Hi I'm Laura, (aka Talking French Fries.. I USED TO BE MOLEKEY BUT I CHANGED TO TALKING FRENCHFRIES) and I am totaly obsessed with The Office, CIS, Dark Knight, Supernatural (Also Jared/Jensen) and slash (Yaoi) I love music, drawing, and writing! And Band Slash is currently my One True Love and is taking up all of my time!

Age: 14

Habitat: Wisconsin

Hair color: I can't remember my REAL hair color, but my current one is black and red

Eye color: Greyish Blue

Random Fact: I have a mid-western accent, slightly Norwegian accent (oh yeah hey!... uff da... don't cha know?... etc) Also I can't pronounce Bag, howl... and more cause when I was little I had so many ear-infections that I didn't hear how to pronounce things so...

Hope you like my stories they take a lot of work. or occasionally not

Couples:

Band Slash:

Ryan/Brendon (PATD)

William/Gabe (TAI/CS)

The Butcher/Sisky Business (TAI)

Frank/Gerard (MCR)

Jon/Spencer (PATD)

Pierre/David (SP)

Across the Universe:

Max/Jude

Jude/Lucy

Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

Caspian/Peter

Dark Knight:

Joker/Bruce(Batman)

Supernatural:

Sam x Dean (Hey it may be incest but it is practically cannon)

Okay not really Supernatural but my OTP (even bigger than HD) has to be Jared x Jensen I mean have you seen them together!! :D squee

Jonas Brothers:

Kevin/Joe

Queer as Folk:

Brian x Justin

Harry Potter:

Harry x Draco

Sirius x Remus

Albus Severus/Scorpius

CSI:
Greg x Nick

Warrick x Catherine

The Office:

Pam x Jim (awwww PB & J)

Dwight x Angela

Shows I love:

Scrubs

CSI

The Office

CSI: NY

30ROCK

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Courage the Cowardly Dog

Queer as Folk

Who's Line is it Anyways

SUPERNATURAL

A Haunting

Bands/Artists I love:

(kind of in order of likeness) The Beatles, Panic at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, Cobra Starship, Angels & Airwaves, Regina Spektor, Shiny Toy Guns, Death Cab for Cutie, The Academy Is... , Cute is what we aim for, Motion City Soundtrack, The Hush Sound, Gym Class Heroes, All Time Lows, Girls Like Boys, Three Days Grace, Goo Goo Dolls, Trapt, Dir en Grey, Avenge Sevenfold, The Used, Chiodos, Forever Sickest Kids, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, All time low, Jimmy Eat World, Blink-182, The Devil Wears Prada, Good Charlotte(their old songs), Nirvana... way more!

Movies:
But I'm a Cheerleader, The Prestige, Corpse Bride, Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow, Nightmare Before Christmas, Sweeney Todd, Stay Alive, Ju-On (2), Rear Window, Fargo, Gothika, all Resident Evils, 28 Days Later, One Missed Call (JAPANESE VERSION), Stick it!, Inside Man, STAY, The Eye (JAPANESE VERSION), The Birds, Psycho, The Shinning, Saw, Mean Girls, Transformers, JUNO!, Step Up, Honey, My neighbor Totoro, Spirited Away, Castle in the Sky, KiKi's delivery Service, Howl's Moving Castle, AND MORE!

Well I hope you enjoy my stories!

Okay just to tell you "Birthday Surprise" will be continued and i will do so in a couple days, because I am currently in two plays in school.

Also after what? Like a year "The Process" should be updated soon also!

Sorry to anyone who liked it but "The Love: Sequel" has been abandoned and will be no longer continued.

If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa
If you have ever run into a door
If you have ever tripped over your own feet
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal
If you have ever tripped down the stairs
If you have ever fallen up the stairs
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason
If you have ever gone into a room to get something and completely forgot what you were doing

Repost the following if you believe stereotyping is wrong, or merely repost the ones that apply to you.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up .
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a .
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking .
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be from brazil.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I dont like the SUN, so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

Sad, But True:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.