...seriously. A ninja must see underneath the underneath. Hey guys, sorry I'm late, I'm afraid I got lost on the path of life. Sorry I'm late guys, a black cat crossed my path so I had to go the long way. Sorry I'm late. You wouldn't believe the traffic. Oh...me? My name is Kakashi Hatake. I'm telling you this because you don't get it, and you think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it.Get it? (Whenever Might Guy rambles, especially if it's about Lee) ...I'm sorry, did you say something? I never let my comrades die. (to Sasuke and Naruto after they nearly kill each other) What do you two think you're doing up here? That was little intense for just a sparing match! What's the matter with you two?(thinking about Sasuke and Naruto) Well, so much for teamwork. (after pinning Sasuke to a tree) Sorry, I knew you wouldn't want to sit still for a lecture, so, I figured I'd have to pin you down. KANKURO QUOTES But I want to play around before some noisy people come!You tick me off. I hate short people anyway. And you're so impertinent for someone younger than me. It makes me want to break you. A fair warning... we ninja of the Sand aren't as easygoing as those of the Leaf. But getting close to Kuroari so carelessly...isn't good!I can't retreat after he's underestimated me! Thinking after Naruto says he doesn't like him This kid...is toast! KIBA QUOTES To Naruto Hokage?! You can't even beat me! Who'd respect a Hokage like you?! Tell you what though... I'll become Hokage in your place!!I'm always ready for action! GAI QUOTES All your hard work will prove worthless... unless you believe in yourself! People who are born as prodigies aren't happy. But those who believe in themselves to the end, and work hard with a fiery spirit, are. NARUTO QUOTES I never give up... I never go back on my word... thats the way of the ninja! My dream is to become the greatest Hokage, that way the whole village will stop disrespecting me and treating me like I'm somebody, somebody important. I'm Naruto Uzumaki! What I like is ramen, especially the kind at the Ichiraku Ramen shop. What I dislike is the three minute wait after you pour in the boiling water. My hobbies are eating ramen. And my dream... is to be the next Hokage!Dattebayo! (Note: this nonsensical phrase is attached to sentences for emphasis; it is a compilation of the verb endings "da" "-tte ba" and "yo", but there's no real translation of the word. The English dub replaces it with "Believe it!") If you lay a finger on my sensei... I'll kill you!Bring it on, you jerk! Anything you throw at me I'll give it back a thousand fold!My name is Naruto Uzumaki, and I'm going to defeat every one of you believe it! When I'm with Iruka-sensei, I think if that's what having a father is like... When I'm with you, I think if that's what having a brother is like. Sakura-chan looks so sad lately.Sasuke, I always knew you were alone. In the beginning I was glad because I thought you were like me - I wanted to talk to you! But you... didn't speak. You always had everyone watching you. You could do everything and we were too different. So I decided that you would become my rival. I didn't want to lose because I was called a loser all the time. Even when we became Team 7, I still thought this way. I always tried to lie but... but the truth is... I always wanted to be like you. I aspired to be like you. Because of that... I was glad that you wanted to fight me.The pain of being lonely... is out of this world, isn't it? I will bring Sasuke back for sure. This is a promise of a lifetime.Sasuke won't give into someone like that! He's strong enough as it is, I promise! After all that talk about your destiny, you don't really believe in it, do you?So shut up about "destiny" and ...how people can't change! 'Cause... unlike me... you're not a "failure."So don't come whining to me with this destiny stuff.. And stop trying to tell me you can't change what your are. You can do it too cause after all.. Unlike me, you're not a failure. Lay a finger on my sensei, and you die! To Neji. Because somebody told me I was a failure!To Neji. When I become Hokage, I'll change the Hyuga clan!Believe It!!It's not the face that makes someone a monster. It's the choices they make with their life!While looking for fake-Naruto Where you hiding, you big fake fraidy-cat?! Show that handsome face already!I'm going to prove that in this world.. Heroes do exist!Real strength is not what you have when fighting for only yourself. When you have something special that you want to protect, only then can you become truly strong!! OBITO QUOTES Sure, in a ninja's world, those who violate the rules and fail to follow orders are lower than garbage. However, those who do not care for and support their fellows are even lower than that! If I'm scum, the rules are no good to me! And if breaking them makes me the wrong kind of shinobi... I'll crush all the so-called shinobi!!I wasn't crying! There was dust in my eyes. In the middle of a battle Please wait, I have to take my medicine.To Kimimaro when drunk What are you looking at?! Don't you know it is impolite to stare?!To Kimimaro when asked if he is drunk I'm not drunk. Besides, I'm underage! SAKURA QUOTES SASUKE QUOTES SHIKAMARU QUOTES What a drag...How troublesome...Ugh...It's SHADOW POSSESSION. Get your Jutsu right...Cloud-watching The clouds are nice. They're so free. To Choji Like I said before, I'm just being me. And you should just keep being you. It' s stupid to talk about all the things that you're not.To Tayuya You'll have to excuse my bad manners. I'm not normally in the habit of slugging a lady. But then, looking at you, you don't really fall into that category, do you? SHINO QUOTES Even if our enemy is a small bug, we will not underestimate it. After the mission; and seeing him smile and laugh for the first time THIS NEVER HAPPENED, OK? About Sasuke's absence at the final Chuunin Exam Confucious said "The wise do not approach the dangerous". A wise decision, perhaps TEMARI QUOTES Hey, you. When did you turn into such a dim-wit? To Shikamaru Still babbling about that man and woman crap, as always. Stop acting all tough, idiot.If something else happens, I'll come to help. Is that alright, Mr. Crybaby?Did that clever brain of yours go bad?Oh beat it... and take that sack of garbage with you.Every second counts.My power...isn't to be taken lightly. If that person thinks she's going to hide away while we wait for her to play her flute, she's just too naive! To Gaara Gaara...this is your big sister asking you to stop. Please?Are you afraid of being hurt? TENTEN QUOTES What I'm saying is, in the end, everyone is alone, right?Get yourself together, Lee!It's not because they're girls, you know.I was hoping to save this for a final blow, but...You doofus! Now isn't the time to go passing out!It was just a trap, Naruto. You couldn't figure that out?! Shikaku: To Shikamaru And what are you? You're not a man, that's for sure. As far as I can see, you're nothing but a coward. You think if you quit, the missions will stop? Someone's gotta do it.. Your comrades will be sent out again, on other missions, with someone else leading them. They'll face the same risks and some of them might not make it, ones you might have saved if you'd been there to lead them. How are you going to feel then?.. You've got a chance to reflect on your mistakes and to learn from them. Use your failures to make yourself a better leader. You won't help your friends by running away. Instead, you should be trying to make yourself stronger for their sake, so that the next mission goes perfectly and everyone gets back safe. The choice is simple. You're either a leader or a coward. So.. Which are you? Hizashi: I have hated the main family.. Honestly, I still do. That's why it's not for you as a member of the main family that I do this.. I want to die and save you as my brother. Shikaku: Even the roughest woman is tender to the guy she loves. | |||||||||
1. Love DummiesA rp turned fanfic between me and my friend, Gaaralover423! enjoy! Sai and Gaara are really clueless! NOT YAOI! Kaitsu Himaru: Sai and Kakashi Gaaralover423: Gaara and NarutoNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Published: 11-11-092. Truth of Sai reviewsWhat is the Truth about Sai? Why does it always seem like he is covered in mystery? -Not good at summaries PLS Don't mind it-Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-24-09 - Sai & Sakura H.3. To be Strong and to be Weak » reviewsNaruto runs away never to be heard from or seen again.. Until the new team 7 finds an unlikely person in an unlikely town with a kid.... wait.. A KID! NaruSaku? NaruHina? Naru?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-29-09 - Published: 7-5-09 - Naruto U.4. Come Back reviewsA little Idea i had for a NaruHina fanfic Pls R&R MAY BE OCxOC in FUTURE!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-14-09 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.5. Love till Death reviewsA poem thing my friend wrote...i dont get it eitherInuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-15-06 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete
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