I collect quotes and stuff so this will undoubtedly be long
Samsara spiral on into time, lovers reborn and meet again. L may be gone, but he will return, Light will be waiting for him until then! I hereby solemnly support Light and L as a couple. L should /not/ have been killed. (Nor Rem be sacrificed to kill him!) If you think L and Light make a good couple and that L shouldn’t have died, copy and paste this into your bio!
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you are really random put this on your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, sparky-chan123, hittocerebattosai, psychoticKisshu,
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile.
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (God knows how many times that has happened to me)
98 of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 that is laughing your ass off.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, psychoticKisshu
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile.
If you noticed that whoever Elizabeth Swan kissed dies copy and paste this in your profile. (Jack, Will, her father, Norrington, etc...)
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this in your profile
If you think that Sasuke completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. (hell yeah!)
If you are part of the unanimous club of Sasu-gay haters, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you are part of the unanimous club of Sakura-bitch haters, copy and paste this to your profile!
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, shadowkat 2701,Afw,charmedcrazy14, charmedbaby11, psychoticKisshu.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream: KinKitsune01, Takaiteishu Naruto, Celestial Slytherin- Black, psychoticKisshu
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, SesshomaruLover23, Celestial Slytherin- Black, psychoticKisshu
If you are not one of those people who thinks having over 1 thousand friends on myspace is a contest copy this to your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans..
If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
favorite quotes
1. "Sisters are like slinkies, completely useless, yet it's so amusing to push them down stairs."--Unknown
2. You! Off my planet!
3. "When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."--Unknown
4. How do I set my laser printer to stun?
5. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
6. Warning: Dates on calender are closer than they appear
7. Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
8. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
9. Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Samuel Levenson
10. The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
11. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde
12. With friends like these, I hope my enemies have a spare bedroom.
13. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
14. I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and stare at it forever.
15. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
16. It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?
17. Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Warning: Survivors will be shot again.
18. That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
19. This is not something to be tossed away lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.
20. When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them on the head.
21. I'm a nobody. Nobody's perfect. Therefore, that makes me perfect.
22. I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
23. EXCUSE ME!! I have PMS and a gun...You were saying?
24. Like Daddy always said: If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit!
25. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
26. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
27. Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.
28. Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning 'to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet'. - Robin Williams
29. Keep smiling. It makes people wonder what you're up to.
30. I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on my last one.
31. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.
32. When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice in the eyes of your enemies.
33. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then, sit back and watch the whole world wonder how the hell you DID that.
34. I don't fight with idiots; they bring me to their level then beat me with experience.
35. What!! Is it so wrong to be attracted to the guys who want to destroy mankind?!
36. Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil.
37. I'm just here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm out of bubble gum. - Seto Kaiba
38. Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people just abuse the privilege.
39. When life gives you lemons, read them and drool.
40. I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal.
41. There's a fine line between genius and insanity, I think you crossed the line a few miles back.
42. Roses are red, violets are black, please go to hell, and never come back.
43. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall out of a window...I laugh.
44. You STFU and I kick your ass. It's the law of equivalent exchange...bitch.
45. I'd explain it to you, but you're brains would explode.
46. I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
47. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
48. My reality check bounced.
49. I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill.
50. Heaven won't take me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
51. The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
52. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match it for me at kick boxing.
53. I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
54. "One should never come between a Saiyajin and food. You'll accomplish nothing, and the Saiyajin might become homicidal." - Shin, DBZ
55. "I don't date vampires, I kill them." Anita Blake - Guilty Pleasures
56. "Can I still be the scourge of vampire kind while I'm sleeping with the head bloodsucker? You bet." Anita Blake - the Killing Dance
57. "There is nothing like ruining the calm of a hundred-year-old vampire to boost a girl's morale." Anita Blake
58. "Murphy's law is the only true dependable thing in my life most of the time." Anita Blake
59. "No one was shooting at me yet. I was encouraged by that." - Anita Blake
60. "Paranoia is just another word for longevity." - Anita Blake
61. Anita: "Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?" Jean-Claude: "I am over two hundred." Anita: "I rest my case."
62. "We might shoot each other one fine day, but we'd never sleep together. He was more interested in the fresh burn than my breasts." Anita on Edward
63. "Most women complain that there are no single straight men left. I'd just like to meet one that's human." Anita - Circus of the Damned
64. "Never take your eyes off the vampire in front of you to glance at the werewolf behind you. One problem at a time." Anita Blake
65. "The vampires call me the Executioner, but they call Edward Death. After all, I'd never used a flamethrower on them." Anita Blake
66. "You don't volunteer to slugfests with vampires. It shortens your life expectancy." Anita Blake
67. Anita: "You irritating son of a bitch." Jean-Claude: "Ah, ma petite, how can I resist you when you whisper such sweet endearments to me?"
68. "I never forgave anyone for anything. A character flaw to be sure, but hell, everyone's got to have one."
69. "Killing I understand. Relationships confuse me."
70. "I'm your bodyguard. If you die under my protection the other bodyguards will make fun of me." Edward to Anita
71. Simon: "I hope that monster guts you, bitch." Anita: "Thats Ms. Bitch to you."
72. "Once you get me angry I usually stay there. I enjoy my anger, it's the only hobby I have."
73. Gabrielle: "I'm looking for my best friend. Maybe you've seen her? Six feet tall, dark hair, lots of leather, fights like the Harpies in a bad mood? Her name's Xena."
74. Either find a way or make one.
75. The most dangerous enemy is that which no one fears. - Angels & Demons
76. Good instincts usually tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke
77. The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance. - Socrates
78. Executing a plan takes one part patience, one part strategy, and two parts dumb luck. - Unknown
79. Now don't you stand for that! If somebody tries to kill you, you try and kill 'em right back! - Firefly
80. Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? - Abraham Lincoln
81. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something - Unknown
82. This is the crack team that foils my every plot?! I am deeply ashamed. - Spike, BtVS
83. When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. - Anonymous
84. Normal is just a setting on your dryer.
85. Don't laugh in the face of death. It won't appreciate my sense of humor.
86. Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head.
87. Good girls always fall for the bad boys - even if they don't admit it.
88. "Your halo's falling down." - fanfic unknown, Uzumaki Naruto to Hyuuga Neiji
89. To think I'm going to die because I flirt with women. - Miroku, IY
90. Three things can not be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha
91. He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
92. Whoever said sunshine brings happiness never danced in the pouring rain.
93. Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don't talk back and they're always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won't complain.
94. You may have created my past, and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future. - David Klass
95. If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't join them, bribe them. If you can't bribe them, blackmail them. - Unknown
96. "Oh, look. A mini-Itachi." - Whisper about Sasuke, Foxchild
97. Rule #9: When faced with the unknown, go with your instincts. Xander: "You don't know how to kill this thing?" Buffy: "I thought I might try violence." Xander: "Solid call."
98. It's impossible to make any plan foolproof because fools are so ingenious. - one of Murphy's many laws.
99. Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk. - Andy Gibbs
100. Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
101. I'm out of bed and dressed! What more do you want?
102. I'm out of my mind. Please leave a message.
103. People say I've lost my mind. I haven't - I saved it on a back-up disk!...Somewhere.
104. I've been given sugar! Use this time to prepare for the end of the world!
105. Welcome Strangers, you must be cold//Stay a while, the day grows old//Be not afraid, no dangers near//Just recall, we're all mad here.
106. Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof - then blame a Private.
107. My doctor says I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. - Douglas Adams
108. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long someone stands there picking locks, they are always locking three. - Elayne Boosler
109. The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.
110. "You smell of other people's blood, ma petite." I smiled at him, sweetly. "It was no one you knew." Anita Blake.
111. Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was there would be a hell of a population drop. - Anita Blake
112. I wanted to wipe the grin off his face with a fist. I resisted the urge. Who says I have no self-control? - Anita Blake
113. Curiosity killed the cat. Here's to hoping it didn't do the same for animators. - Anita Blake
114. He could have the bed. I'd take the couch. What could be more innocent? Biker Nuns from Hell, but besides that. - Anita Blake
115. Better to be judged by twelve, then carried by six. - Murphy's Law, mp
116. Don't stand, if you can sit - don't sit, if you can lay down - if you can lay down, you might as well take a nap. - Murphy's Law, mp
117. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They punch, kick and choke harder too. - Murphy's Cops Laws
118. Domestic arguments will always migrate from an area of few available weapons (living room), to an area with many available weapons (kitchen). - Cops Laws
119. Dogs do not see the badge as a person of authority, they see lunch. - Murphy's Cops Laws
120. Never go to bed with anyone crazier then you. - Murphy's War Laws
121. Incoming fire has the right of way. - War Laws
122. When you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in the combat zone. - War Laws
123. Military Intelligence is a contradiction. - War Laws
124. Weather ain't neutral. - War Laws
125. Mines are an equal opportunity weapon. - War Laws
126. To steal information froma person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence. - War Laws
127. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything. - War Laws
128. Forgive your enemies but never, never forget their names.
129. "What's your connection to him, Harry? What's your role in this?"
This was what Athena needed to know. She knew of Harry's connection, but she didn't know what, exactly, it was. Her familiar couldn't tell her for some reason. Athena needed to know if Harry was working for or against Voldemort. After his words, she could easily guess which side the boy was on, but she had to be absolutely positive. She watched as Harry smiled a smile that was cold and cruel, that she'd seen on Ares' face when he went into a battle that he knew he'd win, and have fun doing so. She'd seen that smile on Hades' face when he got a particularly nasty soul that he would get to punish for eternity. And she saw that smile on Heras' face when she got the best of Zeus.
"My role? I get to kill him." - HP, from Consort to War - fanfic
130. It was hard to tell with the goblins' craggy faces, but I could have sworn their faces were murderous. I vaguely recalled something about crossing a goblin. Don't.
131. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
132. Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
133. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
134. In theory, everything works.
135. Do unto others before they do unto you.
136. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
137. I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
138. Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
139. If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
140. Dimitri: Here, I bought you a dress. Anastasia: (laughs) You bought me a...tent. Dimitri: What are you looking for? Anastasia: The Russian circus! I think it's still in here!
141. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
142. The problem with reality is a lack of background music.
143. I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.
144. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
145. "Legolas doesn't speak a lot - he prefers to let his actions speak for him. Legolas' moves are smooth and elegant, like a cat. You know how cats can jump and land steadily on their paws? That's what I'm trying to do. There's a strength in that, but it's very balletic. It's also bloody hard to do without falling over!"
146. "Vig used to call me 'elf boy,' and I'd call him 'filthy human.' As an Elf, I never got a scratch on me, never got dirty. And Vig would come out with blood and sweat all over him. And he'd say to me, 'Oh, go manicure your nails.'"
147. "We have these digs at each other. Viggo will go on about Elves and how they're always doing their nails and brushing their long, blonde hair, and being all prissy. And I just say: Well, at least I'm going to live forever! Got that? LIVE FOREVER!"
148. "Elf Envy...they all had it." --Orlando Bloom on various occasions
149. If all the world's a stage, then I want to open the trap door.
150. Keep your friends close, keep your enemies tied up with fishing wire in your basement.
151. If at first you don't succeed - cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!
152. Consciousness - that annoying time between naps.
153. Smile - it confuses people.
154. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
155. Men: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.
156. "The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins."
- Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
157. Life's a bitch, if it were easy it'd be a slut.
158. I reject your reality and substitute my own.
159. "If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination."
160. "A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station... "
161. "Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."
162. "Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway"
163. "It takes 46 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to flip 'em the bird."
164. A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
165. A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'
166. A friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be there next to you saying "damn that was fun!"
167. A friend will tell you when your wrong, a true friend will wait for you to screw up so they can laugh in your face.
168. A friend will encourage your choices in life, a true friend will write them down for black mail.
169. A friend will help you study for a test, a true friend will help you procrastinate studying for a test.
170. "The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
- Albert Einstein"
180. "Fuji-senpai, even robbers have something called survival instincts. You could walk covered in money through the park at midnight and still be safer than a babe in its crib." the younger boy scoffed. "That's not very nice, kitten." "But very true, good night, senpai." - Fuji and Ryoma - Enigmatic Prey
181. "A conscience does not prevent sin, it only prevents you from enjoying it."
182. "Don't drink and drive!You might hit a bump and spill your drink."
183. "Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
184. "God must love stupid people, he made so many."
185. " Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects"
186. "Never explain yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it."
187. "If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them."
188. "God gave them a penis and a brain but not enough blood to use both at the same time..."
189. "Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
190. "Who cannot understand your silence, cannot understand your words."
191. "Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."
192. "It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."
193. "Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about."
194. "Everything can be taken from man but one thing: the last of human freedoms—to choose one's own attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one's own way." (Viktor Frank)
195. What does not learn does not change. What does not change does not live. What does not live does not die.
196. 'There is nothing as irrational, dangerous and illogical as an Uchiha in denial'.
197. Black mambas are not the most poisonous snake in the world, but just two drops of their venom can kill a human. They can grow up to 14' long and can move at 12 mph. They are not named they're coloring. They are generally a dark brown or olive (though I'm making Ictus pure black). They are named for they inside of their mouths, which are a deep, dark black.
198. He resolved to blow something up again soon- it seemed to be therapeutic. - Bakura, from Akuryou
199. Suddenly the braided boy leaned over. "Ya know, we never introduced ourselves," he whispered. "Duo Maxwell. I run, I hide, but I never lie." "Ore no namae wa Shiraga Bakura desu," he whispered back. "Nice to meet you, Maxwell-san." The other flashed a grin. "Call me Duo. If blowing up a building together doesn't put us on a first name basis, I don't know what does." The former spirit grinned back. "Duo, then." - Duo & Bakura, from Akuryou
200. "Potter Luck remember? Harry gets into a life or death situation and something just happens to occur in the nick of time to save him. Addendum to Potter's Luck: There is no such thing as serendipity. All good or seemingly trivial things come back and bite Potters in the arse. Hard."Addendum Two: There is no such thing as coincidence." - Harry Potter, forgot which fic
201. "Can you switch gears, or are you stuck on stupid?" (Unknown)
202. "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." (Oscar Wilde)
203. No wonder the Pharaoh hated him so much. Bakura had to be the only person on the planet who screwed everyone over and came out on top more often than the Pharaoh himself…unless it was against the Pharaoh, that is. - Malik on Bakura, Sniping Cobra
204. And Salazar, though sneaky and sly, never lied. He was a man of his word…it just took time to learn how to understand his word that was the problem. The twisting of the few words he did speak normally left many thinking he was a slimy liar but if told such he could easily prove every time that he never lied.
205. “Pleasure, I’m sure. Listen, Minato, could you help us with something?” She interjected.
Minato felt a chill run down his spine as he recognized the mischievous glint in his fiancé’s eyes. Getting a terrible feeling of foreboding, he briefly glanced at Rei, one thought running through his mind; Surely, there couldn’t be two of them?
Recognizing the identical glint of mischief in Rei’s eyes, Minato realized with sudden dread that; Yes. Yes there could. - Fuinjutsu
206. Silence decided that it wanted its throne back.
207. “A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.” –Herm Albright
208. “It contains a misleading impression, not a lie. It was being economical with the truth.” –Robert Armstrong
209. “And this ladies and gentlemen is why one must never call an Akimichi fat,” Naruto tells the remaining Genin from their observation room.
“For thou art tiny and go squish when stepped on,” Kiba adds with chuckle when he notices Ten-Ten’s bug-eyed expression. - Master of Puppets, Naruto fanfic
210. Ichigo stared, before rolling his eyes and kicking the hell out of the sissies trying to get at Grimmjow from behind. He couldn’t blame them, really. Facing Grimmjow head on was like telling the whole world you had a suicide note and a will ready for all to see. He had incredible strength and a disposition willing to show it off – luckily he beat the need to kill out of the man a few years back. - Bonds, by Impervious Marr
211. I put everything together in a pan and started to actually cook the meat, "Can you throw one of those advertisements on my dresser when you get the chance?"
"Sure, why not," I heard her get up again and walk down the hall.
She returned a minute later a started to set table, "When'll the food be ready?"
"In a half hour relax."
"Well, I'm hungry."
"What do you want me to do? Serve the meat rare?"
"Would it kill you?"
"It's not me I'm worried about."
"So what? You're saying if you ate the meat rare it wouldn't affect you either way, but if I ate it, I'd probably get sick?"
"Perceptive aren't you?"
"Wise ass."
"Why, thank you."
"Do you enjoy torturing me?"
"If I said yes would you be mad?"
"Yes."
"No."
"Are you lying to me?"
"Yes."
"Augh! You are the most infuriating man I have ever met!"
"Thank you. I take pride in my work."
"I don't like you right now."
"Never said you had to like me."
"You know I can throw you out of this house anytime I want?"
"Yes."
"So why do you torture me?"
"Because if you threw me out of the house you would need to find another housemate."
"Good point."
"Plus, I doubt you'd find another housemate as good looking as me."
"(Sigh) Just when you think he wouldn't say anything..."
"Do you disagree with my comment?"
"No."
"Then what in seven hells is your problem?"
"The fact that you're usually always right."
"You act like I should care."
"You should."
"I don't."
"Fuck you."
"Maybe later." - Ranma & Sasha, from Misunderstanding Scars, R1/2
212. He grimaced and decided to hide in his room for the duration of the trip, sharpening his Shivs.
Hopefully they’d take the hint.
If not, well, he knew a lovely Air-lock only a few corridors down. - When Worlds Collide, HPRiddick fanfic
213. Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN!
214. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
215. Uchiha pride was susceptible to Uzumaki taunts, regardless of age, rank or insanity. - Hidden Behind My White Mask, Naruto fanfic
216. “So the rookie went to question Uzumaki, but when Uzumaki became aware of his presence he bolted.”
Yuugao stopped and turned to the man slightly.
“And how long was the chase?”
“Well Uzuki-dono, it was a rookie…” The man had stopped as well.
“How long was the chase, Rizu?” Yuugao’s voice was still monotone but it adopted an air of authority.
“Approximately thirty-seven minutes, ma’m.” A sharp, crisp answer.
Yuugao turned back and began walking again. The ANBU now know solely as Rizu noted that her gat seemed to hide a little bit of pride.
“What happened during the course of the chase?”
“Uzumaki showed skillful use of evasive tactics and misdirection, and that’s not mentioning his… strange card skills...”
“Elaborate.” Yuugao had an idea of what Naruto’s skill set included, but not details.
“One card he used seemed to make a blinding light, which was rather impressive to quote the pursuing ANBU. “ Yuugao noted that particular bit of info was missing from the villages files. “How exactly did he do that?”
“Seals I would surmise.” The ANBU’s head perked up slightly at that. “Anything else?”
She made a sharp left, and began walking up a set of stairs that seemed to be hidden by the architect between the walls.
“Well, he also utilized cards that made a weird Bunshin no Jutsu. It was easy to by pass though, as they couldn’t go very far away from where the card placed.” That wasn’t new, but the weakness was previously unknown.
“How was Uzumaki apprehended?”
“Well,” The man with the squirrely mask scratched the back of his head. “He sort of… stumbled…”
He let out his nervous laugh once again, “… into his team mates.”
“So they were labeled as accomplices and taken in as well?”
“Yes Yuugao-sama and we then followed Uzumaki-standard-procedure.” After he said the last part he seemed to seize up much in the same way a person would after saying something they shouldn't.
Yuugao came to an abrupt halt.
“There’s an Uzumaki-standard-procedure?”
Nervous laughter for a third time.
“Put him in a civilian cell with the key in plain sight.”
Yuugao turned and leveled an intense stare at him.
“Well… when we do actually get him for a prank or something, we always just do that as a sort of…” The man was shrinking back from stern women.
“Joke.” He nearly whispered it out.
Yuugao immediately shot back, “And you didn’t think of him using Kawarmi?”
“We don’t have anti-Shushin seals there, but there are anti-Kawarmi. Those have been activated since the kid learned it."
The only thing to show the purple-haired women’s displeasure was the slight thinning of the lips. She began walking once again.
“And their possessions were placed outside the cell as the case with most simple civilian detainment, correct?”
“Yes, right.”
She came up to a simple wooden door and swung it open.
“Then why exactly…”
She walked through the doorway and past several one-window, metal cells on one wall. They were enough a civilian that was usually staying one night. The single window in each had sun shining through and led right out into the open city.
Most were empty but the occasional one had a drunk or a hooligan occupying it.
On the other side of the hallway, several long shelves were lined up parallel to the cells. Each person currently held had several items outside their cell, obviously their possessions taken from them.
Yuugao’s voice rose a little
“…did you leave…”
She came to the last cell and made an abrupt turn. Her hair was pushed back by a slight breeze and the sun was rising in front of her.
Yuugao’s voice was as loud as most would ever hear.
“…a budding Seal master with a brush then?”
She indicated to the wall which was currently missing a large portion of itself. A hole had been blow clear through and nearly ventured into the adjacent cell.
“We didn-”
“-and where are these so-called possessions?”
“Huh?”
She gestured to the section of the shelf in front of cell that was now minus one wall. The man swiveled his head.
Yuugao didn’t need to see behind Rizu’s mask to know he was blushing with embarrassment.
All that lay there was a single key. - Cutting the Deck, Naruto
217. “Rahkesh, I hate to disillusion you, but electrocution doesn’t solve all of life’s problems.” Daray said slowly, pityingly. Draco visibly bit back a chuckle. Ah, progress.
“It can, if you just allow it to.” Rahkesh replied. It communed so well with magic…well that might just be him. Daray might be better off with demon vomit or something equally odd…Rahkesh tested the magic the vampire was giving off and decided not to suggest pixie dust. - Changes in a Time of War, HP fic
218. “Trip wires are called trip wires for a reason. They don’t make you fall over, just trip.” Daray said, not even bothering to open his eyes at the threat.
“All right then, electric trip wires. A couple thousand volts, just enough to make you jump and drop dead.” Rahkesh said, signing his name on the essay. Now Daray’s eyes opened and narrowed, he looked at Rahkesh for a moment as if wondering at his sanity.
“First it was Silas in an electric net, then the shocks you installed in the door, then the tasers - I know they’re hidden in this room somewhere, and now electric trip wires. British wizards do not have a death penalty. So way are you so into electrocuting people?”
“It’s fun.” Rahkesh said, not really knowing the answer. “Why are you here anyway? Didn’t you have a duel with what’s his name – Saul?” Daray rolled his eyes skyward.
“I know you’ve been preoccupied with switching classes but really, Rahkesh, it’s eight p.m., that duel was two and half hours ago.” Daray said. Rahkesh checked his watch, oops. He’d eaten in his room that evening, working on this project, and completely lost track of time. The project was due the next day and he’d been delayed the day before with a tricky potion that had taken several hours longer than he’d thought it would.
“You won?” He asked, the vampire’s head shot up from resting on the arm of the couch to glare. “Never mind, of course you won. What was the prize again?” Daray rarely fought without stating some sort of prize for the winner. The vampire grinned smugly like a happy cat, there should have been feathers.
“Him.” Rahkesh shook his head; of course it would be something like that. Daray and Saul did not get along. Something simpler would have been too mild.
“Good blood?”
“I wasn’t referring to his blood.” Daray purred in reply. “Though I got his blood too.” The vampire added, and frowned. “And neither was very good.” Rahkesh shook his head; he never understood the vampire philosophy that life was all about sex and blood. Saul must have been very confident of his fighting abilities if he’d agreed to a bet like that. Or, more likely, Daray, being much more clever than Saul, had argued the vampire into such a corner that he couldn’t say no without appearing a coward, and, obviously, couldn’t say yes without appearing stupid. If given a choice like that Saul would have to take stupidity rather than cowardice. He could stand to appear an idiot; loss of face due to cowardice was unacceptable.
Well, Saul wouldn’t be jeering about Rahkesh switching classes anytime soon.
“You know you could have claimed the prize was another duel with the winner of the first duel’s choice of weapon. You know he can’t duel worth shit with silent magic. You could have hung him from the dinning hall ceiling and repeatedly electrocuted him so he’d flop around and amuse everyone.” Rahkesh suggested, he didn’t like Saul either but the arrogant nasty vampire had never challenged him, yet. Saul was still getting over his first fight with Rahkesh outside the entrance to Akren valley.
“Again I ask, what is it with you and electrocuting people?” Daray said, Rahkesh shrugged again.
“It makes them cry?” He offered weakly, and immediately regretted saying it when the vampire snorted and broke out into a delighted toothy grin.
“I knew you were a hidden sadist. Next time the brat pisses you off you can do that to him. Maybe if he gets humiliated enough he’ll stop being such an ass. Everyone knows what our bet was and everyone knows he lost, the duel only took five minutes you know, and about a third of the school was there in the gym, so I’d be surprised if he shows his face at all for the next week.” Daray stated. Rahkesh had to laugh, Daray didn’t do anything half way and if he was going to beat Saul then the larger the audience the better. Especially if it was a vampire audience, there was a sort of wordless communication and understanding there that Rahkesh couldn’t quite get. And everyone hated Saul, his superior attitude, which was completely unjustified, made even the other vampires hate him. Even the vampires who thought they were better than humans hated him, because Saul had no real abilities that counted at Akren. Sure he was much more powerful than the vast majority of Rahkesh’s classmates at Hogwarts, but only with spoke incantations and a wand, which amounted to nothing here, yet expected to be treated like he was something special. - A Second Chance at Life, HP fic
219. Hikaru really needed new friends. Ken and Rishou were Ken and Rishou. A reason in themselves.Kami was just weird. Merlin was, as said before, insane. Godric…end of explanation. Arther was okay. And dad was well, dad. The green eyed boy frowned. Well his life was set in stone for him. But that doesn’t mean he had the specifics, and it definitely wasn’t written anywhere that he couldn’t twist things a little.
Was it?
"WHO WANT'S TO GO BUNGEE JUMPING!"
"I dunno grandpa..." Hikaru muttered as he staired at his grandfather. What was it with old people and a failing fashion sence? The old man was wearing nothing but an ugly hawaiian shirt and boarding shorts, to go bungee jumping off Mount. Everest.
"Aw what the fuck. LETS DO IT!"
With that Grandfather and Grandson walked out of the house wearing matching Hawwaiian shirts and Boarding shorts.
"I guess this would be a good time to tell you I'm practically engaged?"
"OHHH! We'll just have to have an old fashioned wedding. Where the bride is the belle of the ball and the groom is walked to the alter at gunpoint."
"GRANDPA!"
"Well that's how they used to do it. Although in my day it was at sword point. Ah those were the good old days."
"I need new friends... and family."
"What was that?"
"Nothing Grandpa." - Ebony Locks Hides God's Night, HP fic
220. "Adults should so not try to act cool."
"Agreed, it's degrading for them and us." - Ebony Locks Hides God's Night, HP fic
221. “Having a bad morning?”
Tezuka opened his eyes and peered through his glasses at his honey-haired friend. For all intents and purposes, he should have been happy to see him; he was after all, going to aid him in his strenuous task. Despite this, however, all he could feel was an impending sense of doom, for when he had been predicting his teammates’ reactions, he had forgotten to keep in mind one very important detail: The Fuji FactorTM.
The Fuji FactorTM was actually an addendum to Murphy's Law. The Fuji FactorTM was simple: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong at the worst possible moment because Fuji will make it so. The Fuji FactorTM had a one hundred percent success rate. And The Fuji FactorTM was a living, breathing migraine. - If Wishes Were Horses, PoT fic
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.
I'M SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic
I'M EMO so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST, so i MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE(or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm, INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fing them all
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm Brazilian, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly..or crazy
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD who does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I MUST be fed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITEand have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil
I Love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich
I'm an OG so I MUST be Mexican
I don't EAT very often, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm a SOCCER player so I MUST take things ta the face DAILY
I'm not RICH so I MUST steal to get the things I have
Fav. pairings
((Dom/sub))
Snape/Harry
Lucius/Harry
Remus/Harry
Sirius/Harry
Salazar/Harry
Tom/Harry
Voldemort/Harry
Jean-Claude/Harry/Asher
Asher/Harry
Kakashi/Harry
Itachi/Harry
Sasuke/Naruto - very rarely
Itachi/Naruto - Itachi is more worthy of Naruto!!
Kakashi/Naruto
Gaara/Naruto
Neiji/Naruto - Sees a lot, and is worthy of him!!
Sesshoumaru/Kagome
Snape/Kagome- those are so hard to find
Naraku/Kagome
Kagome/Kakashi - not enough of 'em
Kagome/Saitou
Kagome/Kenshin
Kagome/Aoshi
Aizen/Ichigo
Gin/Ichigo
Urahara/Ichigo
Ulquiorra/Ichigo
Grimmjow/Ichigo
Renji/Ichigo
Byakuya/Ichigo
story ideas/pairings I haven't seen but think would be interesting (challenging) to write:
Kenshin/Harry (don't ask where this came from)
Madara/Harry (what? I was reading an ItaHarry and the thought came up)
Itachi is reincarnated as Harry (this is the fault of reading a 'Naruto is reincarnated as Harry'
Harry is related to the Sand siblings/is trained by Sasori
Harry is raised by Deidara or someone in Akatasuki
Harry is related to the Leader of the Akatasuki
Kimimaro/Harry or Harry is related to the Kaguya's
looking for stories:
Read a fic called 'Of Wizards and Shinobis' on fanfiction.net, but today its not there. Tsume Inuzuka adopts Harry Potter as an Inuzuka after a mision outside of the Hidden countries where she runs into him after finishing her mission. Harry is renamed 'Dokuga(sp?) which means 'poison fang', he's given that name because when Tsume tried to touch him, he bit her hand. Any info about said fic and author would be greatly appreciated. And NO, I am NOT looking for a similar fic called 'Once a Wizard, Always a Shinobi'.
Looking for a HP fic, author/title unknown. Similar to Miranda Flairgold's 'A Second Chance at Life', where Harry transfers to a different school to get the training he needs to defeat Voldymoldy.
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